Vattenmelonhide bio
Author has written 22 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and Stargate: Atlantis. I am, as you might have figured by this point, a fan of Stargate SG-1. I enjoy writing short, often funny (or, I hope they are...) stories, mainly because I'm too lazy to figure out grander story lines... oh well! I mostly write Sam/Jack, but I'll do the occasional Daniel/Janet or Daniel/Vala story as well, depending on my mood. I've also started writing McKeller (Rodney McKay/Jennifer Keller) stories. I've never written for Stargate Atlantis before, so it's quite fun to be doing it! Hope you enjoy my stories, 'cause I certainly enjoy yours! |
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When Cassie Calls reviews
Cassie, off at college, calls the four members of SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Cassandra F. - Complete
The Two Doctors reviews
A series of various short stories concerning Daniel and Janet. Romance, friendship, humour and more serious stories. Expect a little of everything!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - D. Jackson, J. Fraiser - Complete
The Ways Daniel Found Out reviews
The ways Daniel found out about Sam and Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
Hesitation reviews
It's always at the most serious moments that hesitation kicks in... S/J.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Ms Carter Goes to Washington reviews
Sam goes to Washington to visit Jack. Cue awkwardness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Interesting Reading reviews
Daniel finds a highly interesting book in a bookshop...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
The Physicist and The Physician reviews
A collection of short McKeller fics. Expect romance, humour, friendship, and a bit of everything.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete
Routine reviews
When hope is all but lost, having a routine is the least you can have. Otherwise, what is there left?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Best Place reviews
For all it's faults, it's the best place to be, anywhere...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
The Waiting Game reviews
Jack has nothing to do but wait... S/J
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Thanks for the Soup reviews
Bit of mindless fluff. Jack makes soup for a bedridden Sam. S/J established.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Click Clack reviews
Click Clack, Jack is bored!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Million Mile Dinner Party reviews
Jack hates dinner parties as much as the next guy, but some are worse than others...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Scenes From a Long, Long Distance Relationship reviews
Sure is one heck of a long-distance relationship, what with them living in different galaxies and what-not. Two-chapter piece of S/J fluff. Totally and utterly pointless.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Finding Out reviews
They're on to something... McKeller.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete
A Little Grey Alien Friend reviews
Jack misses his little grey alien friend.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
P7J 492 reviews
Reflections on her occupation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - S. Carter - Complete
Previous Engagement reviews
Daniel wants to ask Janet out, but she has a previously decided upon engagement...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - D. Jackson, J. Fraiser - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Major General Jack O'Neill reviews
Actually, more like several days...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The First Annual Doc Frasier Memorial Barbecue reviews
On the eight 'anniversary' of their dear friends death, a new, if not slightly odd, tradition is born.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
To Thor reviews
Sam and Jack overhear a rather funny conversation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Letters of Resignations reviews
The General is having one bad day.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete