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I like copy and pasting random things and fan fiction!!! This site is awesome!!!

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST. If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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An Inch of Gold by KuriQuinn reviews
Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 213,146 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven, Sarada U. - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Professor X's Correspondence Academy by Lucillia reviews
A fact about Magneto that shouldn't really be so shocking when one really stops to think about it comes to light. Charles takes the opportunity to twist the knife a bit, and to once again try to persuade his old friend turned enemy that he is on the wrong path. Unintended consequences naturally ensued.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,119 - Follows: 19,423 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For Once, Then, Something by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
An eleven year old Harry Potter, friendless and dead to wizarding Britain, continues to desperately throw his own in with one of Voldemort's many soul fragments. The scent of war and revolution on the wind only grows stronger. Sequel to Tozette's "Hit the Ground Running"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 18,187 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Empathy by Blind Author reviews
John is an empath. Which isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Most of the time, it's not even useful. Sherlock/John, disregards Season 3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,358 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 212 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Portraiture by BloomRay reviews
"We put our faith in art – and it is time that you should too. I think you might be surprised by what you see." Zuko has his portrait made after the war. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Zuko - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 171 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Horrific Book-To-Film Adaptations Support Group by BekdeMontfort reviews
After their book-to-film adaptations graced the big screen, our favourite book characters were left feeling used, abused, and forever scarred. Where do they turn to? The Horrific Book-To-Film Adaptations Support Group. Starring Edmund and Lucy Pevensie, Aang, Eragon, Percy Jackson, Frodo Baggins, and your beloved narrator-turned-therapist.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
Property of the Magic Bunnies by arapto reviews
Ideas and plot bunnies for the Harry Potter verse. Contains original ideas in snippet form, mostly power-ups and new ways to use old ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P.
Those Left Behind by Lucillia reviews
When Maito Dai ran to save his son from the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, he left someone behind to wait for him forever.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Lee R. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,889 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 228 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Eight Days A Week by Cookies94 reviews
They met on a Tuesday. They shared a kissed on a Saturday. They got married on a Thursday. A collection of moments in Alice and Frank's life in accordance to the days of the week. Updating daily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Alice L., Frank L.
Carved in Stone by ForTheGloryOfSparta reviews
Even after they are long gone, their legacy lives on... Camp Half-Blood years and years after the lives of the Seven
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Three Generations of Brunettes and Redheads by phoenixyfriend reviews
Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 5,028 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12022 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
By Your Side by minidraken reviews
THE LIVING THINGS SERIES: PART 2/3: Sequel to Castle of Glass! The world is at war. Harry and Tom are safe at Hogwarts and fighting their own battles. Harry himself is suffering from some strange sickness with an aching scar and a short temper. He tries to change history while keeping Tom by his side, something that is slowly turning into a disaster. Harry/Tom pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,885 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's For You! by Lissy Strata reviews
It doesn't matter how big and bad you are. When a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., The Master - Complete
Waiting for Ginger by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason the Doctor tended to be disappointed when he discovered that he wasn't a ginger after he regenerated. The Doctor didn't just want to be a ginger, he was waiting for something special that would happen when he was one.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/30/2013 - 8th Doctor - Complete
What's In A Name? by Newcomb reviews
Tom Riddle, age 16, visits the Chamber of Secrets one night to consult the basilisk on a most important matter: his brand-new, Very Scary new name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Jounin Present by Lucillia reviews
Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Whoresville by xXChirushiXx reviews
"I found out that my Mum was a whore. Apparently she did eighteen guys in eighteen days, from three different worlds." "Want me to stay?" "No… go do yourself." The story of a girl trying to find out who her father is... Warning: Minor suggestive adult themes, Coarse language
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Rin - Complete
Substitute Professors by All Galimatias reviews
