A Little About Me:

I love-
Animals
Board Games
Books
Music
Dancing
Singing
My Laptop
My Family (although, like all families, they are annoying at times)
My Friends (READ: My Lunatics)
Writing
Parentheses (You can probably tell,)
Tennis
Parties
Movies
Gymnastics
Swimming (not as a sport)
Yellow
Food!
Coke
Cake
Ice cream
Chocolate
Shopping
Puzzles
Jokes (even if they're cheesy)
Cheese!!
I will add on stuff as I think of it!

I like-
School

I hate-
People who use other people
The Mean Girls at my school who think that nothing matters expect for what they want
Rude People

My Quote:

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Samuel Goldwyn
(of Metro Goldwyn Mayer, the makers of Tom & Jerry and stuff)

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go.
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her. (Okay, no, don't do this. If she's yelling at you, there's a reason)
When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong.
When she ignores you, give her your attention.
When she pulls away, pull her back.
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. (While this is sweet, it's probably out of context and unhelpful)
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, protect her.
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her on her forehead.
When she steals your favorite shirt, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. (Or don't ever expect it back)
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you, she really does; more than you could understand.
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
When she says misses you, she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart, know the pain never goes away.
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.
When she calls, stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go. (Unless she's mad at you, in which case, figure out why and FIX IT)
When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up. (Or don't. This is kind of weird)
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick. (Unless, like normal parents, hers won't let you. In that case, bring her chocolate)
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking, babe?"

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

Here are some awesome idioms. (different from idiots, who, as shown above, are not few and far between in the world)

An apple an day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable... Except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side, we have cookies.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for chocolate!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

The only reason why I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never been caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

VERY FEW PERSONAL PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED THROUGH THE SUBTLE APPLICATION OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES!

Taste the rainbow- eat crayons.

There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.

History lesson: Dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors... AND LIVED!

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed and look at the sky, and thought: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy off of.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot- some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

I see regular people- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with a stationary.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

People are like Slinkys; basically useless, but ever so fun to watch fall down stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

CUTE BUT PSYCHO- THINGS EVEN OUT.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me... Oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me.

What you might call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the court next to me.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on skittles, give me red... LEMON DAMMIT!"

LOVE YOUR ENEMIES... IT PISSES THEM OFF.

I'm not so good with the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The voices in my head may not be real, but they sure have good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever... So far so good.

Embrace your inner rebel- DON'T SIT UP STRAIGHT!

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you.

You're awesome! But when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

I'M NOT WEIRD... JUST PLOTTING...

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Smile; it makes others wonder what you're up to.

When I go, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

SHIT HAPPENS... BUT MOSTLY TO ME, SO DON'T WORRY.

You mess with me, you mess with a trailer park full of drunken lunatics. With guns.

Life was so easy when all boys had cooties.

I teach you to lie cheat and steal. And the moment I'm gone you stand in line.

Got Mirth?

Do you ever wonder where eraser bits go??

Silence is golden. Ductape is Silver.

Not all of those who wander are lost. - J. R. R. Tolkien

I don't have a short attention sp- O h h h h, look a kitty;

Chaos, panic, and pandemonium. My work here is done.

I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead.

"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends." - Luna Lovegood

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." - Fred and George

A friend will help you up when you fall, a best friend will take your ungraceful, muddy photo and send it to all of the people you know.

A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be in the cell next to you screaming at the top of their lungs: "THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

Did it hurt when I fell from heaven?...No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil. (Technically, Lucifer's still the devil, I just help out my friend who ousted him)

Why does a Rose represent Love, when a rose always dies?

Roses are red, violets are blue,
God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Forgive your enemies, just don't forget their names.

Dear Dracula,

Remember that night 9 months ago? Yeah... well we have a son. His name is Edward.

Sincerely, Tinkerbell

Dear cute boy talking on the phone next to me,

You just got way cuter when you hung up the phone saying "I love you too, mom."

Sincerely, do want!

Dear Voldemort,

You wouldn't be so pissed if you'd just stop and smell the roses...

Sincerely, oh... my bad.

Dear cute boys debating Beauty and the Beast outside of my dorm,

You are the reason I still have faith in college boys.

Sincerely, obsessed with Disney.

Dear Justin Bieber,

So, the word is you're going to have a baby?

Sincerely, who's the father?

Dear fire drills,

Why do we have to be quiet? Will the fire hear us?

Sincerely, confused student.

Dear geometry teacher,

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

Sincerely, boom, transitive property.

Dear guys everywhere,

When we say "I'm cold" you have 2 choices: give us your sweatshirt, or hug us till we're warm.

Sincerely, "Me too" is not an option.

Dear 3 year-old kid,

No, standing in the middle of the room and covering your eyes doesn't make you invisible.

Sincerely, but it does make you adorable.

Dear math teacher,

I don't care what F(x) is.

Sincerely, F(you).

Dear cute quiet guy in class who never speaks,

You finally said something! And...you're from Australia?

Sincerely, in love.

Dear 8 year old listening to LMFAO,

Wait a second...

Sincerely, teenager listening to the Mulan soundtrack.

Dear guy who locked himself out of his dorm room in only a towel,

Please be an idiot more often.

Sincerely, the girls in your dorm.

Dear teacher who said this project couldn't be finished the day before,

Sorry, what was that?

Sincerely, 98%

Dear football team,

Please stop losing and humiliating us in front of the other band.

Sincerely, the marching band.

Dear police officers,

You should yell "PIKACHUUUUU!" before tasing anyone.

Sincerely, I'll give you donuts!

Dear students texting,

When your hands are under your desk, I am going to assume one of two things.

Sincerely, neither are acceptable in my class.

Dear boys,

Please note that when our underwear is showing, people laugh at us.

Sincerely, Don't you think we're doing the same to you?

Dear Voldemort,

So you have a diary, necklace, ring, tiara, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy?

Sincerely, you're a teenage girl, not a dark lord.

Dear people at my school who think I don't talk,

Just because I don't talk to you doesn't mean I don't talk. Trust me you wouldn't like what I would say to you...

Sincerely, "that quiet kid."

Dear Facebook,

Please make a "partner in crime" relationship option.

Sincerely, feeling mischievous.

Dear guys,

Attractive is when you carry my books, walk me to the car, pull out the occasional chair, and say "Maybe" when my dad asks if he should buy a gun.

Sincerely, not when you can brag about how "experienced" you are.

Dear Casting Directors,

You do know they're supposed to be in high school?

Sincerely, I wish, but no, the boys don't look like that.

Dear girls who think they're only worth it if they're skinny,

How about instead of less than size one, you aim for higher than IQ one hundred?

Sincerely, skinny doesn't do it, by the way.

Dear guys who worry about what to do on a date,

She beamed, that's right: BEAMED, and said yes.

Sincerely, she couldn't care less.

Dear boy,

You didn't have to bring me to this fancy restaurant. I'd have been fine sitting on your couch in sweats and watching a movie.

Sincerely, these heels are killing me.

IF YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, YOU SHOULD SEE MY FRIENDS.