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Joined 04-02-13, id: 4639826, Profile Updated: 11-03-18

I go by a lot of names, but call me Azzy/Azzie.

I've tried writing a couple of stories, and have done horribly with all of them.

I don't have any of them on here anymore, and hope to God they disappear forever.

I'm going to try again, and I swear on everything holy, I will not fuck up this time. Hopefully.


The things to avoid within a story in the opinion of a reader:

Harems: A dumb and unrealistic way to approach a story. This is most common in Anime stories and is often placed within Mary Sue stories as an excuse for the author to stroke their ego, telling themselves they've written the perfect romance. They are very wrong.

Yaoi: Yuck.

Crazy-prepared SIs: Don't get me wrong, I like a lot of stories that use this trope, but it also makes me feel as though that the protagonist has nothing to struggle against. A wealthy protagonist with an army behind him or her is a lot harder to get behind compared to one that has no combat training, zero control of their powers, and struggling to accept the reality of what they're facing.

Fanmade cliches: How many fics have you read of Naruto getting chased by a mob and being beaten/tortured/etc. by an angry mob? Way too many.

God/Mary Sue fics: The one thing every writer who works hard happens to hate. The ultimate example of lazy writing.

Authors who are assholes to reviewers: I once was this when I started writing. One that just happens to have authored a rather successful story. Seriously, don't do this unless the reviewer is a flamer. Which in that case, fucking ignore it. I've since learned to embrace people who try to help me. It's called embracing criticism.

Religious/Political/Race bashing: I'm rather passionate about politics, but I understand that people on this site also have different opinions than I do. Who am I, or any other person for that matter, to be an asshole because I disagree with them?

Update: Look, these are opinions, not rules you have to follow with a passion. I read a lot and these are just things that annoy the hell out of me. You're perfectly entitled to like fics or stories that do not abide by any of these opinions.


I'll admit that I'm not the best writer and that I have problems sticking to one concept consistently. But, I repost my fics as much as I do because I find that they are usually bad, and I know that I can do better when given an idea. My numerous attempts at doing Mass Effect SI fics are really good examples of what not to do in a story.

Still, I can only try to do better.


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Mass Effect: Where Angels Fear by Suffering Soldier reviews
All who step into war are tested. Those who emerge are changed. Those who do not are consumed. Amidst this hellish crucible, a young man is torn from the life he knows and finds himself amongst a new band of brothers on the crew of humanity's first Spectre. But with time against them, success is uncertain and survival is not assured. Rated for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,711 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, OC
Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618 reviews
The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 346,082 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 4/1/2016 - OC
Massed Up 2 by DelVarO reviews
Shepard is dead, everyone went their own way and it's Thursday again. Now I have two full years to get myself ready for her return. Get myself back into better shape, stockpile some weapons... simple enough, right? With the way things were going so far, I think I should have expected that nothing will ever be so simple.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 294,711 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 6/22/2013
Renegade by RWBRyan reviews
After a brutal act of revenge, a newly powered individual comes to the Avengers attention. But when their methods and motives conflict with his own, he must must decide if he will conform to the laws and rules of the Avengers, or strike out on his own, where conflict would be inevitable.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,395 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/22/2016 - [OC, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch] Captain America/Steve R., Falcon/ Sam W.
Death Korps of Justice by Lord-of-Change reviews
A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 332,803 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Imperial Guard, Deathstroke
Mass Effect: Inevitable by Lara Jayd reviews
LT Nathan Briggs was on his way to N school before being transferred to Alliance HQ in Vancouver, on guard duty. Commander Shepard was probably one of the last people in the galaxy he wanted to meet. My take on ME3. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Also will contain some major character death.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 268,418 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [Shepard (F), OC] Garrus V., Miranda L.
Mass Effective: A Hero Lost by DrStache reviews
Saren's in the Past. Cerberus' in the Future. After the Battle of the Citadel, the Council is already ignoring the warnings we left them. And with Sovereign dead, the Crew of the Normandy have spread to the far corners of the Galaxy. So what the hell am I left to do? Become the Hero I always dreamed to be? Is that even possible? Probably. Rated T for Profanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,955 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 4/1/2017 - OC
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 357,467 - Reviews: 4533 - Favs: 5,812 - Follows: 5,782 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 5/19/2014
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,658 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3262 - Favs: 8,883 - Follows: 8,624 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nightfall by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
"You can't always win. Sometimes circumstances are outside your control, sometimes you suffer losses. If we don't bend, we break. A shinobi endures. Do you understand?" His life the prize in a game with stakes too high and odds too long, Naruto learns that survival is its own form of victory. Sequel to Patriot's Dawn. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,414 - Published: 3/26 - Naruto U.
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto disappeared. Minato found him (12 years too late). Gritty modern AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 251,961 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N. - Complete
Shards of Impossibility by Cybertramon001 reviews
In a world where the villains outnumber the heroes, where black and white becomes grey, there is a new force entering the game. A weapon more powerful than anyone can fully understand. And as the old saying goes, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. There will be changes in the world, and cities will shake. A Prototype/Worm crossover. Rated M for blood. Up for adoption.
Crossover - Prototype & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 264,425 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M., Skitter - Complete
Hearts and Minds by Meleba reviews
Sequel to Eyes and Ears. Continues the story of Nathan Holt and the others in The Normandy crew. OC/F!Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 78,506 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [OC, Shepard (F)] - Complete
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Masses to Masses: Redux by iNf3ctioNz reviews
The year is 2181; two years before the events of the Mass Effect trilogy, a chance encounter on our Earth leads a rash, young student to a job in C-Sec's contraband division. Ian Shaw will have to face the worst of the Citadel's criminal underbelly, all while trying to piece together a new life, a way home, and an unlikely partnership with a turian he knows far too much about.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,378 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Garrus V., Executor Pallin
The Corpseman by Hydriatus reviews
He didn't know where he was. But he had faith that He had sent him there for a reason.
Crossover - Marvel & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,810 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 4/7/2014
Pain, Hunger, and Betrayal by Tyrannitor reviews
The Shinigami was satisfied by the bloodbath called the Fourth Shinobi World War. He reaped the souls of over 80,000 ninjas and countless civilians... Then why does he send one of them back in time? (Time-travel done RIGHT; read the first chapter to be convinced. Full summary inside. Features Fūinjutsu!Naruto. Will be EPIC in length. NO HAREM.) "Err... why do you smell like fish?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 284,715 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 4,067 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Naruto U., Mei T., Anko M.] Shinigami
My Effect: Divergence by Lanilen reviews
Has your sense of direction ever gotten you into trouble? Mine's so bad that it's capable of breaking the laws of physics. Once, I went for a walk in New Zealand in 2014, and ended up on Mindoir during a batarian raid in 2170. Where I met someone. Self-insert (SI), cover by Pretend Fiction.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,718 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Shepard (F), Shiala, Benezia, OC
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 294,164 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2010
Mass Effective: A Hero Made by DrStache reviews
Waking up on Eden Prime is not how I wanted to spend my weekend. Stranded in a strange new world with stranger characters, I skirmish with Shepard against Saren in a epic struggle to survive. When one's reality is warped and the pressures of the Galaxy are closing in on them, can they deal? Probably. Rated T for Profanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 342,960 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Shepard (F), Joker, OC - Complete
A World Known by DeadlyBacon50 reviews
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Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, OC
InFAMOUS Vampire by Wraith002 reviews
Cole wasn't the only Macgrath to get powers after the Ray Sphere blast. Now his brother Michael is also preparing to fight the Beast when it comes. But when a surprise invitation offers the young Conduit not only a chance to learn, but also to improve his skills how could he refuse? However, his new school could prove to be just as dangerous as the city that made him what he is.
Crossover - Rosario + Vampire & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,286 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Moka A., Kurumu K., Mizore S., OC]
Naruto's Resident Evil: Raccoon Escape by The Advent91 reviews
Naruto Namikaze, a young man with shattered memories, memories of a previous nightmare that he wishes not to remember at all. Now he is thrown into another one as Umbrella's T-Virus infects all of Raccoon. His objective is to escape Raccoon, escape this nightmare and the horrors that lie within. Can Naruto escape Raccoon City and it's horrors? A Naruto RE crossover! OC Naruto
Crossover - Resident Evil & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 182,599 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 3/20/2013
Fragments of a God by Shadowapple42 reviews
The Tailed Beasts are not demons or constructs of Chakra, they are the remaining fragments of a God. The largest fragment, Kurama, has no desire to live within a glorified drain pipe inside of a bratty shinobi's gut. Escape may be impossible, for now, but if the Kyuubi must live in a cage, it may as well be a gilded one. How will Naruto fare with a piece of a God advising him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,966 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: The Runaway Chronicles by I LIKE FEAR 1-2 reviews
Naruto has suffered all his life. Upon losing his memories in the Valley of the end, The Nine Tails takes this opportunity to manipulate Naruto into leaving the leaf behind. Three years later the young blonde finds himself in a peculiar position, and suddenly a lot of eyes are on him. When thrown into a world of politics, sex, and bloodshed, how will the child of destiny react?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,893 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Naruto U., OC] Kyuubi/Kurama, Killer Bee
Dead Man's Jaunt by RealityPilot reviews
The greatest war hero of one universe is Shaghaied to another reality that is in desperate need of his expertise. Rated M for blood, violence, and adult language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2016
The Gran Pulse Sage by James Young reviews
Nagato doesn't revive the people he killed, instead he gives Naruto the Rinnegan and transports Naruto and Konan to Cocoon in the Vestige just as Serah turns to Crystal. Why is it that Naruto always ends up in the worst situations? Cancelled.
Crossover - Naruto & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,264 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Naruto U., Lightning - Complete
Mass Effect: The Other by RealityPilot reviews
Kaine, Peter Parker's, darker, brooding clone is mysteriously transported into the Mass Effect Universe, where Commander Shepard has just been resurrected by the shady Cerberus corporation and is seeking out the dossiers of the best killers and skilled individuals the Galaxy has to offer. Rated M for language mostly, and some blood and gore.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Kaine P./Scarlet Spider II, Shepard (F), OC
Gotham's Saviors by The Clown King Of Chaos reviews
Batman meets Alex Mercer who is seeking to redeem himself for his past by ridding Gotham of its crime, but with extremely lethal methods. Now The Caped Crusader must find a way to contain Mercer before the Living Disease murders all but one of the super-villains in Gotham after the city is once again cut off from the world... with all of them trapped in it.
Crossover - Batman & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,213 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Poison Ivy, Alex M./Zeus
Gigantis: Frozen Point by Godzillaatlarge1457 reviews
When Jason and his friends Gzilla and Mephiles enter the universe of the movie Frozen, they find out that their universes aren't too different. There are daikaiju about, some resembling monsters from their own universe. Is this natural or is there something, or someone, far eviler working behind all these monsters?
Crossover - Godzilla & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 211,066 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [OC, Elsa]
The nameless soldier by Cissmoll reviews
"'Start running,' Lightning said. 'I'll keep them busy.'" What if Snow and Fang hadn't arrived in Palumpolum in time? Angst.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Hope, Lightning
Hollow Room, Hollow Soul by DarkComedy reviews
Dexter Morgan has found the perfect hunting ground; the ruined space station Omega where crime and death are rampant. What happens when those who wish to save the galaxy come across someone perhaps more calculating than their foe? Will he help them learn how to fight the minds of the greatest serial killers the galaxy has ever known? ME2, Dexter-centric. Rating may go up.
