SemiZealotishhide bio
 I am a college student who, in an attempt to get over some illogical aversion to others reading what I write, finally registered in order to post on this site. This, of course, hasn't happened as instead I've taken to reading what other people are brave and clever enough to come up with. My roommate introduced me to fanfics just roughly four years ago and I've yet to decide whether she did it to show me something she enjoyed or to get me to stop pestering her. Since she showed me, fanfiction promptly began to eat my life, but like any good addiction I just can't convince myself that it's hurting me so here I am... Sigh. I figured that at the very least I should offer authors a useless blurb that really says nothing about me other than I haven't written anything on this site and so my opinion probably can't be taken that seriously and that I have a tendency to write run on sentences. I'm writing a few stories currently and hopefully, with time, will manage to convince myself to put them up. -SZ |
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Hermione Granger and the Heir of Slytherin by RJLupinFan reviews
A vanishing cabinet... an enchanted necklace... the Chamber of Secrets... and one very young, very dangerous, and ever so handsome Dark Lord. Hermione tries hard to send herself, Harry and Ron back to their own time, but Tom Riddle has other plans. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,775 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Assassin's Apprentice by Winterlyn Dow reviews
Arya Stark has the potential to become great within her order, if only she can let go of the past. Some things are easier said than done. Jaqen H'ghar is her most trusted mentor. Will his guidance help her leave her hurts behind and rise through the ranks or will he steer her down a path of self-discovery? Part 1 of The Assassins Trilogy.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 440,286 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Arya S., Gendry, Jaqen H. - Complete
Sometimes the Best Man for the Job is a Woman by blackeyedgurl reviews
Helo’s getting married, and needs a best man. Kara has been his best friend for as long as he can remember, and now she needs to remember so she can toast him, and roast him there has to be a bachelor party right? Kara/Lee eventually, Helo backstory
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,459 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/21/2009 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, K. Agathon/Helo
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12579 - Favs: 12,794 - Follows: 7,399 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Garden of the Commendatore by Jubilee3 reviews
Ariadne and Robert build a green skyscraper.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,704 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Ariadne, R. Fischer Jr. - Complete
The Truth in Lies by leafygirl reviews
A kakasaku Narutoverse adaptation of the William Shakespeare play "Twelfth Night" for the kakasaku community contest.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,646 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3494 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the HB P by grangerous reviews
When Professor Snape heals Hermione's injuries after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, they are both surprised by what they learn. The two must work together to help Harry defeat Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,839 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 11,288 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Muse by Crazy Mishka reviews
AU! Harry is introduced to Hermione by Fleur, who met her at Beauxbatons. She's just what he needs as inspiration for the canvas he's been struggling to paint and finish. Art a way he's found to release tension from the pressure of being wizarding society
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Growing and Standing by Crazy Mishka reviews
AU. Harry meets a deaf Hermione in 4th year and comes to realize that part of Growing up is Standing up. Luna, Neville & Hermione become his friends, and he grows more into the thoughtful man he will be as long as she's by his side.[social mess, stigmas]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Stone by randomsomeone reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Immortal Beloved: The Scenes in Between by Djinn1 reviews
These are missing scenes from Action 761: Immortal Beloved. If you haven't read it, Superman and Wonder Woman get trapped for 1000 years in Asgard. They don't show much of those years. This is my guess how they went. Italicized text is from comic.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2004
Project Human by randomsomeone reviews
Growing up gets a little more treacherous, as friendship, caring, and the rehabilitation of those in need eventually all boils down to . . . What? LeeSakuGaa triangle, just to confuse things. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,362 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete