"Good Evening everyone! And welcome to the first meeting of the Anime Live Talk Show! In today's episode, we will be interviewing the crew from RosarioVampire!" The announcers voice boomed over the crowd. A sea of thousands of people started to cheer and clap, but everyone was animated. All the people in the stands were characters from animes! Animals roared, and all kinds of magic and technology shot up into the air from people who could use them. "Calm down calm down, I know your excited." Said the announcer. It was a females voice, and out from behind the huge stage, stepped Haruhi Suzumiya. She wore a head microphone and a fancy outfit. She walked to the center of the stage, and there sat two chairs. One was huge and pink, and the other was a normal living room chair. She sat down on the pink one. "Now then, lets meet out first character from RosarioVampire, Moka Akashiya!" The crowd exploded with cheering and shouting. But everyone fell silent when she stepped onto the stage. Moka wore a beautiful black dress, she had her long pink hair down, and the Rosary was completely visible on her chest. A sweet smile was on her face, and all of the men in the stands goggled. She sat down at the chair, and the crowd began to go crazy again. But all Haruhi had to do was snap her fingers, and the audience fell silent again. "Now then" She began, "Its nice to meet you miss Akashiya." "Oh its very nice to meet you too miss Suzumiya!" Said Moka enthusiastically. "You can just call me Haruhi. But that's beside the point. I am here to interview you, and you can respond to my questions anyway you want. Nothing is to overkill around here." She smiled. Moka put her hands together as if to applaud. "Haha. Oh that's perfect! But you will have my full attention don't worry Haruhi." "Great! Now then, first question! What was running through your head when Tsukune Aono accepted to be your friend?" Moka turned to the side slightly and blushed. "Well, I was thinking how lucky I was to have made him my friend. Back then, I did really like him, but now, I can hardly imagine life without him..." Haruhi grew a wicked smile and scooted closer. "Oh so you really like him do you? How much do you like him? I think everyone's dying to know!" Moka looked shocked and blushed even harder. "We are good friends! Even if he likes the other girls more... " Moka frowned. Haruhi got even closer. "Alright then, how about, what would you do if you had him all to yourself?" "Uh, well, I was hoping, that maybe someday... Tsukune and I could be more then just frie-" In an instant, Moka froze solid. Still having an embarrassed look on her face. "Oh my" Said Haruhi. Looks like someone's a little jealous. How about we have her come up next, oh, and can someone please help Moka off the stage?" As the scene changed, Haruhi just sat in her pink chair, acting as if nothing happened. "Alright then, up next, is Mizore Shirayuki! At the mention of her name, the whole building suddenly got cold. Everyone could see there breath, and some people cuddled up for warmth. Then she walked onto the stage. She wore her native garment, a beautiful white robe with a purple silk belt. She sat down without a word. "Is it getting cold in here or is it just me? Nice to meet you miss Shirayuki." Haruhi said with a grin. "Hi to you too." was her simple answer. She spoke with a slight accent because of the lollipop in her mouth. "Down to business! Mizore, what do you think of your relationship with Tsukune?" Haruhi said while crossing her legs. Mizore smiled slightly. "He is my true love, and I'm gonna have a baby with him, even if I have to force him." The whole crowd roared! Mizore blushed a pail shade of pink. "Oh! So he knows that, does he?" Haruhi said with a smirk. "Ya. I'm going to try to do it when this talk is over." The entire audience gasped and cheered. Mizore smiled. "I will not be beaten by that big boobed lady. Tsukune is going to be my husband no matter what." Then all of a sudden, the power went out. "What's going on?" Said Haruhi. She heard shuffling and muffled sounds, then the power went back on as if nothing happened, except Mizore was gone, and Kurumu sat in the seat, sitting sideways with her legs over the chair's arm. "Ya hoo! Hi there!" She said with a wink. Haruhi just went along and said, "Everybody say hello to Kurumu Kurono!" All the men in the audience started to whistle and shout. Haruhi turned to her. Its good to meet you miss Kurono." "Ya I know it is! Now what are you waiting for? Interview me!" "Alright then", said Haruhi. "How do you think things are going between you and Tsukune?" Kurumu smiled evilly. "Oh its going fantastically! He may not know it yet, but he is about to be all mine!" She started to rock back and forth excitedly. "Oh really" Asked Haruhi. "How will you make him fall for you?" "Oh I'm going to give him a face full of my Titanic Tits!" She stood up and swayed her chest around. All the men whistled loudly. Then she looked to the crowd, and she started to blush. "Hey Tsukune, I know your there. You want them don't you." She had started to pull down her bra-line. She had almost exposed half of them, when a large brass pot came falling from the sky and landed on her head.