Hey everyone! According to FF, I haven't been on in over two years :) I find that completely epic. I absolutely looove writing with a passion! I had an account 3 years ago but I abandoned it because my stories were poorly written (That was 6th grade...). I currently go to a specialized writing high school in New York and I'm a happy freshman :D I'll be updating my stories here so I hope you like them!

A Short Bio:

Name: Ashley Berkeley :)

D.O.B./Age: September 3, 1996/ 14

Favorite Fandoms
TV shows: CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, NCIS, Psych, House, Big Time Rush, Merlin, White Collar
Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, I am Number Four, Beastly
Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson & the Olympians

Weird Little Copy & Paste things.
If you're obsessed with CSI so much that your friends avoid mentioning it because they know you will talk about it for hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ryan Wolfe and Eric Delko on CSI: Miami should have a fist fight to prove who's hotter, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you're addicted to CSI: Miami when...

...you see a hummer and get all excited.
...you leave out of your house and think you're going to a crime scene
...wearing black makes you feel like Calleigh Duquesne
...you can do the Horatio move
...you start sentences with "One time on CSI: Miami..."
...when you hear "Texas" you think about Frank
...when you hear "M.E." you think of Alexx
...you sing along to the "CSI:Miami" theme song...and then search desperately for the person who wrote it.
...you know all the characters backstories
...read the fanfictions for "CSI:Miami"..
...meeting the cast became an ultimate wish
...you got shopping for new sunglasses and try to find some like Horatio's
...you still get a little upset when Ryan is fired (even though you know he's hired again)
...still hold your breath when Eric is shot, wondering if he's going to die or not
...still wondering if Calleigh will make it out safe when she's kidnapped
...you know all of the Clavo cases by heart
...you use Horatio one-liners on family and friends
...you own at least one "Calleigh Duquesne" inspired outfit
...you got out your way to buy CSI:Miami DVDs, Games, Board Games, even kits
...you go to Walgreens and buy a microscope with the test tubes things
...suddenly the game Clue became CSI:Miami(you're solving the murder, but you're acting like a CSI)
...watching CSI:Miami made you a little more smart in Science

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eyeful."
25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”
30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the Imperious Curse on me.
38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting
39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.
40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane
47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy
48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.
52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.
53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.
54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water ballons.
55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.
56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the library has been closed down.
57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

8/18/11 Holaa :) I feel like i'm completely abandoning this account xD I'llsign on now and then but the chances of me ever posting a story are slim to none.

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