Crossover - Dexter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Dexter M., Shepard (F)
Fight for Survival by DemonFireX reviews
Jason Harlow never felt like he had a purpose in life. An aspiring MMA fighter with a casual existance that he was more than happy with. But fate, and a freak accident changed everything. Now surrounded by the undead with a young companion at his side, he'll have to use all his skills as a fighter just to survive one day at a time. Rated-M for Violence, Gore, Lemons, and Language.
Crossover - Walking Dead & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,343 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [OC, Carley] Clementine
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 4,771 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Loyalty by Erimenthetic reviews
Love then, is nothing more than the always choosing, the always striving, the always affirming yes. A slow burn through the events of Mass Effect 2. Eventual Shoker. Eventual AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,917 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Joker, Shepard (F)] Miranda L., Garrus V.
Breaking the Cycle by Solas Nocturne reviews
Waking up to the sound of an explosion is not how most people envision starting their day. Neither is waking up in an unfamiliar galaxy, but it's not like I had any say in the matter. Starts before events of Mass Effect and will span all three games. OC/self-insert
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,747 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Shepard (F), OC
O Fallen, Make thy name valueable! by Said the Bird reviews
"You... you are my father...? Why! Why you never helped me? When Anna and I were crying for hardiest moment ,where were you! You really don't care do you? This world, us, are we just another pawn of yours? Another puzzle to be solved?" Elsa fell and cried, "My whole life was a joke..." Then I replied. "Elsa,If you only could perceive the cosmos as I do..."
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Elsa, OC] Anna, Kristoff B.
Naruto: After the Fall by Captain Lycan reviews
Plot: Naruto lost the war, his way, and possibly his mind. Unfortunately the people who try to help him pick the pieces find their own faults laid bare in the face of increasingly ruthless enemies in a world that fears and hates them all. -Dead fic-
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,569 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Naruto U.
Out of Destruction by Jules Hawk reviews
Second chances. He'd never believed in them but now he had one. Was he brave enough to use it? Could he be good enough? Would she feel the same? A Shoker story. Rated M for language, these are marines and probably future smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 273,862 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Joker, Shepard (F)] - Complete
Resident Evil: Dead Memories by Jammer69er reviews
3 years after the events of Raccoon City, Dean Travers finds that trying to move on from the events of the T-Virus outbreak isn't as easy as he originally thought. Sequel to The Fall of Raccoon. On hiatus.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Chris R., Jill V.
Paper Wings by Atreyu429 reviews
Being a cop is never easy. Neither is being thrown into a world of fiction. And after reluctantly joining C-Sec, I'll have to learn both lessons the hard way. Drug rings, psychotic gang leaders, blackmarket organ dealers, slave runners. It's all standard fare here. And beyond all that, powerful forces follow my every step. Surviving it all may not be an option...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 137,406 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Garrus V., Executor Pallin
Undead and Why We Hate 'Em by Killerbee77 reviews
When Uzumaki Naruto moved to Japan from America with his godparents he thought his life was ruined, and he'd have to quit his dream, little did he know he was wrong. Japan was much better then he expect it would be, but after accidentally getting his girlfriend pregnant and later trying to survive in a zombie apocalypse, things just seem to be going down hill for the teenager.
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Naruto U.
Experiments in Empathy by Jasticus reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Among the Stars by KennethRose reviews
Sucked into the Mass Effect universe and finding himself replacing enigmatic pilot Jeff Moreau, James White is in for one hell of a ride as he works alongside Erin Shepard and her crew to end the Collector and Reaper threat. Begins after Freedom's Progress mission in ME2. Self-Insert. Strong!Intelligent!Joker, JokerxFemShep romance and fluff, planning TalixKelly later.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,400 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Shepard (F)
Batman vs Dexter by GazingAbyss reviews
While Batman searches for the Joker, Dexter Morgan starts cleaning up Gotham City in his own way.
Crossover - Batman & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,086 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Complete
Down on the Upside by Zeitgeist84 reviews
Dexter Moser; 29. Son, sibling, best friend, and the world's most charming serial killer. His entire life, built on lies, threatens to crumble as his unburied past and uncertain future shifts over his present. AU if Laura Moser never died. On temporary hiatus.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 163,763 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Dexter M., Debra M.
A Redemption Like No Other by Infinite Stupidity reviews
"They wouldn't call him Joker. Not now." Joker struggles to cope with the loss of Shepard and the Normandy. He grasps at his only chance of redemption - the Lazarus Project.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Black Revival by Fifth reviews
COMPLETE. An anti-social war veteran stumbles upon a journal that reveals the truth behind the gilded, crumbling utopia that Adrian Veidt had created in New York. In a time of social apathy, he chooses to set his own examples, even if they are ruthless.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,285 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete