A semi crackfic on how rude or annoying Link's companions in multiple games can be. Link must get rather irritated after several lifetimes of annoyance accompanying him in his adventures...

Today is the day that the ten-year-olds of Skyloft find their life-long Loftwing partner, but Link doubts his character. Why would any Loftwing want to choose to enter into a bond with him? His best friend Zelda is his comfort and confidant. Somewhat influenced by the Skyward Sword manga by Akira Himekawa. One-shot with a second chapter for the author's notes.