Name: sam

Gender: female (do you need to ask?)

Age: im old enough fr this

Bands i like: all-american rejects, fallout boy, my chemical romance, paramore, system of a down, rob zombie, academy is, anberlin, avenged sevenfold, bowling for soup, breaking benjamin, click5, disturbed, rbd, the dnc,evanescence, linkin park, five finger death punch, blink182, fort minor, fray, godsmack,greenday, good charlotte, icp, korn,matchbox20, nickelback, panic at the disco, papa roach, pink, pod, plain white t's, revelation theory, reliant k, rehab, red jumpsuit apparatus, saliva, the spill canvas, saving abel, rock n roll soldiers, we the kings, three doors down, three days grace, smash mouth, slipknot, simple plan, seether, and thats just the beginning...yes there are more i just forgotidid

Yahoo- naladog755@yahoo.com

Blingee- naladog755

i can b totally random at times, hyper, and i love dramas, and romances, and of course my fav show is Naruto, i am kinda a perfectionist (except with my room, everything else messy bugs me though) so u have been warned... i do really like black and dark colors but i am not really goth or anything, though some ppl must think so, i am my own little genre..or whatever it is u call it.and my favorite naruto character is Sakura and i really hate sasuke but i still read about him, so yea whatever

Shows:Naruto, Bleach, Blood Plus, Death Note, House, NCIS, Zatch Bell, Fruits Basket, Stargate SG1, Special Unit 2,

Comedians: Dane Cook, Brian Reagen, Jeff Dunham, Ron White, Bill Burr, Bill Engval, Jeff Foxworthy,

pick yours:

What shirt r u do you have on...

blue: i'm having lunch
green: im standing
red: im on a date
purple:takeing meds
black: laghing uncontrolably
white:crying silently
pink: giggleing loudly
orange:hating people
mix colors:shakeing
other:danceing

how old r u...

6:with my ipod
7:with a bear
8:with my cupcake
9:with a sucker
10:with my ex
11:with a razor
12:with with my buddy
13:with a dead body
14:with imaginary freind
15:with my parents
16:with a pebble
17:with a dork
18:with a pig
19:with me, myself, and I

what day of your month were you born...

day 1-5:while riding a motor cycle
day 6-10:while looking suspicous
day 11-15:while in my home
day 16-20:while on my bed
day 21-25:while in my new car
day 26-30:while makeing sure my gf/bf dont come
day 31-32:while staring dumbly at nothing

what color is your eyes:

brown:because the voices told me so
hazle:because i think i need serious help
green:because i want to
blue:because i am being forced
black: because i can
others:because im hyper,Hyper,HYPEYER

Mine: I'm giggling loudly with my buddy while in my new car because I think I need serious help.

My Bro's:I'm dancing with my imaginary friend while riding a motorcycle because the voices told me so.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?

What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?

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"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"

"I sorry, I'm gonna lose you. I'm about to drive through a tunnel, in a canyon, on a plane, while i'm hanging up." House rulez!!

I… (Select the first letter of your first name)

A – Perved on

B - Stalked

C - Raped

D - Poked

E – Stood on

F – Pounced on

G - Ate

H - Licked

I - Hugged

J – Kicked open

K - Logged

L – Stripped for

M – Threw a cactus at

N - Bit

O – Munched on

P – Trolley raced with

Q – Spanked

R – Took a photo of

S – Sexed up

T – Tripped over

U – Sumo wrestled with

V – Jumped into a jar of dirt with

W – Jumped on

X – Took a shower with

Y – Pissed like a champion with

Z – Molested

(Select the first letter of your middle name)

A - Kakashi

B - Naruto

C - Jiraiya

D - Kabuto

E - Chouji

F - Gaara

G - Sakura

H - Orochimaru

I - Neji

J - Sasuke

K - Tsunade

L - Tenten

M - Asuma

N - Temari

O - Kurunai

P - Shizune

Q - Iruka

R - Lee

S - Kankuro

T - Gai

U - Shikamaru

V - Shino

W - Anko

X - Ino

Y - Hinata

Z – Kiba

Using a… (Select the first letter of your last name)

A - Spoon

B - Hippo

C – Screw driver

D – Fly swatter

E - Carrot

F - Pizza

G - Mormon

H – Bottle of lube

I - Fork

J – Paint brush

K -Gumboot

L - Chair

M - Elevator

N - Torch

O - Banana

P - Cat

Q - Stone

R - Lion

S - Car

T - Dildo

U – School teacher

V - Fan

W – Death Note

X - Laptop

Y – Caveman

Z - Pickle

While wearing a… (Select the month you were born in)

January - Guitar

February - Thong

March - Pink night gown

April – Card board box

May - Superman out fit

June - Yellow dress

July - Pair of devils wings

August – Plastic bag

September – Bowl haircut wig

October – Pair of harry potter glasses

November – Fairy costume

December – Kilt

Because… (Select what your Chinese Zodiac is)

Rat – I’m a ninja

Ox - That’s just how I rock

Tiger – I’m cool

Rabbit - I do what I want, when I want

Dragon – The voices told me too

Snake - Ur mom is cool

Horse - I am a banana

Goat - You’re a log

Monkey - My friend was watching

Rooster - Cats rule!

Dog - Of Christmas

Pig - I like grapes

Mine: I sexed up Lee using a bottle of lube while wearing a yellow dress because I'm a ninja.

My bro's: I kicked open Sasuke using a bottle of lube while wearing a yellow dress because of Christmas.

My besties: I threw a cactus at Tenten using an elevator while wearing a yellow dress because I'm a ninja.