dancing-banana-treehide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Twilight and Harry Potter fanfiction are my life. Need a Beta very much so someone can get on my ass about updating. I like reading more than writing. Keep that in mind... Potty mouth... I'm sorry:) When I was little, girls wanted to be Princesses, I wanted to be a Bad-Ass Dark Lord. HPFF: I abso-frikin-lutely hate Ginny and Harry pairings! I'm in love with Tom Riddle. Shushh! It's a secret. I have a secret fetish for Dark!Harry. Shushh! Another secret. Team Slytherin Dufferpuffs can go to hell. Speak snake to me!! Go back in time to the 1940's and I am always happy. 100,000 words or more wild satisfy my hunger... TwilightFF: Freakin' A I'm tired of Bella being a looser. Bad-Ass Bella is fine with me. Edward has to be one hot S.O.B! I HATE Bella and Jasper pairings! Wish I was part of the Volturi. Bella can join too. Love pervy stories. Check out my favorites and you'll see. So if you're interested in being a partner in crime and have some writin' skills (Cuz good lord knows I need some) send me a message and we'll get to know each other. :) Doesn't matter if it's Twilight of Harry or both. Let me know... Also, read my horrible stories I seriously want to delete, and tell me what you think about them. |
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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,678 - Follows: 8,114 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11743 - Favs: 9,973 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,816 - Follows: 5,806 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,528 - Follows: 8,587 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,260 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fast Forward by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Third in the trilogy. Seq to Press Play. This is the best thing that could be happening, but it's never that simple. You always knew that it wasn't going to be easy, but no-one ever told you that it was going to be this hard. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 179,162 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5112 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,744 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Independent Bella by Ushio-chan reviews
All human. Bella was about to do what her father wanted: marry with Jacob Black. When he cheats on her, Bella decides starting fresh on a new town, with her friends, new house and, maybe, love? ExB, RxEm,AxJ. Chapter 20 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 5/19/2008
My Life at College by EdwardismyFav reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella is about to start her first year at college. Like a lot of college kids she makes all new friends and makes a life for herself. She also finds a man she can't get enough of.-I'm really bad at summaries I promise it's better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 200,569 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and the Walking Shadow by Koinaka reviews
When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P.
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Antithesis by Wind Whisperer reviews
AU Dark!Harry - Harry has a twin brother, Eric, the hailed child of the prophecy. When they go to Hogwarts, their world both polarizes and becomes more mixed up than ever before. In such a society, it's easy to stray from the "right" path... Now in Year 2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,187 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Harry P.
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5679 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 4,607 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11744 - Favs: 8,828 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ache by herestolife222 reviews
Catherine moves to Portland to escape an ugly past in Texas. She meets a boy, Emmett, who is beginning to change the course of her life. But is it for the better or worse? Disclaimer: Meyer's characters, my world. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,840 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Emmett
Silly Little Girl Old Version by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed of quietly dropping her head to rest on her knight gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl.” He muttered not quite thinking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Shadows in the Darkness by Nolleen reviews
Edward leaves, Bella is in an emotional wreck. Jacob comes to her and comforts her. But then he ends up missing. Theirs a mysterious vampire in the shadows wanting Bella. does switch points of view Full summary inside. R&R, On Temporary Hiatus. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella
Skipped on French, Landed on Felt by nosredna reviews
Me,never-been-kissed Bella Swan, have gotten accidently felt up by the school's god, Edward Cullen. If that's not weird enough, he didn't even mean to! Need I say more? AH BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If She Hadn't Jumped by composingmythoughts reviews
What would've happened if, that day in La Push, Bella HADN'T jumped from the cliff? This story explores one possibility.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,452 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Unfortunate Vengeance by Bright Green Eyes reviews
Voldemort has finally met his match.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,211 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic by In A World Of Hurt reviews
AU. Three counseling sessions every week. Five people. One Isabella Swan and one annoying, arrogant Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
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Daydream In Blue reviews
At the age of six Isabella Swan brought something once dead, alive again. Now, at seventeen she's mastering her 'gift' and moving to a town named after a utensil. AU regular pairings but no Jacob love drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2009
The End reviews
How are you supposed to get revenge on the monster who took your heart away? Well, joining the Volturi could help. Set after Edward leaves in New moon. ExOC BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2009