I was born in 1896 to the Mistress of the Tsar of Russia. I was a twenty-two year old potato farmer's wife when the revolution occured, and I had to run - in fear of my life because of my parentage. I fled to London, where I joined Emmeline Pankhurst's suffragette movement, and met my future husband, Lord Pierce Higginbottom-Crowley-Smith. Our life was peaceful until 1929 when we were hit hard during the Great Depression. It did not help that 50 of our staff died due to syphilis.

In 1942, after my beloved husbands death in World War II, I started to write fanfiction based on the works of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men. I wrote mainly slash, focusing on the intense and complicated relationship between George and Lennie. I also dabble in the Gone With The Wind fandom. I spent the next sixty-seven years writing fanfiction of all sorts. My favourite literary character is Edward Cullen. What a dashing young man he is.

I enjoy writing fanfiction to the smooth sounds of The Backstreet Boys. The soothe my soul.

Here is the link to my beta and friend, thisbetaisincognito. She would love to hear from you if you have an appreciation of Shabba Ranks. Mr. Loverman, Shabba!

Please feel free to carrier pigeon me if you have any questions.

Yours,

Icknognito.

If you are Rob Pattinson, here are some pictures for your perusal.

Ickcognito, Thisbetaisincognito and our friend Mel

My Wedding Day to my Pierce (I'm in the purple, Thisbetaisincognito is on the far right)

This one is a bit saucy, Thisbetaisincognito and I at the beach. You can see our elbows teeheehee.