Magical professors are as prone to malady and mishap as Muggle teachers and when a member of staff is unable to teach at Hogwarts, it is always, unfathomably, the same two wizard-shaped beings who are enlisted to take fill the gap. For over one thousand years Aziraphale and Crowley have been supply teachers for Hogwarts, and they have seen its best, its worse and all those between.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Aberforth D., Aziraphale
Obey Me Akatsuki by swirlheart reviews
Summery: As the only girl in the Akatsuki, you're entitled to a little fun. So what happens when Konan discovers a way to mess with people's minds? Great. She can hypnotize them. This is gonna be good. Requested fanfiction. Rated T mostly because of Hidan. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Property of the Ninja Bunnies by arapto reviews
Ideas and plot bunnies for the Naruto verse. Contains original ideas in snippet form, mostly power-ups and new ways to use old ideas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki Kids by SapphireButterfly661 reviews
What happens when each akatsuki brings their abandoned children to live with them :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010
A Fresh Perspective by dr4g0ngrl reviews
De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,562 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Complexity by Innoverse reviews
From the first moment he met him, Paul always figured that Percy was a complex kid. But as the days wore on, and Paul continued to fall for Sally, he learned that the boy had much more going on than he could've ever imagined. One-shot, Paul appreciation. Fatherly Paul/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,590 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 269 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson IS Aquaman! by Asilda reviews
Nico gets enough leverage over Percy and Thalia to pick out their Halloween costumes. Neither is pleased, even though his choices are oddly appropriate. (oneshot)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 6,386 - Follows: 1,760 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Guardian of the Lake by liuli-xia reviews
Now he was a protector, otherwise one such as him wouldn't have been in this lake. It wasn't the merpeople that he was to protect, nor was it the city. Rather, it was a temple in an underwater grove. In it resided his Lady. Even after all the centuries that had gone by, she was still perfectly preserved by the magic of both her own making and that of the water. ARTHURIAN LEGEND!FIC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Giant Squid - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
No child of mine by AmiliaPadfoot reviews
Harry makes a silent pledge to all his children and vows never to break it. He keeps it in mind at all times, determined to raise them right. Next-gen One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
With Friends Like These by Lucillia reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Luna's Radishes by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Over Christmas at Grimmauld Place in his fifth year, Harry talks with Sirius about his mistletoe adventures. Extremely juvenile humour, no continuity with my other stories. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wind's Naruto by yavin4 reviews
The wind called to Naruto and he answered. Years later, this is how it would affect others. WIP
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Under Cover of Darkness by Bastetian reviews
'Shane Schofield wasn't always in command of a ground recon unit ... He used to be a pilot.'
Matthew Reilly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Every Little Bit Helps by S.N. Doucette reviews
A message from the future brings Jiraiya and Iruka into Naruto's life earlier. Now Jiraiya is strapped with a little kid and a stubborn moral compass that can't stop bringing in strays.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Iruka U., Jiraiya
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Reincarnations by Lukava reviews
The dead of the Elysium Fields knew that the two Great Prophesies were coming,and in preparation they sent out their best.8 souls,1 for the first Prophesy 7 for the second,were picked and sent to live life once more.But they did not see everything coming.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Stone of Fire by Tigerman reviews
They say it only take one well placed stone to change the course of a river. What if a villager, at the start, labelled Naruto as a hero instead of a demon? Fate changed direction in a different, stronger course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 166,319 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U.
The True Legacy by Narutofan401 reviews
It is said that time travel is out of the physical realms of human possibility. Nagato never did consider himself human, however, as he sends his lifelong friend and a certain Uzumaki Naruto back in time before the idea of Konoha was even conceived.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,619 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Naruto U., Konan
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Less Than Desirable by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein comes back from a mission to find his members in a...less than desirable state. Stupid cravings. And wasn't it all Tobi's fault anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Stick Figures by Kakawot reviews
Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,336 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Fewer Words by AtheisticPokemon reviews
Every character you can think of in one or two sentences. Current Character Count: 54
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
What Can You See by DegenerateTheMasses
What can you see without your eyes? When you can use them but refuse to do so? Follow a run away shinobi threw the darkness of his mind to find the melody that pushes him forward. *first fic, New idea and I'm rolling with it. R&R*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U.
