It's not that Hiccup and Astrid like leaving their kids to go to archipelago-wide meetings, but it certainly makes for an amazing time to see that they haven't lost their spark just yet. Oneshot.

In which the Sorting is less of a choice between Dark and Light and more of a fashion statement, Gryffindors are more than reckless, bumbling fools, and Slytherins aren't the only ones playing politics. Hidden in plain sight, in the one house they least expected, Harry Potter becomes what he was always meant to be. Hogwarts beware, the Dark Lord's equal is rising! Rewritten.

A series of unconnected Harry/Ginny one-shots. Some take place in the same general post-DH universe, but some are standalone.

With work on Hiccup's flight suit going well, he'll soon be able to drift freely among the clouds with his best friend; but he can't help but wonder what it would be like to have true freedom in the skies. Little does he know, Toothless may just have a trick up his sleeve that'll let Hiccup do a whole lot more than just wonder. AU set around a year before the events of HTTYD 2.

Hiccup Haddock is the last intern to be admitted to the Artificial Draconic Consciousness Project – the scientific attempt to emulate the minds of the long-extinct dragon race. But if a computer can think for itself, is it still just emulation? And why is he the only one who seems to care? A sci-fi retelling of the first movie… roughly speaking. May contain traces of robot dragons.

A mysterious caller has revealed that the infamous Danny Phantom is half-human, placing a five hundred thousand dollar prize to the one who exposes Phantom's secret identity. Coupled with Vlad's disappearance, the ghost fighting, and all of the efforts to capture him, Danny and Team Phantom must tread carefully if they are to make it out with their secrets, and their lives, intact.

(Part of my HP Fairytale series) Long ago when princess Ginny was born, a dark wizard cast a curse so she will die on her sixteenth birthday. But instead, another wizard ensured that she will fall into a deep sleep instead… and will only awaken with a kiss of true love.

Going solo to her ex's wedding is not exactly Ginny's idea of a good time, but thanks to a smuggled flask and a rather sullen Harry Potter, it's about to get a lot more interesting. (Harry/Ginny)

Like nearly everyone else who ships Harry and Ginny, I wish they had somehow gotten together earlier in HBP. This little frolic and detour gives them a couple extra months. There will be 2 chapters total.

"A life may be lived once or a thousand times over. It is what you do with it that matters." In which reincarnation makes itself known at the most awkward of times, Hiccup is reborn a wizard and Toothless is tiny... and female. Huh. Methinks Loki may have been involved. [Reincarnation. Potential Crack-fic. AU. Threeshot.]

You've probably seen many stories about how the canon cast of HTTYD watched themselves in the first movie. But what if their DRAGONS could watch themselves? The results will be humorous, touching, and enlightening, sometimes all at once. This story takes place between the first movie and the second one. Rated K-plus to be safe; the language is all K.

Astrid is looking for something - something specific. Hiccup has a book that might contain the answers, but he's not quite ready to share all he's learned. Sequel to Simple Gifts (/s/10667253/1/Simple-Gifts)

Having turbulent emotions about school, Marinette retreats to her balcony for some much needed fresh air. To her surprise, Chat Noir is also outside and wanting some company. Is it possible that the pair may have danced around the truth a little too closely? (One shot – season 3 spoilers)

After Astrid kisses Hiccup on the cheek in the cove, Hiccup is left wondering how to deal with this situation. Luckily, Toothless has some input. Extended cove scene from HTTYD1.

A collection of my Danny Phantom shorts, drabbles and snippets. Characters, situations and pairings may vary, but Danny/Ember will likely feature prominently.

"We get a couple people from out of town here and there. Paranormal fanatics, conspiracy theorists, YouTube stars, and some brave souls just looking to prove themselves." The woman smiled. "They never last long."

When the Ministry of Magic rips Toothless and Hiccup from their time in an effort to study Alphas, they wind up at Hogwarts in 2018 and have to find a way past both the Ministry and a moody time-traveling dragon in order to get home. Meanwhile Charlie rides a dragon and Hagrid knits sweaters for the poor lost flock of Nadders turning up on his doorstep. McGonagall is not pleased.

In 2003, the Cullens return to spend a few years at one of their favorite locations: the Olympic Peninsula in Washington State. Who knows what things Fate might have in store for them here? Can be read alone, or as the eighth installment in the Tale of Years Series. Canon-Friendly Twilight Prequel, Edward POV.

After being defeated by Danny yet again, Ember angers Cupid who in turn casts a spell on her that forces her to fall in love with her worst enemy: Danny! Now Danny has to deal with a lovesick Ember, a jealous Paulina, a furious Skulker and the upcoming Valentines day madness. Will Ember somehow break the spell? Will Danny be able to escape her amorous pursuit or will he give in?

Special Agent Haddock went rogue without warning. When Agent Hofferson runs into him, their friends, rivals, and enemies are thrown into a hunt for an elusive man, one who may be closer than they think. They're not the only ones searching, however, and the race...is on.

Peter already wasn't dealing well with the whole Spiderman thing, and then all of this happened. He has his own problems, but somehow or another he keeps stumbling into other people's too. Pre-Avengers, slow buildup.

Marinette discovered Adrien's secret: He was dating Chat Noir. EDIT 08/24/2018: This work was betaed by Rasiaa.

What if Astrid managed to reach the village after fleeing the cove to expose Hiccup's secret? How will Hiccup and Toothless leave for their "little vacation"? This is the coming-of-age story of a boy and a dragon, the story of their flight into exile, their struggle for survival, and their quest for a place to finally call home. Will they find it? Will they ever go back?

Casper High's most notorious senior class had, for once, a successful, peaceful class trip. But things hardly ever go right when Danny Phantom is involved. First, the plane disappeared, then the video was found.

Andrew and Jake are two outgoing guys who run a successful YouTube channel. One day they decide they're going to throw a dart at a map and travel to wherever it lands for one week. However, when the dart lands on Amity Park, Illinois, they find themselves discovering what it's really like to live in the most haunted town in America. Rated T for swearing. On hiatus!(edited 5-16-19)

Modern AU. "My friends dared me to buy 20 condoms but i didn't realize that the cute cashier would be working tonight so i avoided eye contact as i piled them onto the counter and please stop laughing so hard, oh my god it's for a dare." Oneshot.

Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel, No slash, Abuse, Contains Angst*

We all know the story, Danny's parents build the ghost portal, he takes a look inside, gets superpowers, and becomes a ghost-themed superhero. But what if he hadn't woken up in his parents' lab after the accident, but instead he was transported to the Ghost Zone? I imagine quite a few things would be different.

Hiccup can handle dragons, and he's getting better at handling Vikings. But he might not do so well against the adversaries he'd face in our society. Rated K, but it's not really a kid's story. It's not laugh-out-loud humor, but oh-good-grief humor (but if you do laugh out loud, I won't mind).

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Ginny drops a bombshell on her family.

What happens when Danny gets invited to a concert full of dead rock star legends? Alcohol, sex, and one awesome party, that's what! This is a complete rewrite of my original 3 Danny/Ember stories. Rated M for cursing, alcohol use, violence, and sex.

AU. In order to escape from her uncle, King Riddle, Princess Lily Catherine Evans flees from the royal palace. What happens when she makes acquaintances with the Marauders, the famous gang of bandits known throughout the kingdom? Will she be able to overcome her qualms and trust them with her true identity, or will it be too late?

Between getting captured by his English class, revealed on live television, sent into a future that wasn't supposed to happen, and drugged by the rare plant 'Ghost Nip,' Danny Fenton's soon going to discover that secrets aren't always meant to stay secret. *Short stories centered around Danny's identity being revealed*

Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)

In 1950, a pair of mysterious, gifted vampires arrive at the Cullen residence, ready to join the family. That's right, it's finally time to meet Alice and Jasper! Can be read alone, or as the seventh installment in the Tale of Years Series. Canon-Friendly Twilight Prequel, Edward POV. Begins with Edward's first time in medical school.

An attempt to hand deliver a Christmas card to Little Whinging leads Ginny and Harry on a journey of discovery.

Danny and his friends are officially seniors of Casper High. A month away from graduation and suddenly Danny is sick of Amity Park's ignorance. Refusing to play innocent any longer- and hoping everyone will finally get a clue- the golden trio of Amity Park lets loose. This town is in for a wild month.

Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.

A series of one-shots, with Spider-Man doing every day deeds to help people, and in return, them helping him when he needs it; because Spider-Man will always be the protector of the little guys. Spidey/NYC interaction :) TASM movie-verse :) Latest chapter- The Woes of Illness: Spidey gets sick on the job, and it's up to the locals to help him out.

It should have been a simple task. Escort Ginny Weasley to her Quidditch match. But it all changes when Harry Potter rents the wrong car. What started out as a simple road trip between two friends and past lovers quickly turns into a hellish game of cat and mouse, and Harry and Ginny find themselves running away from a mysterious and deadly group of mercenaries. #1 of Elder Tales.

Sirius is released from Azkaban, once more a free man, to find that there is nothing left of his old family. Moony has had almost seven years to move on and Harry… well, he has found new parents in his aunt and uncle and does not even remember his godfather. Following a desperate need to make up for lost time, he goes looking for a purpose and promptly finds one he hadn't expected.

Romilda Vane doesn't ask Ginny about whether Harry has a tattoo on his chest for no reason. A lesson in how rumours get started. (Another missing scene from HBP; sequel to "Mad About the Boy." Decidedly H/G with a little R/Hr.)

Experimental time travel vignettes.

The Ladyblog catches a private moment and Marinette is furious.

Collection of unrelated one-shots touching every corner of the love square.

Ginny and Harry are forced to share a bed. Of course everything just gets more out of hand from there. Harry/Ginny

When Adrien meets Marinette, an instant attraction forms that only grows throughout the time he spends talking to her. However, he learns that she's already in love... AU with Criminal!Chat, Marichat, ONESHOT ONLY

Hiccup has a hard time in high school. His life only gets more complicated when he discovers a fire-breathing dragon. Modern AU. HiccupxAstrid

Set after HTTYD 2, canon timeline. Snotlout wants Ruffnut but Ruffnut wants Eret. As for Eret? He seems to be interested in someone else entirely. Onesided Ruff/Snotlout. Onesided Ruff/Eret. Onesided Eret/Astrid.

A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.

She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.

Harry falls through the veil, and ends up in the middle of the Battle of New York. *W.I.P.*

Ladybug decided to try and condition Chat Noir out of pun habit with kisses! Chat Noir, however, turns the table on her and now Ladybug can't resist kissing him whenever he puns. Whether or not he's wearing the mask.

Sirius fell through the veil... and kept on falling. He found himself in a whole new world, where there may not have been magic, but there certainly were superheroes!

Pay attention in class, kids.

Chat Noir likes taking goofy pictures on patrol. That was normal. What was not normal was those photos showing up without any explanation on the Ladyblog.

Tony's pretty sure it's written into cosmic law somewhere: superheroes are not supposed be cute. Apparently, no one's told these two. ...He's okay with that.

Harry is asked to take a duel workshop at Hogwarts, and one of his students is his girlfriend, Ginny. How difficult could teaching his girlfriend be?

What are friends for if not making you internet famous? An artist!Danny au.

Tumblr Prompt 356 – Minerva McGonagall finds some parchment that looks to be blank, but is definitely not. Whatever could it be?

Tumblr Prompt 424 - Harry finds out there's a portrait of himself at the Ministry, and decides to pay himself a visit.

A day in the life of Lance Thunder, field-reporting meteorologist extraordinaire. Written for Day 2 of Phanniemay '16: FentonWorks.

Modern AU Racing AU Human!Toothless Badass!Hiccup Hiccup is one of the best motorcycle racers known as the Night Fury, the problem is no one knows it's him. Can he lead his team to victory without blowing his secret?

He had no right being blessed with that auburn mess. He had no right to tease her with it everyday, wearing that I'm-Too-Cool-To-Tame-My-Hair look that most vikings couldn't pull off at all. Rated T for language.

Modern/Kindergarten AU. Astrid needs a crayon, but everyone at her table has something wrong with theirs. Only Hiccup has good ones. And he's willing to share. But he's a NERD, she doesn't wanna ask HIM. Oneshot.

What happens when Harry has a moment with Draco Malfoy? What causes this moment? Parody.

Tucker's no doctor, but he knows too skinny when he sees it. (x-posted from Tumblr)

It's 1977 and Lily Evans has just watched the last of the First Years get sorted. She's worrying about the upcoming war, and she's not the only one. It's the perfect time for an unexpected visitor: Luna Lovegood. [Moonbeams and Lightning Part 1]

Sequel to Study session. After her conversation with Phantom, Maddie needs more answers and seeks him out again.

A collection of oneshots written for a daily writing challenge. Some may go on to become part of longer stories, most will not; the only thing I can promise is they'll all be HP related and at least 200 words. Rating may go up in the future. Constructive criticism encouraged!

There's some very smart people trying to unravel the secrets of super-powers. They just haven't got the hang of asking permission. It will be a learning experience all-round.

A new website dedicated to Chat Noir has appeared online, and Alya is not pleased. Written for the tumblr prompt "Ladyblog gets a sister site focused on Chat Noir." Crossposted to ao3 under the same username.

"Madeleine Fenton had captured Danny Phantom. Or rather, persuaded, slightly bribed and with only minimal threats convinced the elusive ghost to come with her to be studied." Maddie observes Phantom to understand his human-like appearance better.

With Sirius Black on the loose, Harry and Ron arrive for their 3rd year as rambunctious, loud, obnoxious teenagers. Sounds normal. Why, then, is Albus Dumbledore so worried? Is it going to be just a normal year at Hogwarts? Is it ever when a Potter is involved?

Fury wants to bring in Spider-Man, Peter has no intention of cooperating, Stark and Rogers dislike Fury's choices, and things are made more complicated when a menace named 'The Goblin' begins searching for a certain masked vigilante. b this story has been abandoned. if i you/i would like to continue it, please PM me, /b

An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.

Adrien has grown unhappy with his life. When he takes up work committing crimes for a private organization, how will he react when he is assigned to kidnap a certain classmate?

Marinette and Adrien are unbeknownst blogging mutuals who have attracted the attentions of infamous internet troll, Hawkmoth. / Based on tumblr user @miraculer and co.'s headcanons (permission to write granted)

A reporter is always looking for a hit story, even if that reporter isn't paid enough and is constantly in danger of ghost attacks. During one particularly boring story in Amity Park, Lance Thunder stumbles upon a scene that is sure to make headlines. He finds that there is two sides to everybody, including the town's infamous ghost boy.

Every kid knew how embarrassing it was to accidentally call a teacher "mom" or "dad". However, you don't know how truly mortifying it is when it's done outside of an innocent environment and it's especially worse if the words are what the other actually wanted to hear, but… context is everything. [Slight Pompous Pep - though it's more of Vlad being an asshole and teasing Danny]

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them.

Out of all the scenarios she played out in her head, the few where she and Chat magically hooked up for some unknown reason, she never imagined being blindfolded. Rated M for smut.

Sacrifice AU. She hates him for everything he was and everything he's become. A traitor. Apathetic. A vengeful spirit devouring the cliffs of Berk. In his volcanic dragon nest, it's hard to tell which Hiccup she hates most- the boy who left his village to die, or the man who stole her from it.

As a halfa, there are many things Danny never would have thought could happen to him. So when he saw the signs, he didn't think anything of it...

Episode Rewrite Challenge: Why settle for critiquing a work when you can aim to write something better? Micro Management as it could have been.

After the disastrous end to his fifth year, Harry is back at No. 4, Privet Drive for the summer. With grief and the pressure of the prophecy weighing him down, Harry struggles to keep going, but this time he is not left to suffer alone. As his 6th year progresses, can Harry's friends and mentors show him that he still has something worth fighting for?

This collection of drabbles is set in my Puberty 'verse and deals with the coming of age and it's various effects on Danny, his friends and his enemies.

Peter Parker had been having a relatively good day all things considered. That was before he found two S.H.I.E.L.D agents sitting in his living room and a crazy Asgardian prince back for revenge on the planet. Suddenly he's thrust into life with The Avengers and has to make choices that could affect them all. TASM/Avengers cross-over with a helping of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

Vlad Masters is sitting alone in his living room, thinking about how much he hates Halloween, Jack Fenton, and life in general. Will a little visit from our favorite teenage halfa cheer him up a bit? Danny/Vlad bonding oneshot. Please read and review!

Toothless has somehow managed to get himself turned into a human. Hiccup is, understandably, having a strange day. Non-slash

Collection of ficlets and one-shots. HTTYD (movie/TV show). Various characters, predominantly Hiccstrid. - CHAPTER 32 - Sensitive Calibration - Love is a machine; it needs the right amount of calibration to work in full performance. Too little, and it doesn't start. Too much...

It's Halloween Night in Amity Park and Danny decides to take a walk and take in the sights. One-Shot with Epilogue.

When he learns that Ember's doing a show in Las Vegas, Danny decides to go make sure she's not up to her old tricks, but That Old Vegas Cliche strikes again. DxE

The isle of Berk is under attack from some rather infamous foreigners. However, if they think they can waltz off with Berk herself with the flick of a gladius, they are in for a rather nasty surprise. If the chief and the alpha have anything to say about it, they'll be turning their Latin-bred tails between their legs before they set foot on the beach. Oneshot.

Everyone in the world is born with a Special Gift; something that makes them unique, that makes them feel worthy and makes them worth keeping in a tribe. Hiccup thinks he knows what his Special Gifts are; he was born with them, after all. But is he right? -AR, retelling. Not the sci-fi-esque story this summary implies. Complete as of the thrice-updated epilogue; revision's hard.

Dopefish and Wassabi are two friends exploring the online virtual reality world of the OASIS.

In 1936, the Cullens move to Washington State for the first time, only to make a surprising discovery: they aren't the only supernatural creatures in town. This can be read alone, or as the sixth installment in the Tale of Years Series. Canon-Friendly Twilight Prequel, Edward POV.

In 1935, The Cullen family grows again when Rosalie finds Emmett McCarty near death and rescues him. Can be read alone, or as the fifth installment in the Tale of Years series. Canon-friendly Twilight Prequel, Edward POV.

In 1933, Carlisle unexpectedly adds to his family when he discovers Rosalie Hale lying near death in downtown Rochester. Can be read alone, or as the fourth installment in the Tale of Years series. Canon-Friendly Twilight Prequel, Edward POV.

Danny gives an interview on a chat show. Everything goes according to plan, for about ten seconds. No PP.

In 1931, Edward finds himself unable to continue hunting humans, and returns home to Carlisle and Esme. Can be read alone or as the third installment in the Tale of Years series. Canon Friendly Twilight Prequel, Edward POV.

The Ghost Portal is down and the denizens of the Ghost Zone are trapped in the Zone with a surprise addition, Danny Phantom, when Technus arrives to show off his latest technological creation; the Compatibility Compass. Chaos, rather predictably, ensues. DxE, KxJ13, BGxLL all included or implied.

Sam has something important she wants to discuss with Danny... DxE

After spending the last month being forced to repeat the same day - the day of Ember's big concert - Danny decides to try something new. DxE, 'Fanning the Flames' AU

In 1927, Edward becomes increasingly dissatisfied with his vegetarian lifestyle, and strikes out on his own. Can be read alone, or as the second installment in the Tale of Years series. Canon- friendly Twilight Prequel, Edward POV.

In 1926, Edward is happy with the life he has with Carlisle and Esme... or is he? The arrival of two unexpected visitors raises new questions he had never thought to ask before. This very brief story is the first installment in the Tale of Years series (see series intro on my profile). Canon-friendly Twilight Prequel, Edward POV.

This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…

We all know from the Dragons television series that Hiccup and Astrid have an interesting, if not strong, bond with each other. But what goes on behind the scenes? A series of interconnected oneshots chronicling Hiccup and Astrid's relationship as it develops through each episode of the show. Rated T for some language and mildly suggestive themes. HICCSTRID, OF COURSE!

While grocery shopping, Dudley has a run-in with his cousin, Harry Potter, whom he hasn't seen in 19 years. One-shot

In college and in need of money, Daniel Fenton suddenly remembered of Paulina once teasing him that he should become a model with his disgustingly 'skeletal' body. The boy considered this option and decided that it's worth the try, the hell with his man pride. This situation calls for a major ego killer. As long as he gets the money (and as long as it's legal) he would do it.

When James's misbehavior continues despite detentions, losing house points, and even a Howler from home, a desperate Ginny decides the only thing left is to join him at Hogwarts. The conflict between mother and son creates a comedy of errors as James learns to handle fame by default and Ginny discovers Hogwarts isn't any easier the second time around.

Newly appointed probationary Auror Ginny Weasley wanted to do something more meaningful with her life than just play Quidditch. Newly promoted Assistant Head Auror Harry Potter has problems, not least of all that his ex-girlfriend has just moved in with another man. When a pure-blood hunting serial killer suddenly appears, will the Departments latest recruit be a help or a distract

Snippets of conversations about Harry Potter, that troublemaking St. Brutus's student who may or may not be destined to defeat Voldemort but who is definitely in a love triangle with Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley. Oneshot.

A mysterious girl falls from the sky over Berk with a deep, dark secret that could destroy their world. I stink at writing summaries. Rated K because I'm paranoid. - Okay, this is really a parody of bad fanfics. Enjoy it for what it's worth, but PLEASE don't take it seriously.

The winter holidays have rolled around once more, and with Snoggletog comes the annual dragon nesting season. Like five years ago, Hiccup constructs an autonomous tail for Toothless. And, like five years ago, Toothless uses the tail to leave Berk - but this time, it's not because of a helmet. He comes back late, but Hiccup can't hold a grudge against such a pleasant surprise.

Ginny is fed up with boys and just wants to be left alone. A plan is hatched-Ginny needs a fake boyfriend. But who will it be? HG fun and fluff!

COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)

Hiccup took the island of Berk by storm following the Battle of the Red death, bringing changes and revolution to every aspect of life, with dragons to spare. But he lost a few things in the process, and one of those losses finds a mob of Viking amputees breaking into his house to steal him away to a very odd celebration. Rated for drinking, mild language, and mild gore. Oneshot.

Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.

Cliché #4: Snape is graceful. Scene #4: Harry stumbled and fell face forward out of the floo. Snape came through the floo next, his body fluid in his motions. "Wow, Professor! You're so graceful!" Harry said. "Shut up, Potter." A collection of cliches about the infamous Severus Snape.

Though he has defeated Voldemort, Harry remains restless and frustrated. He tries to find peace by travelling back in time to the Marauders' era...but there can be no peace while the Dark Lord lives. Includes other characters from Harry's time.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

Sometimes Danny acts as more than Amity Park's ghost fighter. Sometimes he rescues people from burning buildings. And sometimes that goes wrong.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

In Muggle London, heroes end up in jail.

Danny smokes.

Sherlock and John are somewhat enjoying their new found "Internet Fame", and John is especially flattered by the devotion the fans are showing them. However, when John and Sherlock come across some of their fans' "appreciation", they're less amused. "John...what in God's name is 'Johnlock?" "I'm almost afraid to know." John and Sherlock find the porn! Crack, and for laughs. Enjoy!

AU. Sequel to Through the Cupboard. Following the oddest summer of his entire life, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts and attempts to discover exactly where he belongs.

"He isn't my real father, but he's the only one I've got," Harry said miserably. "And he hates me." "He doesn't," she whispered, but then could say no more. Lily begins to see. Answer to Bratling's Survival Challenge.

Severus asked both Albus and Voldemort to keep Lily safe. What if she had been spared? Be careful what you wish for, Severus. AU

Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.

Collection of light-hearted one-shots in response to Arietta Fenton-Phantom's challenge. Read and have fun! Disappearing Act: A field trip gone wrong leads to an unplanned journey through the Ghost Zone for Casper High students and teachers.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Ginny wonders about things on a dark night in the Gryffindor Tower. For the Google Me Challenge on the HPFC forum. oneshot.

"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"

A bit of Harry / Ginny fun after the battle. Harry returns to the Burrow to find Ginny being questioned by her brothers.

A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.

"Who do you think he is?" she whispered to Lupin, leaning closer to him but peering at the Order, now assembling in the kitchen of Grimmauld Place, her gaze catching each man and scrutinising. "The werewolf, I mean."

In many ways Al Potter was just like his father. When he wanted answers about his family, what better place to look than the nearest pile of Chocolate Frogs' trading cards?

Ginny told Charlie's friend, Darryl, that she's seeing someone, but he thinks she's lying to appease her overprotective brothers. She guesses he'll have to meet her boyfriend for himself... and suffer the consequences.

Hands can say a lot about a person. Some believe they can tell your future, but for Harry, they tell his past - and when his son asks why his are different, questions must be answered. NextGen

After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.

As Harry goes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year, can he, along with his new and very familiar Defense teachers, overcome his internal battles to help turn the tides of the real ones starting outside? eventual HG

Ginny is acting wary around Harry after the battle. Harry tries to woo her back to him.

Written by my dear husband in what can only be considered a moment of insanity. There really is no way to describe this... Podcast available at members (dot)optusnet(dot)com(dot)au(backslash)edward(underscore)dujean(backslash)Podcasts(backslash)

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Andrew Meyers never meant to get between formidable boxing champion Dudley Dursley and incurable criminal Harry Potter.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.

In another world, where Neville became the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter was ability to pursue what mattered most: Quidditch. Hogwarts – meet the world's youngest Quidditch superstar: Harry James Potter.

Some of the Headlines that appeared in the Daily Prophet in the two days after the Battle of Hogwarts. Rita Skeeter is up to her usual nastiness.

"An innocent might proclaim that Astrid was merely helping the lad out of his wet clothes in concern for his health. But all if any innocent intentions disappeared when in response, Hiccup immediately possessed her mouth for the third time that evening"

During Christmas holidays Sirius carries out a promise he gave James: giving Harry The Talk. What Sirius doesn't know is that Harry is very eager to learn, since he recently has snogged Cho.

Songfic. Danny discovers Sam cheating on him, and decides to take advice from a pro and the prompts of a song to get his revenge. Oneshot.

J. J. Jameson is sick of the perfect Spider-Man photos Peter keeps sending in, so Peter decides to have a little shift in perspective. After all, he does have two points of view. Just a funny little oneshot. (I was twelve when I wrote this. Please take it with a grain of salt.)

Danny and Ember are a couple, but no one knows about it. When someone finds out about their relationship, Danny's life begins to fall apart around him. And what do the strange dreams he's been having, have to do with any of it?

After receiving an alarming amount of owls regarding Harry, Dumbledore decides to pay the teen a personal visit. On the Weasleys' cellar steps, they discuss Sirius, the prophecy, and how best to avoid tickling a sleeping dragon the summer after Year 5.

Complete. AU. Post-GoF. During his cleaning chores for Aunt Petunia, Harry is sent to clean out the cupboard under the stairs and after Dudley locks him in, he discovers something very odd in the wall that vaults him into another dimension.

In Harry's sixth year professor Dumbledore decides to move the Mirror of Erised to a new hiding place. After accidentally causing the Mirror to fall down a staircase weird things start happening at Hogwarts. AU.

As we enter the lives of Harry and Ginny they will soon engage in a private situation. The exact nature of this activity is sometimes called shagging. This time they forget sealing the door...

HBP Missing Moment. Dean, Seamus and Neville discuss Harry's... uh... "maturing" body. Short one-shot set the first night back at Hogwarts in HBP. Background Dean/Ginny. Canon.

Two Harrys simultaneously discover a passage between their worlds. What happens when a harmony Harry meets his counterpart in canonland? Despite what this first part looks like, this really is a Harry/Ginny story. Promise. *Now complete!*

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

[Twilight]This is a oneshot on the day it snowed in Forks. This takes place before Bella saw the Cullens and Hales sitting at lunch, and noticing Edward, Emmett, and Jasper covered in snow.

In a missing moment from HBP, Ginny decides to draw a Hungarian Horntail on Harry's chest with her makeup. Based on a drawing by mudblood428 at A oneshot that observes Harry and Ginny's new relationship.

Romilda Vane and the girls from the Hogwarts Charms Club rally together to try to catch the eye of Harry Potter and promote him for Witch Weekly's most prestigious award.

We all know how Harry felt about his kiss with Ginny in Book 6, but what were Ginny's thoughts as the event unfolded? And what exactly did they do afterward on the grounds? An HBP missing moment.

Ginny learns that detention isn't all bad. HarryxGinny, written pre HBP.

It started out as a game of Truth between friends . . . [HG oneshot, does not follow HBP]

Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.

Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]

After much stalling, Ginny goes on a date to Hogsmeade with Harry. Fifth year AU, sequel to 'Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later.' Fluffy, mild teenage angst. COMPLETE

Follow along in newspaper style as The Daily Prophet's team of reporters covers the excitement surrounding Harry Potter's first season in professional Quidditch. Controversy, glory, scandal and maybe even romance await the game's newest hero.

Complete. AU. During the summer before sixth year, Harry begins receiving strange letters. The first asking him for his toast...

All of the tragedy and misfortune in the life of one Harry James Potter finally culminates one night at Hogwarts, and he sets off for the Room of Requirement in order to deal with his emotions. One-shot.

Harry Potter discovers a way to defeat Voldemort, but in order to do so he must leave his friends behind and embark on a quest that will lead him to a world not his own. Please RR

After Sirius' death, Harry begins to have awkward dreams at night, and during the day his mind plays tricks on him. Trying to solve the mystery, Harry returns to the Death Chamber that holds the dais, and discovers something he never expected. FINISHED

Mildly-offensive parody of stories where Harry is grossly superpowered, ridiculously rich andor related to half the important people in the wizarding world.

I, Vernon Dursley, am not normally wrong. Ever. The fact that I was so far mistaken over my wife's use of the word "witch" when describing her sister just proves how very, very abnormal the whole business of meeting the Potters really was.

Ginny decides that she's wasted too much time on a boy who doesn't know she's alive. . . and tells him so to his face.

[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before

In Ginny's fourth year at Hogwarts, she is dared to kiss Harry Potter . . . in front of the entire school!

What happens when you put three such unconnected things together? It's bound to cause trouble! ~ Harry and Ginny try to find some time alone at Hogwarts. (Chapter 2 onwards written with Firebolt909)

They don't really talk about the visits you have to make to Azkaban when you're eying the title of Minister of Magic...

There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?

Hermione and Ron have an audience, and Ginny is trapped in a toilet stall.