About Me

I am a mother of...uh...many. (Let's just say, whenever I hit the grocery store, I have to do an extensive headcount to make sure I didn't lose any in the parking lot.) I don't really plan on writing for this site at this point in time, but I might later on, if the time is EVER available. (Which it probably won't be) Anyhoo, I love reading stories of all kinds, and am fascinated by the nature of this sight. YOU ARE ALL COOL!

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My inner dragon is a gold dragon. The most honourable of all! Golds are the third rarest of all the dragons (After Platinum and Chromatic dragons) and have a station in society that reflects they're rarity. I'm what one might call a Draconic Knight. Golds live by a strict code of chivalry and commitment. Remember Draco from Dragon Heart? Yep. Gold dragon. My appearance is fearsome and almighty, but I'd never stoop so low as to bring any harm to a human. But of course, being a Gold Dragon isn't all about high ethics and codes. I like to fly around scaring things, advise humans in their affairs, and I love to shapeshift. And I'm great at it. I might be a bit too trusting, but then again no one has tried something stupid in the the last couple thousand years...

More About Me...

Personal Motto: Have a good one! Here's to you, and here's to me. And if we ever disagree, SCREW YOU, here's to me!

Favorite Quotes: "God must love stupid people-he made so many!"-Unknown

"I love children. On toast, with barbeque sauce."-Me

'Be nice to your kids, they'll choose wether or not to change your diapers."-Me

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."-Unknown

"You can pick you're friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose."-Unknown

"Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman."-Unknown

'Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.'-Unknown

"I many be fat, but you're UGLY. And I can lose weight!" -Unknown

"I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your forehead." -V8 Commercial

'To know me is to love me.' -Me

'Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."-Unknown

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalks!- A Schoolbus Driver

"I have no prejudices. I hate everyone equally.' -Dad

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Canadians suffers from some sort of mental illness. Look at you're three best friends. If they're all normal, it's you." -Unknown

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police." -Unknown

"I don't worry about zombies taking over the world. I have Ninja and Dobby to protect me." -Me

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." -Unknown

"If at first you don't succeed...so much for skydiving."-Me

'We had gay burglars last night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."-Unknown

"Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off."-Unknown

"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."-Unknown

I Have A Few Questions...

Why do people always say "No Offense" when they're about to offend you?

If they're called Lifesavers, why are they so easy to choke on?

How can there be self help 'groups"?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why isn't the number eleven prounounced onety one?

Do the people who spend two dollars apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that if you read it backwards it says 'Naive"?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest of them drown too?

Why is there an expiration date on Sour Cream?

Who's cruel idea was it to make the word "lisp" have an S in it?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, then what would happen if you strapped toast to a cat's back and dropped it?