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WHAT IS THIS????? Oh...you just type random stuff about...stuff.

Please don't take any offense to my name. I mean no harm...but seriously, bacon is awesome. Just not as awesome as Batman and Robin.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...JK we're two people...obviously... -_-

So...ummm...yea...AWKWARD...

Here's some stuff you should probably know about us...since this is a profile, and you're supposed to know stuff.

DC over Marvel (duh! No offense to Marvel fans...)

Imagination over Reality (reality sucks)

Dogs over Cats

Well...we don't know what else to tell you, so that's all you'll get to know...for now 0.o

-_- Oh and yes, we are crazy weirdo nerdy geeks, but we are crazy weirdo nerdy geeks and PROUD!!!

Oh and...we don't write any gay stuff or slash or anything like that...cause we're straight, both of us...not a, not bi...just straight.

REPRESENT! ugh...pressing the caps lock button...so much work it's taken up all of our energy and writing time! We could be writing an amazing fanfic (or horrible depending on your sucky opinions, yes that's your opinion, but you're a poophead!)

Anyway, we hope you enjoy the stories we write!


Yes, we are both bipolar! (But hey. What do you expect, we're two different people!)

Our weird and random quotes and some conversations.

"Enjoy life while you still can, it's really damn short."

"I hate life."

-"Hey! Guess what! I'm bored!"

-"Me too!"

-"Writing is hard."

-"But it's fun!"

-"It's worth it!"

"PANDA!!!!"

"PIZZAAAA!!!"

-"I miss YJ."

-"Me too."

"Life sucks..."

-"Hehe, it's like three in the morning and we're still writing."

-"I know right!"

"This is our new job...writing."

"Well technically, this is child labor...but we're the employers of the child labor, so does that mean we are the ones breaking the law? But then, if we are the ones who are being forced to work, wouldn't the law kinda protect us? This is confusing.

-"I'm out of ideas..."

"Yeah, me too."

"Ughh brain fart!"

"Wait, what's brain fart?"

"Hehe."

"Hehe"

"WING IT"

"JASON TODD!!!!!"

One of us is a really great singer, gets straight A's, has quite a number of friends, is really weird, keeps herself insane by writing or thinking about Batman fanfics in her head, and has a lot of great ideas. She's socially awkward, but somehow managed to make a bunch of friends. She plays volleyball and...that's it. Not exactly an athlete, but more of an artist, musically inclined. When she wants to, she secludes herself from the rest of the horrible world known as reality and produces scenarios involving Batman and Robin and the rest of the family that are either kept to herself or told to others. Even though most people would say that it's crazy, this is what keeps her sane and prevents her from going on a fangirl rampage. Oh and she loves Supernatural and Castiel and Misha Collins. She was half-hugged by him. Yes revel in that for a sec...

The other one of us is a shy small person, who hates life...yet also is thankful for it, who doesn't get one single excellent grade, who listens to loud music, and tries to be an obedient and selfless person, and who loves sad stories and only reads and writes tragedy or angst or hurt/comfort or horror for reasons unknown, who is a loner that crawls up with her notebook and writes stories during class or after class...or whenever she can. Who thinks and makes up fanfics or random stories just by randomly staring at the floor for five minutes. Who's really crazy when she's alone in her room and starts talking to herself even if she is in a public place...who has weird mood swings, sometimes she's extremely crazy and sometimes she's dead.

But we also have things in common, like our passion to write for fun, our love for Batman, OUR TINY VOCABULARY, our weirdness, our craziness, and much more...hehe.

BATMAN AND ROBIN.


"Jingle bells,

Batman smells

Robin laid an egg!

The BatMobile lost a wheel

And The Joker got away!"


Awesome quotes:

"Why so serious?" -TDK

"Just don't die, okay?" -YJ

"Bruce, I forgive you...for not saving me." -B:UTRH

"Keep moving forward." Meet The Robinsons

"Listen to me, you drug pedaling scumbags." - B:UTRH

"I'm not wearing hockey pads." -TDK

Favorite movies:

B:UTRH JLA WAR Batman Begins Batman Year One JLA Doom JLA Crisis on Two Earths Son of Batman The Grudge The Conjuring World War Z 2012 Godzilla Dawn of the Planet of the Apes In to the Storm Heaven is For Real The Hobbit Lord of the Rings Wrath of the Titans Avengers Fawn's Labyrinth RoboCop How to Train Your Dragon 2 RIPD Captain America 2 The Fault in Our Stars Warm Bodies The Book Thief Transformers 2 JLA Flashpoint 500 Days of Summer Monster House The Ring In Time Here Comes the Boom Beautiful Creatures Ender's Game Batman: Gotham Knight Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Batman Assault on Arkham

Favorite shows:

Supernatural Attack on Titan Sherlock Doctor Who Once Upon A Time Walking Dead Adventure Time The Amazing World of Gumball The Regular Show BTAS YJ JLA Unlimited Beware The Batman Gotham The New Batman Adventures The Batman The Flash Arrow

And way more, we're just too lazy to write it down.

Favorite books:

The Fault in Our Stars I AM NUMBER FOUR Alice in Wonderland Narnia Percy Jackson series/Heroes of Olympus series To Kill a Mockingbird Divergent trilogy Harry Potter series

Favorite songs:

Emotionless by Good Charlotte :'( (It's a really sad song it makes us think about Jason Todd..we listen to it like, everyday and start to become depressed. Okay so maybe we're exaggerating about listening to it everyday...BUT STILL! Terrible Things by Mayday Parade I Don't Need a Soul by Relient K Curl Up and Die by Relient K A Daydream Away by All Time Low Shattered by Trading Yesterday Across the Line by Linkin Park

FYI: My fav songs usually change every two months so...

Favorite Bands/Music Artists:

Good Charlotte All Time Low Relient K Red Linkin Park Evanesence
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Big Bird, Little Wing, Baby Bird, and Mini Bat by Savy160 reviews
Random one shot drabbles about Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian. Mostly brotherly fluff with DaddyBats. Rated T for occasional language (mainly from Jason) and occasional sexual references (also from Jason).
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 126 - Words: 214,472 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin
Street rat by Ephy reviews
Before being Robin, Jason was a street rat. And he did what he had to do to survive. That doesn't make him any less able to take care of himself - or to take care of others. Series of oneshots in the same universe. Mentions of child prostitution, which makes the series UA.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,842 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Jason T./Red Hood
life through catgirl's eyes by CatLife reviews
Hi my name is Katherine Kyle. I live in Gotham city. My life all changed when my own 'family' killed my mom. I'm lost without her. Everything is going so fast after that I everything goes up and down like an never-ending roller coaster that I feel that I will never survive. I will do my best to get back at the murderers. {rated for bloody deaths soon}
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - OC
Descending Delirium by Mangalover4321 reviews
A new villain is in Gotham and when he starts to target the Wayne family, the Bat bros fight back but when no one knows who he truly is and how he gets his information it becomes impossible to track him down. But the family doesn't give up and when all they all start to take notice in everyone's strange behavior they all question if the villain is one of them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,899 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Silver and Gold by Freya.Druid reviews
Takes place immediately after the attempted destruction of the grail in Fate/Zero. Gilgamesh has been dumped on you and is starting to get on your nerves when he gets what he wants. WARNING: *lemon *overuse of the word 'you' and 'your'
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Gilgamesh - Complete
And Then We Got Pizza by nericearren reviews
Stephanie drags Damian shoe shopping . . . Set in a strange future world where they're friends, Damian likes Facebook, and Tim settles on just one girl.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Damian W./Robin - Complete
Little Brothers by mayleebaby28 reviews
The bat boys find ways to take care of their little brothers in the only ways they know how. Rated T because Jason has a sailor's tongue
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Jason T./Red Hood, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Through Your Eyes by WorldsGreatestDefective reviews
After a routine bust, Batman, Nightwing, and the reluctantly-helpful Red Hood find themselves mysteriously witnessing the events of Jason's death and its immediate aftermath. Not just witnessing—completely reliving the "death in the family". Their beliefs about how the events unfolded and about each other are about to be blown to hell. Rated T for language and violence.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,685 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Last Goodbye by sno-e dreams reviews
After fall of Jason Todd's death.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne - Complete
A Letter To The Narrator of The Scarlet Ibis by Kira Sema reviews
My Lit teacher gave us this project for a test grade: to write a letter to the narrator of the story, "The Scarlet Ibis" as if he were a close friend. This is what I came up with. (I got a 98! :D)
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Complete
Red by Just-spencer reviews
Jason Todd and the colour red.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
I Will Not Bow by Amaya Keehl Jeevas reviews
Song-fic; I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin. Jason's mindset/thoughts throughout his death, and his final moments as Red Hood. Summary sucks, first fic, I'd say it's pretty good, hopefully it's worth reading to y'all.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd - Complete
Black mud by Madam Callisto reviews
Saber walks across the desolate remains of a world burned black by the Holy Grail's power. And she isn't alone. A one-sided Saber/Gilgamesh story.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Saber, Gilgamesh - Complete
Call Daddy by Ooo-shiny reviews
"Jason, I need you to listen. I need you to be strong. I'll get you out of this. I love you; okay?" Bruce really did love Jason. Loved him with all his heart.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne - Complete
A Family reviews
What happens when two girls enter the Bat Family? Follow Christine Carter and Autumn Cross on their experiences as part of the family. Yes, Tim, Damian and Alfred are in this too (major characters, yes) Warnings: contains some gory scenes, swearing, and NO SLASHES. There are a few funny and fluffy chapters later on. Sucky summary but you get the point. Please read and review!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 418,649 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, OC