Hey I'm Nikk. My favorite things to do are writing, drawing, reading, daydreaming, and walking into walls... which come shortly after daydreaming. I'm a complete dork, but you know what, I'm proud of it! (And I'm also very proud of my incredibly long profile, I dare you to read it all!) I like ice cream, chocolate, cookies, pie, chocolate, rootbeer, pizza, chocolate, artichokes, banannas, chocolate, tomato soup, potato and cheese soup, chocolate, cranberry juice, and mashed potatoes. Oh, did I mention chocolate? By the way check out my friend Danni's profile and work, her user name is runwithvamp. You know what is weird? I used to be in love with Twilight (I read it when it first came out) but ever since it became so popular I have absolutely hated it... but I still love the fanfics for it. I know weird.

Okay... stories I want to write... someday

1) In this story James succeeds in killing Bella, and gets away. Edward becomes depressed, accidentally reveals to Charlie that he is a vampire. After Charlie gets over the shock, he and Edward pair up to track down and kill James.

2) Max, Fang and Iggy are assassins working for Itex. What happens when Max and Fang are paired up for an assignment?

3) Fang is a prince in the sixteen hundreds. Max is a lowly servant. Thats about all I've got.

Any ideas? Any you want to read? Any you think are plain old stupid?

Here are some of my favorite books:

- Maximum Ride by James Pattinson

- Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

- Rangers apprentice by

- Pendragon by D. j. MacHale

- Elsewhere by

- Unwind by

- Blood and Chocolate by

- Eragon by Christopher Paolini

- Wake by Lisa McMann

- The Outsiders by

- Fire Bringer by David Clement Davies

- The Sight by David Clement Davies

- Fell by David Clement Davies

- You don't know me by David Klass

- Fragments by

Yup due to my horrible memory I'm probably missing a lot. I'm sorry that I don't know all the authors, but those are the ones I knew off the top of my head. Okay. My favorite fanfics:

- A Different Twilight

- Crime and Vamprism (and sequel-Trapped Inside Your Broken World) I think the author changed the name of the fanfiction though...

- Facing our Fears

- Missing Piece of the Puzzle

- The Clash

- The Artist's Model

- The Secret Compartment (and sequal- Within the Darkness)

- A Vision Stained with Red

- Blindingly Beautiful

- Life Aint Been no Crystal Stair

- Not So Normal

- The Pieces of my Life

- The Love of Fighting and Fighters

- The Hard Way to learn a Lesson

Yup. Thats it. I have a million others that are okay but thats my favorite. Music?

Well I like Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Rise Against, and Linkin Park

Well those are my favorite I have a million others that are okay but thats my favorite. Hey Deja-vu or however you spell that. You know, if some one I knew read this they'd totally know it was me.

Okay. enjoy the random facts about me? Yes? Well too bad there over! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But I do have this!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

All the good ones are either married or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz, blessedbyacurse, runswithvamp, freedomofabirdswings

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANG copy and paste this into your profile

If you love IGGY copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love HARRY POTTER copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love RON WEASLEY copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it, get the heck off the computer and READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you misspell your own name all the time, but remember the names of authors/books that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever say a word in your head until it sounds weird and un-word-like just because you think it's a great way to kill time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the MAXIMUM RIDE series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have 10 or more all time favorite books ever copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand stupid girls copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can just never type fast enough copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you think that Alice and Jasper make a cute couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you couldn't possibly survive without your type of music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. How else would I get all this random crap on my profile?

If your profile is rediculously long, I copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Yay!

And there are also some of these:

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When you go to court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

"If you hit me, I hit back. If you hug me, I'll stare at you and ask, 'Are you bipolar?'

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

This poem is awesome. It's not mine, and I take no credit for it. I just copied and pasted it from somewhere else.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

The difference between a GOOD FRIEND and a BEST FRIEND:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and runs off with it.

A good friend will help you move into a new house. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in jail next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial- and will call you at 2 AM just to tell you a dumb joke.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down beside you and cries.

Even more...

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.

Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Hides me from the cops.

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

OMW that is sooooooooooooooooooooo true that is exactly what a best friend is. I cant describe how true that is!

Maximum Ride questions for the obsessed fan-girl(in no particular order)-

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

yes, but Fang is way cooler

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

... maybe

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Yes yes yes yes yes yes he is my imaginary boyfriend, to make up for the lack haha

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

ahr-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

haha yes

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

lol YES

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

cough I was more jealous

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

yeah

9. Who is your favorite character?

Fang! No contest. For all you twilighters out there (your really starting to get on my nerves) he is my Edward Cullen

10. Do you like Jeb?

Urg! No! I hate him! and Angel to she creeps me out

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Haha yes

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

a lot better. The Final Warning stank with all its Global Warming stuff

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

... i guess

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Probably the first one, The Angel Experiment

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

hmm I have to think about that

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

No actually but now that you mentioned that I can assure you I will subcontiously

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I don't really know. I hope it's no one cliche

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

I can totally see Fang playing guitar

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

GLOBAL WARMING!

20. MIGGY or FAX?

FAX all the way. I think Eggy is cute (Ella/Iggy)

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Human (WTF? I dont even have a boyfriend!)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Give It All

3. Your teacher is...

Away (:P)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Born Like This (??)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

Take Me Out (uh ew. hes like an 80 year old man. puke.)

6. What would your best friend say about you?

Apologize

7. How do you feel right now?

Anywhere But Here

8. What's on your bedside table right now?

Paper Thin Hymn

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Last Resort

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

Comatose (??)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Drones (what?)

12. If you had to write a FanFiction right now, what would the title be?

Life Less Frightening

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...

Drown (NO! I will never sing you can't make me!)

14. Your life's theme song is...

Viva La Vida

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Just Like You

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

99 Red Balloons (what the heck?)

17. Your motto is...

Missing

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Behind Closed Doors

19. What did you dream about last night?

Dance Dance

20. Any last words?

Everybody's Fool

Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and goodbye.

My eyes are tearing up. That is very sad.

Sorry that was so long. I love to write profiles.
Flying chinchillas. Dude I have nothing to write...
Random Facts!!

Did you know the cheese grater was invented in the 1800's?
Every letter is used in the names of the united states except for Q
The hole you put your arm through in a shirt is called an armsaye.
A jellyfish is 95 water.
A group of crows is known as a 'murder' of crows.
The continent of Antartica wasn't discovered until 1820.
The word 'clip' means to both fasten and detach.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
Ancient Rome was the first city to reach a population of a million.
When your stomach rumbles it is called 'wambling.'
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words and also my favorite word along with spangled,ossifications (because its a 13 letter word for anyone who has read midnighters) and wangdoodle. supercalifragalisticexpealadoshus is pretty cool too. Or is it spelled Suprecalliphradgelisticexpialadotious. I can never remember.
A giant squid's eye is as big as a basket ball.
The average person speaks about 5000 words a day (Unless your Fang his totals up to about 10. Or for that matter Nudge. Thats about 10000 for her.)

Is your randomness satisfied? If not thats kinda sad. I personally thought that was very random. But that could be just me. =) =) =) =) =)

I shall now destroy the snikuhs bars!

Good night and I hope you enjoyed the profile/random stuff/Really long and I bet really boring stuff... Im actually not quite sure what it is.
P.S. My favorite animal is a wolf
P.S.S. My favorite color is green
P.S.S.S. I'm a chocoholic. Especially dark chocolate.
P.S.S.S.S. What does P.S. stand for?

Okay, I'm really going now!

Sea monkeys!

Hey I finally found out that PS stands for Post Script.