Name: Jared Thomas Greenough

Age:28

Sex: Male

Fav Anime: Hellsing, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Black Lagoon, Bleach, FullMetal Alchemist,

Naruto(much less recently), Death Note, InuYasha, Sailor Moon,

Ranma 1/2, One Piece, Code Geass, Yu Yu Hakusho, GunSmith Cats,

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, High School of the Dead, Soul Eater

Things I Like: Yuri, Sasuke Sakura Kakashi bashing, Dark naruto Fics

Things I Hate: Good story's being discontinued(That just pisses me right of)

(Rant) "The Sin of Existence" is a god dammed pussy! He had some great stories and

like a dumb ass has taken them all down because some dumb asshole told them they

weren't good!

My authentic Japanese name is 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields) 智久 Tomohisa (wise old story)

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Leisa Jean Greenough - 08,15,62 - 05,15,05 - I Miss You Mom. 10 Years Today - Will Never Forget You.

The Ships My Grandfather served on in WWII - HMCS Ste. Therese (K366) River-class Frigate, HMCS Sioux (R64) V-class Destroyer, St. Croix (I81) Town-class Destroyer.

Some Cool Quotes

1.We're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in. Grey Fox-MGS1

2.Legends are usually bad news. There's not a lot of difference between heroes and madmen. Solid Snake-MGS2

3.Go home. Go back to your boss. There's no reason to prove that you are virtuous here. The Boss-MGS3

4.Every thing she did she did for her country she sacrifice her life and her honor for her native land she was a real hero she was a true patriot. Eva-MGS3

5.as long as we have loyalty to the end theirs no point in believing any thing not even in those we love. The Boss-MGS3

6.a cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal. Grey Fox-MGS1

7.This is good, isn't it? Big Boss-MGS4

8.Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds that darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. Anonymous

9.The world is not enough. James Bond-T.W.I.N.E

10.Sad… So very sad… A host of Sorrows… And you are one of them… The Sorrow-MGS3

11.I Am The Fury! The Fury-MGS3

12.You can't spell slaughter without laughter! Me

13.I just got Rick-Rolled by Jesus! Axel-Ansem Retort

14.I'm just an old killer hired to do some wet work. Old Snake-MGS4

15.There is only room for one Boss, and one Snake... The Boss-MGS3

16.C’mon kid… X marks the spot… Red X-Teen Titans

17.Your pretty good... Revolver/Liquid Ocelot-MGS3/4

18.Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Anonymous

19.Now we'll see if the man, can live up to now the legend. Revolver Ocelot-MGS1

20.There's an expression, a friend would stab you in the back, but a true friend would stab you in the front. Anonymous

21.Gentlemen, It has been said that I like war, Gentlemen, I like war, Gentlemen, I LOVE WAR! Major Montana Max-Hellsing

22.They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails". Yuri Orlov-Lord of War

23.The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Albert Einstein

24.The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. Adolf Hitler

25.War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Bertrand Russell

26.Why can’t that blond British nutcase just stay dead? Naruto Uzumaki-NU: Null Fox

27.There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever. Alfred Hitchcock

28.And now he's here to fuck us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today! The Spy-TF2

29.I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Sir Winston Churchill

30.Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

31.Some people are like Slinkies...they're not really good for anything. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Unknown

32.Whoever wins, our battle does not end. The loser is free from the battlefield, but the winner must remain there and the survivor must live his life as a warrior until he dies. Big Boss-MG2

33.War... has changed. Old Snake-MGS4

34.War... War never changes... Ron Perlman-Fallout Series

35.Excellent speech, my friend... Gift of the silver tongue -- they say it’s a mark of a good officer -- and of a liar. Americans are too in love with the sound of their own voice to speak the truth. Revolver Ocelot-MGS2

36.I've Got Blisters On Me Fingers! Ringo Star

37.So then what is an enemy? Is there such thing as an absolute timeless enemy? There is no such thing and never has been. And the reason is that our enemies are human beings like us. They can only be our enemies in relative terms. The Boss-MGS3

38.When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world figure out how the fuck you did it. Anonymous

