WE SMELL LIEK CATZORS!

We are female. We are two people. We are Jesse McRoxas. We liek caik. And Mudkipz.
(Go ahead and call us n00bs.. you shant hurt our pride).

We are known as Jesse McRoxas. But you can't call us Jay. You may call us Aly urrh Neru.

Aly is the.. Jesse one.

Neru is the.. McRoxas one.

Somehow. It is quite unknown.

And queer...

I feel so pretty! And Witty! And... GAY!
(Don't mind us.. We are actually normal people. Just we are somewhat bored with our lives and want to post a story on this account. It prevents our other accounts to be.. not shunned. SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER. Yep...).

So... yeah. We herd u liek Mudkipz?

:D

-hissssssshissssssssss-
(DEATH TO THE TRANSGRESSORS!).

Okay, we shall shut thou mouths. Wait... Shut OUR mouths.. Interesting..