Same As Never Was
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Joined 05-01-07, id: 1269706
Author has written 1 story for Ninja Turtles.

As of this profile writing, I have two chapters in my story. Probably means it's about time I write a profile, hm?

Well, let's see. Michelangelo is my favorite turtle of all time! Followed closely by Leonardo because he's just cool. Raphael and Donatello tie for third (but not last!) place.

I have many favorite episodes of the 2003 TMNT series, though the one most inspiring to me is "Same As It Never Was." (Gee, who didn't see that coming?) I'm actually a fan from way back in the 80s, but only recently rediscovered the turtles with the release of the TMNT movie this past year. (It's awesome! Go see it!) Even if they did turn Mike into a total dunce, the rest of it is pretty cool. (But I still love the first movie best. The fact that those stunt guys could move like that in 80lbs costumes wins my admiration and respect. Plus the animatronics were downright awesome. Go Jim Henson's Creature Shop!)

My chapters don't follow a set guideline for length. In fact, my first chapter in "Consequences" was four pages in MS Word. The second, nine. The third may be anywhere between 5 and 13--it just depends on when I think an appropriate break is reached. I prefer reading long chapters but writing them is hard. So they'll probably average 8 pages, unless I'm on a mad, wild dash of inspiration and OMG,-I-cannot-break-there!

I have 50 percent of the story already planned in my head to the end, I just need to fill in the holes. So barring unfortunate circumstances, it will be finished, no worries.

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The Talk by Winnychan reviews
The turtles must endure a belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Forced to tackle many awkward and previously taboo topics, their most closely guarded secrets are revealed... whether they like it or not! Set in 2007-verse with bits of 2003 and Mirage thrown in for fun. Rated M for sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of Ninja Turtle naughty bits.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,453 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo
In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,781 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 12/26/2005
Lockdown by Kay the Cricketed reviews
When Leonardo fails to tell his brothers about a mishap in their latest mission, the mistake could cost him something important... like his life. Don's answers. Raph's anger. Mikey's hope. What can combat something that attacks from the inside?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,275 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Leonardo
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
The Butcher and Baker and Candlestick Maker by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Raphael has always followed his instincts, but when his gut is screaming at him to match wits with an insane, bloody dreamworld of the future, what's a guy to do? Stop the candle and save all of his brothers, that's what.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Raphael, Leonardo
Consequences reviews
Based off SAINW. Leo and Raph, no thanks to 'that Time girl', are taken through time and space, to a Hellish world very different from their own. No space races or super heroes here. First chapters are T, but eventual M for future, graphic morbidity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007
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