Heyy, iSniffSharpies here. I highly doubt anyone will read this, so if you do please PM me and tell me. I don't really post stories of my own and if I do it will because I really like it or someone dared me to post it.

Favorite colors: all but brown.

Favorite food: as long as its edible and not sushi.

Fandoms:

Maximum Ride

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Young justice

and probably some others that I can't remember right now.

If you want to see my writing style, just PM me a plot line or topic and i will try to write a story.

I , iSniffShapies pledge

To Remember Robin whenever the circus comes to town

To Remember Wally whenever I see somebody who can't slow down

I pledge

To Remember Superboy when a see a fight break out

To Remember M'gann when someone doesn't like to shout

I pledge

To Remember Kaldur when I see the sea

To Remember Roy when someone says someone's untrustworthy

I pledge

To Remember Artemis when I see a girl who can fight on her own

To Remember Zatanna whenever I go to see a magic show

I pledge

To Remember Rocket whenever I see purple lights

I pledge

To Remember Young Justice's first Team and all the good times

"If I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than a person in real life, I could pay a psychiatric for the help I obviously need" - anonymous

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "

"When I grew up I was BLACK, "

"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "

"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "

"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "

"When I die I'll be BLACK."

"But you sir."

"When you are born you're PINK".

"When you grow up you're WHITE, "

"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "

"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "

"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "

"And when you die you turn PURPLE.

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me: THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me: STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me: BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me: ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING . "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: GENETICS "I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me: MY ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me: JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

This is NOT practice. This is NOT rehearsal. This is IT. Here and Now. Welcome to LIFE.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/Hollister told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are always on the computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 5 copy and paste this in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers/internet is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a HUGE fan of the movie Titanic and wished that Jack lived, copy and paste this in your profile!

Put this in your profile if your didn't know that The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever starting humming or singing a song but have no idea what it is, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile and then not be bored while doing so, but when you're done, be bored again.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are always texting or IMing or something to do with nonverble communication, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are so obsessed with NCIS you have dreams about it that you're in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

(\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste

('.') bunny onto your page to help

(")_(") him gain world domination!

.= And here's bunny's assistent Mr. Whiskers the Cat!!! HELP HIM TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! XD

97% of you won't post this. When

Jesus died on the cross he was

thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that

cares, put this on your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

thats deep love man!!

Ooh, stalker! Eh, too bad I already have a stalker. Not to mention my best friend is currently stalking the guy who stalks me. Of course, you're welcome to join the little conga line of stalkers if you'd like.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

My reality check bounced.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

Smile. It scares people.

There are easier things to do in life than understanding men. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

When someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

I promise to think about Robin when I see someone do something techy or cackles.

I promise to think about Zatanna when I hear someone say things backwards.

I promise to think of the ship Chalant when I see a couple who flirts a lot.

I promise to think about Wally when I see someone scarf down lots of food and do or say something silly.

I promise to think about Artemis when I see a long pony tale braid or when I see a movie about a dad making her daughter kill his ninja boyfriend.

I promise to think of the ship Spitfire when I see a couple fight when they really do like each other in the inside, but they just don't have the right words to say it.

I promise to think of Superboy when the static goes on, on the T.V. or when I hear something about a movie about clones.

I promise to think of M'gann when I see someone really peppy and when someone just made cookies.

I promise to think of the ship Supermartian when I see a couple who kisses a lot.

I promise to think of Kaldur when I see someone who is a good swimmer or who talks all sophisticated.

I promise to think of Raquel when I hear someone say, "I got it!"

I promise to think of the ship Aquarocket when I see a girl kiss a boy on the cheek.

And I promise, if I ever see all of this stuff happening in the same day then I will cry from fangirling!

I promise to remember Harry

each time I see lightning

I promise to remember RON

When I see blinding red hair

I promise to obey school rules

For Hermione's sake of course

I promise to remember Malfoy

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Ginny

when I see an adoring fan

I promise to remember Neville

when someone says no,but they say I can

I promise to remeber Luna

When I see he moon

I promise to remeber Fred and George

When I see someone acting like a loon

I promise to remember Dumbledore

when I see someone wth long,grey hair

I promise to remember Molly

When someone says they care

I promise to remeber Tom Riddle

whenever I am scared

And I promise to remember Hedwig

when someone says they have always cared

Yes I promise I love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all amy see my obsession

Because I know Harry Potter fans know

Harry Potter Isn't an obsession

it's a way of life you know

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.(All the time)

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.