HermionetheShadowhunter
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Joined 04-05-13, id: 4645976, Profile Updated: 05-05-13

I have read many fanfictions, but only recently made an actual account :) I love writing and reading more than anything else (music comes close, though) and I hope to post some of the ridiculous ideas that whirl through my head on a day-to-day basis here!

Author nightheartbattles is my cousin, I would love it if you read some of her work!

Books, Series, and Authors I Love: Too many to count! Mostly fantasy authors, I can tell you that much If you are interested, feel free to take a look and/or befriend me at my Goodreads account:

Music I enjoy listening to: Linkin Park, Marianas Trench, Owl City, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Abba, Adam Lambert, MIKA, Musical Soundtracks, Choral Music (the sort of thing I sing!), Alex Goot, and Christina Grimmie! And of course there's the others that I have missed... These artists are definitely not the only ones I listen to! :)



Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .

5. In the Memo Field of all your cheques, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."

9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives. They're loose!!"

12. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

13. And the Final Way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Seriously? *sigh* But it's too hilarious not to!

Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for.

Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.

Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.

Severus Snapetaught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.

Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.

Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.

Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.

Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.

Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.

Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.

Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.

Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.

Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.

Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.

Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.

Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.

Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.

The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.

Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.

Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.

Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.

Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.

Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.

Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.

Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.

Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.

Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long.

Peter Pettigrew taught me that rats do not make good friends.

Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.

Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.

Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.

J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.

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Roses Are Red by Appello reviews
Mortal enemies, or a match made in heaven? For Scorpius and Rose, there's a fine line between love and hate. Follows their relationship from 1st to 7th year and beyond, as they learn that there's more to each other than they first assumed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 205,012 - Reviews: 4135 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Twisted by WildHeart22 reviews
Clarissa Morgenstern has been in a verbally-and occasionally physically-abusive relationship with her boyfriend, Sebastian Verlac, for over six months now. She's convinced that he is the way he is because he wants her to be better. As long as he loves her, it's alright. Right? But when the Lightwoods move into Clary's school, what happens when Jace is too smart to fall for the act?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 221,748 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 6/27/2014
A Hundred Storms by arielx reviews
Desperate for normality after the final battle, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to finish her education. As part of his probation for acts during the war, Draco must return as well. The war may be over, but the storm is only beginning. Confused and broken, they begin to heal where their story began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,115 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
First & Second Chances by Femina Serpens reviews
Scorpius is in love. Draco, a recluse living a wizard life in a Muggle setting, didn't realize it would be with Rose bloody Weasley. Or spiral into his worst nightmare; meeting old rivals, her parents, to find out they are now separated just like him. Or that Mrs. Weasley, nee Granger, now much more interesting and attractive, would cause a hell of a lot of change in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,973 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
How I Know You by thunderbolts-lightning reviews
Rachel is broken hearted and lost when she boards the train to New York City. Jesse is jobless and on a mission. How far is Jesse willing to go to bring back the Rachel he once knew, who has been smothered by her fantasy of a high school love story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,476 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Antebellum by gallifreyedjeans reviews
The Circle era. Jocelyn Fairchild, the most promising female student at the Shadowhunter Academy, has always known exactly how her life would go. She will train to become a Shadowhunter with her best friend Lucian and uphold the Fairchild family name. But when the mysterious Valentine Morgenstern begins recruiting for a new secret society, her life is thrown into upheaval.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,551 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Jocelyn F., Luke G., Valentine M., Amatis G. - Complete
Let It Snow by LobstersAndPoptarts reviews
Two very different people happen to come across one another one Christmas Eve. Staying under the same roof though, will their sudden friendship remain just that, or turn into something more? Based off the short story "The Jubilee Express" by Maureen Johnson. Merry Christmas!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
A Penny in Her Shoe by JCM731 reviews
Six years after meeting her 2 best friends, Clary must meet Alec's estranged family while she plans the extravagant Lightwood-Bane wedding. After all of the family drama, glitter, and superstitions, who will be the one walking down the aisle?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Each Coming Night by balmorhea reviews
Sirius escapes Azkaban with the intention of finding Pettigrew and avenging the Potters, but what he doesn't know is that protecting Harry is much more difficult than uncovering a certain rat. With the whole world after him, Sirius must find a way to stop Voldemort's return and maybe convince his godson that he isn't insane along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,204 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Out of Hand by relativelypositive reviews
She was only trying to shock Ron. She didn't mean for it to go any further. Instead, she made a faux pas that turned Hogwarts upside down. 6th Year AU. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,533 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It is not your time by rainbowchameleon reviews
What would happen if Will and Jem were transported to 2014 New York- better than it sounds. Set before TID and after TMI. I haven't read TDA. Simon has ascended and has all his memories for convenience and a good story. I have all characters from TMI. Sizzy, Malec, Clace, Jessa AND Wessa- (HA! I got you interested). I rate everything T. If you read the book you'll be fine with this
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014
Make Me Forget by Woody Allen Jesus reviews
Another inverted Sizzy scene, this time the Lord Montgomery scene in Alec's room in Idris. Rated T. Oneshot. Please read. Always love reviews, good or bad.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Isabelle L., Simon L. - Complete
Animal Instincts by gnrkrystle reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco are thrown together after a certain 'Malfoy trait' kicks in and Draco needs Hermione's help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,064 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Superfruit: Deleted Scenes by dealepage reviews
What happens behind the scenes of Sup3rfruit? Basically just going episode to episode of Sup3rfruit and seeing how Scomiche's relationship "blossoms", as they say... (Pentatonix, Superfruit, Mitch Grassi, Scott Hoying)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014
Stolen Shirts by FallenStar10 reviews
Puck steals Ash's shirt and cute mischief ensues. One-shot.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Meghan, Ash, Puck - Complete
And, Action! by WhoKnowsWhatIMeant reviews
You weren't really fond of people. If you could avoid human contact, you did. You never expected to be drawn in by a crazy bunch of theatre geeks and you definitely never thought you'd fall in love. But here you are. Pentatonix Imagine
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2014
Testing Testing One, Two, Three (Scomiche) by keep-turning-the-pages reviews
This is a collection of completely unrelated Scomiche stories that are sort of incomplete, as I am just testing the waters for them. You, as the readers, leave your thoughts, opinions, ideas, etc in the comments. Don't be afraid to be a little harsh or critical! I really need your opinions on these!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2014
Tour: Life, Love, and Kirstie by sky.guinalie reviews
A Pentatonix tale: While on their first full production tour, Kirstie recognizes her crush on Avi. But how will she address it? The little angels need to realize that friendship is the most important of all. Rated T for language. And yes, I am bad a summaries. :) Kirstie/Avi pairing. Review please, it means so much.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Complete
Keeping Warm by sky.guinalie reviews
More Pentatonix on Fanfiction! I adore them. My first try at one of these, but everyone loves Scomiche, so that's safe. This is an idea I've been playing with for a while. Hope yall like it! If you guys have ideas, I'll take requests, too, just PM me. I could use some helpful reviews.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Complete
Past and Present by BeebleZeeble reviews
Coram talks to Alanna on her wedding day.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Alanna - Complete
sleepless by finaljoy reviews
When it is dark and she's nervous and can't sleep, he soothes her butterflies. (shameless nick/mia fluff)
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [Mia T., Nicholas D.] - Complete
Consort by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
She wakes to soft kisses down her back. O/s. Mini-lime.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Mia T., Nicholas D. - Complete