39.Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Monty Python

40.He who dies shall leave the Battlefield, while he who lives shall continue to be forever drawn to battle and war… pity the living for they are the one's who are truly damned, while the dead may at long last rest their weary souls… Remember the one's you have lost and honor them with your actions. Do not stray from your own path however, allow them the peace of knowing you are true to yourself… Big Boss-NU: Null Fox

41.I AM A MAN! Linkara

42.Of course! M.Bison-Street Fighter: The Movie

43.I'm Rick James Bitch! Dave Chappelle-Chappelle Show

44.Cocaine's a helluva drug. Rick James-Chappelle Show

45.It is well that war is so terrible — lest we should grow too fond of it. Robert E. Lee

46.Screw the rules, I have money! Seto Kaiba-Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

47.The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. George S. Patton

48.It is a specifically human trait to find joy in chaos. Friedrich Nietzsche

49.And now for something completely different. Monty Python

50.Rush is a great band from Canada, but The Tragically Hip are a great Canadian band! Me

51.No… not here… but to the place that Big-Boss built, where men and women fought together, as soldiers and comrades. A place without borders… the place where Big-Boss accepted who he was, the place where his dream began, the place once known as Mother-Base, but it has another name. We're going to the true, Outer Heaven. Naruto Uzumaki-NU: Null Fox

52.Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you wish for peace, prepare for war Latin adage

53.Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Big damn heroes, sir! Ain't we just? Mal and Zoe-Firefly

54.We have forsaken our countries, we have left our motherlands behind us, and we have become one with the earth. We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology. We go where we are needed, not for country, not for government… but for ourselves. We need no reason to fight, we fight because we are needed. We are the deterrent for those with no recourse. We are Soldiers Without Borders, our purpose is defined by the era that we live in. We may sometimes have to sell our services and ourselves. When the times demand it, we will be revolutionaries, criminals, terrorists. And yes… we may all be heading straight to hell. But then there is no better place for us. This is our only home. This is our… Outer-Heaven Big Boss-MGS:PW

55.Just because you sold seven million albums doesn’t mean you’re talented. It just means that there are seven million people that are stupid as hell. Phil 'CM Punk' Brooks

56.You cannot achieve success, without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not afraid to fail, man, you have a chance to succeed. But you're never gonna get there unless you risk it all the way. I was a failure. Sometimes, half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning, and saying 'Okay. Watch out. Here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds, and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday.' So now, I'm just a little more dangerous. Paul Heyman

57.Hellfire and Brimstone! That's Gotta Be Kane! Jim Ross

58.You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass! And that's the bottom line! Because Stone Cold Said So! "Stone Cold" Steve Austin-King Of The Ring 1996

59.I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, 'something that kills people.' And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut. Hattori Hanzo - Kill Bill Vol.1

60.My friends, it has often been said that I like war. My friends, I like war... No, friends, I love war! I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats. Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth. I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy. The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers! When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy. I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed. I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the yark bombers flying overhead. Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!? Very well. Then kreig is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might. But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known! We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy. Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war! At last the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion this is a message from your commander… friends, let’s bring them hell. The Major-Hellsing

61.Alucard, take heed. Here are your orders. With you silver gun, paint the white army crimson. With your iron gun, paint the black army scarlet. I will know my foes by the stains of red you leave upon their chests! Now search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Run them down! Do not let any of them leave the island alive! Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing-Hellsing

62.No WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man's heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them believe deeper in something larger than life then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized. By the story tellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever. You, you, you, you, you, you are the legend makers of Ultimate Warrior. In the back I see many potential legends. Some of them with warrior spirits. And you will do the same for them. You will decide if they lived with the passion and intensity. So much so that you will tell your stories and you will make them legends, as well. I am Ultimate Warrior. You are the Ultimate Warrior fans. And the spirit of The Ultimate Warrior will run forever!" The Ultimate Warrior's self delivered Eulogy-WWE Raw April 7, 2014

63.I reject your reality and substitute my own. Adam Savage-Mythbusters

64.Close only counts in Horseshoes and Handgrenades. Me

65.Fuck you you're wrong. Fuck you, we're right! Paul Heyman-ECW Barely Legal