...D... Put this
...R... on your
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...W... If you love Drew

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies in Sakura's hands, and think Sasuke rightfully belongs to SAKURA

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If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sakura hears a knock at her door. She opens it, no one's there. But there is a bouquet of 16 roses at her door.

Where did these come from? She wondered. She picked it up and saw that there was a note, it said:

Dear Sakura,

I love you and I will until the last rose in this bouqet dies.

"Util the last rose dies? Well then I guess he'll love me for only - " She stopped because she noticed that one of the roses was...plastic. She stared in amazment, but she still thought of somthing, Who was it?

As she took the roses back into her house a pair of onyx eyes peeked around the corner, She took the roses, i wonder if she'll ever know it was me...the eyes thought.

IF YOU LIKE SASUSAKU OR HATE SASURIN POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

SASUSAKU FOREVER! KARIN NEEDS TO DIE!

hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to rape the Uchiha brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're ever hyper for no reason at all, love being hyper, and are at this very moment hyper, copy and paste this onto your profile, and then go streak down the street, you sexy hyper thing you! heheh, sorry, sugar...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

naruto calender

NaruHina is innocent. Saino is sweet ShikaTema is loving and SASUSAKU is aLL about PASSION. and love of course
SS can stand for Sweet Sasuke

SASUKE + BLUSH = SUPER CUTE HOTTEST MAN IN THE WORLD!

'Once upon a time...'

Real life is not a fairytale and it will never be no matter how hard you try to make it one.

Real life cannot and will never start with the phrase 'Once upon a time'.

We're not kids anymore, so let's face the fact. We haven't grown up in a world where we can make dream whatever we want and we will not grow old making dreams turn into reality either.

So let's face it.

Real life can never be 'Once upon a time'.

Real life can never be 'once'. It's always forever. It's never ending no matter how hard we try to make ends meet. They won't. Stop trying.

Real life isn't quite 'upon'. It can be in every unthinkable and despicable position your dirty minds tries to put her in. They don't say life's a bitch for nothing.

Real life can't be identified as an 'a'. It could just as well be an 'an' or an 'a'. You never know. But then again, who does?

Real life can never be 'time'. Nobody can turn back time, nobody can run trough time, nobody can seize it in his hands and manipulate it with all his force or tenderness, so, I guess it would be fair that real life would be just as equal. Time passes and the real life remains. What goes up must come down. It's as simple as that. As long as we have gravity, we have reality. And as long as we have reality, we seem to have time. Shit is, nobody can run away from time, not even real life.

I do not have a 'once upon a time'. Nobody had, nobody has, nobody will.
--

Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woe
Thursday's child has far to go
Friday's child is loving and giving
Saturday's child works hard for a living.
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
is fair and wise, good and gayI can only break the silence with more empty words.
I want to fly--I know I can't, but I still watch the birds.
I can wish for better days but continue living worse.
I'd like to write it all, but I can only write one verse.
The artist's conscience is like no other; twisted, in a way.
Can't tell right from wrong; can't tell night from day.
And this, this is the very reason, perhaps, it is so precious;
it doesn't judge, it doesn't rate, it leaves others breathless.
It doesn't care about who you've made yourself to be.
It only cares for who you are; for who it can see.
--

Boy: I Think I'm Falling For You...

Girl: Then Let Yourself Fall, Because I'm Already At The Bottom, Just Waiting For You...
Should I hate you because you hurt me? Or should I love you... because you made me feel special?

If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sakura:Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

THIS WILL HAPPEN!!

Don't you think so?

these are the traits of a writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

~Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.

~What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?

~Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

~Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.

~Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters.

~He who laughs last thinks slowest.

~It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

~How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

~We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.

~If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten...

~Yo mumma is so fat, even Naruto don't Believe it!

~When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car...

~When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things\

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy EVERY DAMN MINUTE OF IT!!

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

95% of kids laugh at other kids because they are diffrent. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the 5% who laugh at the 95% because they are all the same.

f i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

I am sorry that I am not the girl that screws around all night

I am sorry that I am not the one in everybody’s fight

I am sorry I am sweet sugar coated and lame

I am sorry that I am young in adolescent years and sane

I am sorry I don’t drink and drive with you and your friends

I am sorry I am the one you ask for money to bum a smoke

I am sorry I am the point of all your raunchy jokes

I am sorry that I have been there for all the hurtful jeers

I am sorry that I am fun to touch but not to date

I am sorry that I met you even when you’re late

I am sorry that you always yell and scream but I give you a chance

I am sorry that I sat through nine hours of your calls

I am sorry that I have been there despite it all

I am sorry that I was raised to wait not to be fondled on a date

I am sorry that I cried all night through all your girlfriends’ lies

I am sorry that I told you your girl was with another man I didn’t think you hate me then turn and kick the can

I am sorry that you’re cruel to me despite everything I done

I am sorry that I loved you it’s only my neck I’ve rung

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"

-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!

-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, dont tell anyone or they'll get jealous.

-When life gives you lemons, be happy that you're pretty.

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-All sane people who worked here quit

-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane

-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

-It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women

-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever

-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.

-If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!

-A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Spirit!

Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A !!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!)

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer! And add another name to it till there's none left!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you'reWHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. Then you'll get the joke.

They say they love the rain but when it rains they go under an umbrella
They say they love the wind but when its windy they close their windows
They say they love the sun but when it shines on them they go under a shade
Thats why i get scared when they say they love me...

Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

()()
(0.0)
( _ )

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We're Sparkly)

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when mom was your hero and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?I know what happened to that last one. . .but what about everything else?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?

So youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out.
i'm special because i act silly in public.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippy because i'm not cool with violence.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a moron because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me

1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I started to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP,people it is real and if you don't belive it could happen to any child then your sad and out of touch

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.

I can only break the silence with more empty words.
I want to fly--I know I can't, but I still watch the birds.
I can wish for better days but continue living worse.
I'd like to write it all, but I can only write one verse.
The artist's conscience is like no other; twisted, in a way.
Can't tell right from wrong; can't tell night from day.
And this, this is the very reason, perhaps, it is so precious;
it doesn't judge, it doesn't rate, it leaves others breathless.
It doesn't care about who you've made yourself to be.
It only cares for who you are; for who it can see.