Welcome to Legendary Scars of Fire's Profile! (Beware of insanity... This is very important!!)

Your hosts...:

Link, Zelda, Sheik, (My OC, Lily) and Ganondork! (Is shot by Ganondorf lovers) Okay! And Ganondorf!! Are you happy now?

Link: Hello, I'm the Hero of Time... the very sexy swordsman.

Zelda:... Don't pay any attention to him, he's insane. Anyways if any of you actually pay attention to this then I would like to thank you on behalf of Legendary Scars of Fire. She is really nice and caring... although I sometimes doubt her sanity.

Me: What is that suppose to mean?

Link: Moving on... (Appears to be thinking) Oh yeah Legendary here will be writing stories on Zelda. She will also add her Original Character Lily.

Original Character Info:

Lily Creed- 15

Lily's amazing sword handling abilities are from being taught by Link himself. She isn't Hylian, nor is she anything like Zora, Goron, or the newly added Twili. She is a human child that was teleported to Hyrule by Ganondorf. Being lost gave Link and Zelda a reason to combine their triforces to protect Lily (But we'll get to that later on in one of my stories).

Inspiration

Ganondorf: This shall be fun! Time to destroy Legendary's profile! (Is then kicked in the place not meant to be kicked)

Me: That'll teach him! Anyways Sheik will tell you what gave me the inspiration.

Sheik: Aw, man I wanted to kick Ganondorf.

Me: Then do it. Not thing is holding you back.

Sheik: HEHEHEHEHE... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cough, hack, cough HAHAHAHAHA!! (Kicks Ganon) Anyways, ignore the fact that I had just laughed evilly and I will tell you inspiration.

Link: That's what they all say, am I right Lily?

Lily: ...

Sheik: Well how Legendary's inspiration began was when she was reading this really good mystery story by BabyGurl278. It was really good so here we are.

Zelda: That was quick.

Sheik: Beware I'm notorious for being quick. Legendary is kind of notorious for-

Lily and Me: Don't tell them yet! Let them figure it out!

Link: Lily... I didn't know you could talk. (He is then slapped)

Me: The nerve of some boys huh girls? And Sheik no offense right?

Sheik: Yep. Anyways, onto the favorite couples.

Favorite Pairs: I'm In control now!

ZeldaxLink- I love how each Zelda story ends up with Link going out with Zelda. It's a classic pairing that I take pride in writing about.

MalonxLink- another classic I adore.

LilyxSheik- In some of my stories Sheik is seperate from Zelda so he chooses to go out with Lily!

Conclusion?

Link: Pretty much Legendary is nuts!

Zelda: (Glares at Link) Didn't you learn anything from this?

Link: Yea! I learned the best technice to humiliating Ganon while Legendary has control!

Zelda and Me: (Slaps our heads)

Lily: I'm leaving.

Me: No you're not! No one will ever leave again!

Link: But we're in a blank document how can we even if we could?

Me: (Cries) Never mind you big meanies! You'll never hear from me again got it?

ganon: I have re-

Me: Die!! (Stabs him) (Pants) Please ignore him bleeding and feel free to read and review.