![]() Author has written 2 stories for Gallagher Girls. If you ever wanna talk, vent, or ask me anything, feel free to PM me. I'd love to help/talk! if you like Jammie, then I don't want to talk to you... JK, If Zachary Goode is your future husband, copy and paste this to your profile. If Zachary Goode is the hottest fictional character ever, copy and paste this to your profile If you're a sucker for cute romances, copy and paste this to your profile. If boy are amazing, copy and paste this I to your profile. If you hate pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to copy and paste things into your profile, copy and paste this into you're profile. Im just making these up along the way XD hmm... Things about me? things I love: - I love romance books and movies - I love COUNTRY MUSIC! -Music in genera -all of you guys -Zachary Goode - Joe solomon - chocolate - My family -God- he's not a thing I love, btw. He's a person I love. -guys who treat girls like we're people and not toys - not being at school - sugar - swimming -Ice Age -reading -school -boys -snow -boys -summer -boys -music -boys that can sing -boys that can play guitar and/or piano. -BOYS!!! SO CUTE! LOVE THIS LITTLE SAYING!! Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? LOVE THIS!!! getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? This is Genius: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong?In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought?...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (And...I'm taking this because?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". (Talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts Re-post this if -you hear your name even if it's not being called -you hate hearing your voice in recordings. -you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called. -you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other. -you hate it when people think you like someone/something when you clearly don't. -you hate it when your favourite song comes on - just as you pull into the driveway. -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. -you hate it when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice Some ways to Maintain a Healthy. Level of Insanity. 1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down . 2. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 3. drink tomato juice every day while yelling "i will suck your blood!" 4. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face. 6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk 7. Whenever your in a supermarket float down the aisles with the trolley. 8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day 9. when the money comes out of the ATM (cash machine), scream "i won! i won!" 10. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!" 11. AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY... PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO MAKE SOMEONE SMILE. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (Bold Applies to My best friends. The best/craziest/worst/bad-influence girls in the world!) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. ( BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. First you laugh... BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" ( FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. No...just...no...only when our moms are around... BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you... FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. That moment when you catch your friends going through your junk food cabinet... FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. (I BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you (Yocelin...tho...) FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this! !!!!! YOUR BOY SIDE: (bold applies to me) You love hoodies. Total: 13/25-Tomboy YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me) You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAl:11/25 stereotypes-- 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the halls? Just committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. That boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs yesterday? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. That old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them? Guess what, you don't. Re-post if you are against bullying. I'll bet 98% of you don't, there may be 2% with a heart. I think this is so cute, I would love it if it happened to me. I know it never would because know that I have read it, and if it ever happened to me in real life then I know what would happen. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose, me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Re-post if you also think this is adorable. Don't ya just wanna say this to the people you hate? I have watched CSI, NCIS, Law and Order and Criminal Minds. I could kill you in 50 ways and still make it seem like an accident. What the cutest couple ever would say: Girl: Can I hold your hand? Boy: No Girl: Why? Boy: Because it'll hurt to much when you let go. Why I sometimes hate the universe: No one notices your tears, No one notices your sadness, No one notices your pain. But they all notice your mistakes. For the people I love: If you need me, call me. I don't care if I'm sleeping, if I'm having my own problems or I'm angry at you. If you need me or need to talk with me, I'll always be there for you. No matter how big or how small your problem is, I'll be there because I love you. This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out. 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails. 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it. 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking. 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking. 6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not./Had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head. 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself. 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand. 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull. 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push. 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion. 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else. 13. Called the wrong person on the phone and started talking about personal things. 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave. 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair. 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble. 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it. 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard. 19. Called your good friend by the wrong name. 20. Put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and walked out in public. 22. Told someone they're talking too loud, then started talking loudly to your friend. 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door. 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else. 25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it. 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke. 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer. 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan. 29. Tripped on a crack in the pavement. 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock. 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it. 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside. 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else. 34. Ever been kicked out of a supermarket/off their property. 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot. I 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on. 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in. 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard. 39. Walked into a pole. 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident. 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house. 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on . 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small. 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it. 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do 46. Picked up someone eases drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it. 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up. 48. Have poked yourself in the eye. 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on. 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test. 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.( third grade. Was erasing something and suddenly my pencil tip was in my upper cheek!) 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it. 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were. 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on. 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it. 59. Painted your fingernails, and got so impatient while letting them dry that you did stuff that messed up all that work. 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie or story that no one else thought was funny.I am always laughing at stuff I read in books even though it is never funny. 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa. 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it. 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence. 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person. 65. Didn't do the backside of an task because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side. 66. Did more work than you had to on an task because you didn't read the directions. 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong. 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it. 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught. 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face. 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb. 73. Ran into a door frame. 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid. 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it. 76. Have purposely licked playground sand. 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band. 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't. 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people. 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out. 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off. 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again. 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about. 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair. 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone. 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird. 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people. 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria. 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil. 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them. 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper. 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours. 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story. 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs. 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before. 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. 63/100 If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" or "We're not quite sure..." If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (I will never understand the defenition of popularity, I'm just the weird 15 year old girl that laughs too much XD) If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Actually, I'm more of the insane one) if you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (I think I would be considered a nerd at least, I guess it depends on your defenition) 93% of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. 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