FMA Brotherhood: The Philosopher's Realm by xXChirushiXx reviews
2 yrs after the Brotherhood anime finished, a girl pops up and then Ed and Al find out the war against the Homunculi was't won yet. EdxWinry AlxMay Chang. Rated T just in case... - ON HIATUS (the plot bunnies ran away) - Will eventually be rewritten
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Brothers in Arms by Akatsuki210 reviews
It's the friendship that Hashirama wants people to remember, not the enmity. One shot, Madara and Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Genjutsu by Lucillia reviews
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 715 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 492 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
No worries! by passthewordaround reviews
There was only one thing that was taboo around Kakashi, and unfortunately for Asuma he now has to deal with the aftermath. some minor language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Asuma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Jury Duty by chickenbutt301 reviews
AU Garage Parking Lot-verse. Coming home to pouring thundering rain with no one in bed to keep warm gives a girl a lot to think about. On top of that, add in jury duty and a stoic, hot, and very infuriating boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Triangle by Tazmainian Devil reviews
Snapshots of Lu Ten's life after the Siege of Ba Sing Se - Gift fic for Kimberly T.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Lu Ten, Toph - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Again by kimcat reviews
-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Defence Against The Dark Arts With Professor Umino by AvocadoLove reviews
It may take all year, but Iruka is determined to teach these wizard kids a thing or two about how to defend themselves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Iruka U. - Complete
Reincarnation by X59 reviews
Reincarnation is a funny thing, you never know who was who, and sometimes the greatest evil can become the most innocent of souls.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Colin C., Madara U. - Complete
Present by Khilari reviews
Ritsuka comes back from a school trip with a present for Soubi.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
Off Into the Sunset by Lady Altair reviews
If there were such things as endings, so few would be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Underrated by Orangey10 reviews
There are so many reasons why Kakashi regrets so much at Asuma's funeral - and as he helps Kurenai out, he remembers all the times that they were there for each other. NOT yaoi, because there are literally no Asuma Kakashi friendship fics in the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Doctor What? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When Harry Nicked Nicholas by Fics by Fumph reviews
Harry makes an arrest in the early hours of Christmas Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Last Dance by Lady Altair reviews
His last dance. Her last kiss. A collection of lasts from the first Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/14/2009 - James P., Caradoc D. - Complete
Crying out by GuardianValkyrie reviews
What would happen if an Edo Tensei goes awry and Yondaime is unexpectedly revived? What will Naruto have to say about this? Unwanted chapters cleaned out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,873 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 348 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
A New Life in San Francisco by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Slash Harry/Chris. Harry tries to make a normal life in San Francisco after escaping from Azkaban after being framed for murder except he can't escape magic, no matter what form it is in. Great involvement in the Charmed Ones' family.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 191,908 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Chris H., Harry P. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 310 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
The Advantages of Having An Immortal Parent by ShadowPalace reviews
Despite all the running, neglect, and personal anxiety most demigods feel from their respective immortal parent, there are some advantages of having a Greek God or Goddess as your parent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
A Hell of a Butler by buduica reviews
After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, Crowley encounters another of his cohorts in a bar. Based on anime canon for Kuroshitsuji, but no major spoilers.
Crossover - Good Omens & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2009 - A. Crowley, Sebastian M. - Complete
Obdurate Heart Reprise by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
An ending for MorningHell's Obdurate Heart, posted with her permission. MaulxObi slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - [Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul] - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 264 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,895 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 7,745 - Follows: 976 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4105 - Favs: 5,754 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 539 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Beginnings by sna reviews
Even something called an 'Eternal Rivalry' has to start somewhere! Oneshot, featuring a young Gai & Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dr Darryl Birkett: Counsellor to the Immortal by Igorina reviews
Even the best of relationships can sometimes do with a helping hand. As one hapless therapist finds out to his cost. Contains CrowleyxAziraphale, HasturxLigur, FaminexPollution, ShadwellxMadam Tracy and BrianxWensleydale.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Twenty Sannin Truths by Calliope Epsilon reviews
Twenty truths about Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru. Errant Sannin nothings in dramedy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2006
Obdurate Heart by MorningHell reviews
Slash. The Sith deal in absolutes. The heart, however, is far crueller...for it offers no such simplicity. ObiWanMaul.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,390 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
Cheating Skills by bite the hand that feeds reviews
In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Genius Under Fire by sna reviews
On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Judging Distances by Lady Jaida reviews
In which Jonathan and George spar, and more is revealed than normally is, in a knife fight.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2002
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/25/2002
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete