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Is not always what it seems by NeUmA.S.J reviews
That usual 'Puck and Kurt are forced to work together'. What's the diference? Here we'll find out the truth about Kurt Hummel and Noah 'Puck' Puckerman. Puck's POV. M/M slash. Rated M for a reason. Puckurt, Purt, Puck/kurt, Minor Will/Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,295 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Not Who You Thought by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
Someone comes to visit Bella after the Cullens vanished from her life. What happens nine months later when she's pregnant and the father is not who she thought? I'm revising this story and trying to improve it. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 97,513 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Attraction in Opposition by Brianna R West reviews
(Draco/Harry) Harry cannot seem to get a hold of his sexual urges for one hated enemy, Draco Malfoy. What has happened to him or is something other than the dreams of a hormonal teenager at play here? How will Draco and Harry settle their differences long enough to figure all of it out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,049 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Muggle Games by DominoTyler reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Cho, Luna, Ginny, Pavarti, Draco are all locked in a classroom. No magic, no way to harm each other. A box of muggle games is their only amusement for three days. Don't own HP or games.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Unreadable by iwrite-because-i-rambletoomuch reviews
I'm horrible at summaries... basically Tryan... Ryan Evans overhears a conversation he wasn't meant to hear, leading to confusion and a struggle to understand what is happening with Troy Bolton. Reviews would be lovely! I'll try to update freq!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Ryan E., Troy B.
HSM the Remix: Tryan by TheApathyImp reviews
It's a remix, basically the plot of HSM, except with a few character rearrangements. Just read to find out. Oh, and reviews are godly. M rating for the future ideas I have.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Troy B., Ryan E.
random acts by summerkid reviews
Through random acts of kindness two strangers find something they never expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,057 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Under the mistletoe by PansyParkinsonIsMisunderstood reviews
Standard Christmas Drarry fic. One Swear-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Potter by xDarkZax reviews
It's Christmas at Hogwarts and Harry gets a special gift from a special someone! D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dawn by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Twilight - except with Jasper instead of Edward. And a very gutsy, witty, much braver Bella, because I didn't really take to the old Bella. Look, just a whole new version of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,327 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Chip Away the Stone by DominoTyler reviews
"Sirius is beyond sexy. And he'll make sure you have a kid on time.""Ginny!""Seriously, though. He'll keep you safe, from death eaters, from the ministry.""That's not what I'm worried about. I'm worried about being safe from HIM." Marriage law fic! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 74,139 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Black Sparrow by Ivydew151 reviews
What if Jasper was always in complete control of his blood lust? On the night of Bella's B-day party, Edward threw Jasper onto the paino for another reason. Will Jasper and Bella fall in love or were they in love the whole time? *Will not be continued*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,510 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Made of Scars by IceQueenRia reviews
He knew Blaine had been taunted at his old school, but didn't realise how brutal it had been, he hadn't even stopped to think about it as he was so preoccupied with his own situation. As he slowly learns the truth, Kurt realises he got off easy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,937 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
The Northern Downpour Sends Its Love by xxfanpirexx reviews
Jasper is gone, Emmett is with him, Rosalie is pregnant, Alice is spiteful, Edward is gay, Charley's been kicked out, Peter's a jerk, and Bella's alone. Who will be left standing when the smoke has cleared? Will the group ever be back together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,084 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Communication Realizations by kotaxvampire reviews
Jasper is Deaf and has always been deaf his sister Rosalie supermodel is the only one who can communicate with him, until he meets a green eyed waiter at a local diner and when he can sign back to him he realizes he's actually not as alone as he thought!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,773 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Eye of the storm by MorphMagic reviews
Kurt Gets in an accident in the snow and Dave is around.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
A Christmas Distance by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Hermione is away from home on the build up to Christmas. She's looking forward to seeing her family and the man she loves again, but she won't until Christmas Eve. She can't wait, but waiting is torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Horrifying Reality by Duck Life reviews
One vampire is set on destroying all other vampires, and controlling the humans. Jasper and Bella have escaped, and, while working to uncover and stop this vampire, an illogical romance begins to occur. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Egomaniac by Duck Life reviews
Ian convinces Wanda to use him as her host instead of dying. Please R&R!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
The Tiger and the Lion by XxXGreeneyesxXx reviews
Bella Marie Black is back from La Push were she was hiding for her safty. What happens when she comes back but she not the only ones...Sirus is alive and Bella's father! Not E/B
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Bella
Never normal, never alone by XxXGreeneyesxXx reviews
Two vampires have a child this child is only of course the Isabella Marie. What will happen when her parents have to give her up? Who are her parents? What will they think when they see Bella again years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Jasper
She Should Have Been a Son by Raynexstarr reviews
Ginnys not a lesbian,shes transgendered and shes coming out to her family.The person that she loves the most in the world is the one who accepts it the easiest.whats going to happen after Ginnys corrective surgery?leave only kind reviews!hg/gw w gw/oc 1st
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
All the questions in my head by pheebster1405 reviews
Penny has a secret and many questions in her head. My first fan fic. NEXT CHAPTER UP! R&R
Hairspray - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Be My Boyfriend for 5 Minutes by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Bella is miserable at a party where Mike won't leave her alone. She enlists the help of a hot stranger to be her boyfriend. Will their fake love blossom into true love?Maybe M later on. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Tommy Gun Stole My Heart by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Edward is in the Italian Mafia in present day N.Y.C. He takes Bella hostage, and they bond strongly. Not sure about category. Mostly Edward's POV. Now rated M for partial lemons, and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,166 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Streetwise by CoCo1996 reviews
Three street rats. Three buisness men. One big, mean, tough city. A total drama, or a love story in the making? Read on to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Alice
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life According to Plan by unicornhime reviews
Edward finally makes his move... in a laundromat. My entry for the AwkWard Contest. AH One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Do You Remember? by meowkittehmeow reviews
Adopted from Becca.Jane! What happens when Bella is in love with Emmett not Edward? Edward is a senior, not a junior. And then Bella has an accident?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett
My Angel by Tina101 reviews
Emmett and Rosalie's relationship is the stuff of legends. She saved him an early death, and they fell madly in love, but how did they get there? This is my take on Emmett and Rosalie's relationship from the first time they met to their first wedding.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
How To Annoy The Cullens by Luannie reviews
Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
Emmett becomes a Pirate by superduperme reviews
Emmett goes and sees a movie about pirates and decides to become one. Since everyone else is gone Jasper is stuck trying to help him fulfill his "dream".
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Maid And Master by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Does it need explaining? no longer just a one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Superman by Duck Life reviews
Bella has a secret. She hasn't told anyone, but, in a moment of panic, Edward learns the truth. What will he do? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lot Like Love by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Bella wakes up in vagas one morning to find out that she married her best friend's brother.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Emmett
I Suck At Summaries by Duck Life reviews
Making fun of bad fanfiction summaries. Not real ones, and I'm not trying to pick on anybody. This is just me making jokes again. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009
I Can't Help Falling In Love by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Edward and Rose cheat on Bella and Emmett. Will Bella fall for Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Because of Her by RosesAndStripes reviews
A collection of fluffy moments surrounding the Cullens and Renesmee. Maybe Jacob and the pack in later chapters. - no longer a oneshot - Previously named...Completeness:Edward and Renesmee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,224 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Rise Of The Reaper by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Thirteen teenagers make a bet surrounding the old farmhouse at the edge of town. Whoever can stay within the land boundaries the longest gets whatever, or whoever, they want. The catch: It's supposedly haunted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
Don't Make an Empath and a Human Shield Mad by Chibi-Kari reviews
Post New Moon. Is possible to take revenge in a house with no secrets? Jasper/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Be Our Guest by Duck Life reviews
I had to do this, being the Disney dork that I am. Takes place in Twilight, when Bella is meeting the Cullens. Review! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
What about Now? by meowkittehmeow reviews
This is my take on New Moon on what I think would have happened if Bella didn't make it in time. WARNING:THIS IS VERY VERY VERY SAD but very good please rate and review xoxo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,685 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Button Boy by xxfanpirexx reviews
This is the story of a girl, a wind up doll, a boy with copper curls, a teddy bear, and a porcelain doll. The last thing she expected to find was a family of 4 who will change her forever, if only she can change them. Updated when I get inspired.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella
That Night by RealMenDoSparkle reviews
Bella has always been a good girl,but when she goes to a party and gets drunk,something happens. She finds out she is pregnant,and the father is Bella's her enemy and the school jerk: Edward Cullen. How will they cope being young parents and worst enemies
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
All You Had To Do by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Percy is back in the family fold. But he’ll have to do a bit more persuading to convince his ex, Hermione, that he’s changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Hey Darlin' by meowkittehmeow reviews
Bella and Jasper have been friends forever, and they both love each other, but will fear ruin their friendship?....i do NOT own twilight or any of the characters, nor am I stephanie meyer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Imprint? by Duck Life reviews
Collin, Brady, Embry, & Seth form a pact in which they decide to never imprint. But what happens when they do? How will they conceal their secrets? Though they set out to simply agree not to imprint, they begin to come closer as brothers. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Embry, Seth
Never or Forever by KC101 reviews
Everything is going great for Edward and Bella as they get ready for their wedding until Tanya pays them an unexpected vist. Tanya wants Edward for herself, and will do anything to Bella to get him. Bella's POV. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Glass Roses, Cellphones and Happily Ever Afters by Emma-MasenCullen reviews
A Modern Twilight Twist On Cinderella. Bella is treated badly by her stepmom & her siblings when she "meets" a mysterious boy, named ToBeMe on a chatroom. They decide to meet at the Ball. Will he be her happily ever after or another disappointment?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Nessie Plays Dress Up by KC101 reviews
Edward, Jacob, and Nessie are home while everyone else is hunting. What happens when Nessie wants to play dress up? Funny! Edward's and Jasper's POV. Post Breaking Dawn. New chapter! Emmett's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Forbidden Flirtation by AlexiaSkye reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella, 21, teaches English to juniors at Forks High. Jasper, 17, is one of her students, who also has a crush on her. When she finds out and develops feelings for him, what will become of their lives? Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Jazzie's Awesome Join This Club by Die2Live-Live2Die reviews
Yay, Jazzie has a club! you can join if ur a team jasper fanpire by reviewing or pm-ing me or whatever yoo want. i'll be posting chappies with the members so every1 knows how awesome you are. lolz, TEAM JAZZIE, BABY! Woo Hoo!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jasper
Languages by Duck Life reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a lot of different ways of saying things. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
My pain is your pain by ambre20AZ reviews
To watch your one true love die before you is frought with pain. But to watch yourself die in the eyes of your one true love is beyond unbearable. And this is what Bella is in right now. What happens if Victoria succeeded?Story modernised. Reviews please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crash by CullenObsession114 reviews
Mid-Eclipse-Bella gets into a car crash and suffers amnesia, but the amazing thing is she only remembers Edward. Meanwhile we find out a certain vampire's scent is all over the car that collided with Bella. Collaboration with Hardlywhole93
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Emmett Chronicles Part 2 by Temper is Emmett's Twin reviews
What happens to Emmett after he gets moved into the pool house all by himself? OOC, AH, One-Shot, Second Installment to the The Emmett Chronicles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Click Your Heels And Wish For Me by xxfanpirexx reviews
Bella reinvents herself over the summer and catches the eye of Jasper Whitlock, one of the school's most eligible bachelors. But when the two become Forks High's hottest couple, what happens when its a friend who betrays you the worst? BxJ AH AU non-canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,221 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
For You by Temper is Emmett's Twin reviews
Edward and Bella are kids in the beginning, then the grow up. Will Bella Still love Edward 5 years after they meet?Most of the story is in Epov. All Human a little OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward and his pranks by ambre20AZ reviews
Edward thought that Revenge was the key. Emmett started it. So he'll finish it. This is a sequel to Emmett and his pranks
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Riding Camp by KC101 reviews
Bella and Edward go to a horseback riding camp. Find out what happens! Bella's POV. New Chapter in Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
All That From A Pair Of Beautiful Blue Eyes by Emma-MasenCullen reviews
Ian has planned the most perfect, first Valentines Day for Wanda, but Wanda has a surprise of her own for him. What could this surprise be? What could possibly bring him to tears? Read on and find out.... Ian/Wanda obviously :D
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
The Emmett Chronicles Part 1 by Temper is Emmett's Twin reviews
What Happened on Friday night that lead to Bella in the Hospital and Emmett in Jailed painted Green? Read and Review. All Human, OOC,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Acceptance by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Hermione and Draco are together. It is a secret. What happens when those they love find out - and take it badly? On the Dramione Awards Archive Community's Master List for 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seven Clashes In A Hospital Wing by alwaysuptonogood reviews
There were seven times that Ron and Hermione clashed in the Hospital Wing - and all but one of them are for the worst...Canon. Set in all seven books - spoilers. Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny. Seven chaptered fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Edward the Ambiguous by podex carmen reviews
Jasper and Emmett have a conversation about Edward. Things go downhill from there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Who Won The War? by FirstMateBunny reviews
Emmett decides to erm... politely inform Jasper who won the war.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
To The Bride, And Groom! by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Emmett and Jasper's best man speeches. Pointless fluff that was too cute not to write. 2 shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Coming to terms by Leyton Lover100 reviews
What if you were in love with your best friend? better yet,what if you were in love with your best friend who was suffering from a broken heart? Even better yet, what if you were in love with you best friend who was only dating to get back at her Ex?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Ended Patience by BlackBeauty613 reviews
Mike's patience with Bella to become single again has officially ended, forcing himself to try and rape her. Edward, of course, saves her, but what if they soon find that his rescue may have been too quick and...thirst quenching? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Unlikely Friend by RosesAndStripes reviews
While sulking over the outcome of an argument with her family, Renesmee finds a friend in an unexpected creature. But perhaps this little friendship is exactly what the youngest Cullen needs. Nessie looks like a 5 or 6 year old in this story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Married at Recess by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Edward and Bella are in pre-school, and get married at recess. Contest entry for dolphinherovamp5's 'Preschool'. T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire's Best Friend by KeitorinOfTheShadows15 reviews
They say a dog is man's best friend. When the Cullens get a Siberian husky, they find out that she's more useful than being a family pet, especially Edward who finds out that she's not a normal dog. Starts 1 year before Twilight and ends in Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009
Benefits of Barbecue by unicornhime reviews
Emmett sends Edward to the store for barbecue supplies, and Edward picks up a little something extra. AU/AH EPOV One-shot for The Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest hosted by Daddy’s Little Cannibal and Bronzehairedgirl620.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Can He Hold Her So Close by NessieCullen9 reviews
Jasper's POV when Edward first brings Bella home to meet the family. Some mild romance: Edward/Bella and Alice/Jasper. Please note that this is a COMPLETE one-shot. My fic "Tracking" could be considered a sequel, however. Look to that story for more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - [Jasper, Alice] [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Broken by paper.creations reviews
She’s only a little broken inside, which is better then a lot. She remembered a time where she thought everything contained inside her body had shattered. Everything had broken-Rosalie remembers when she first met her soul mate-Best Romantic one-shot win
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Kitchens by OnAndOnAndOn reviews
One trip to the kitchens can change a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The List by Dobber17 reviews
Tampons, lingerie, red rover, cart races, and Batman. Throw in some embarrassment, humiliation and a geeky worker named Winston. Buckle your seat belts everyone; you're in for a fun night at Wal-Mart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
The whisky lullaby by Happy-Orange-94 reviews
What if Bella was jumping off the cliff to die? These are her consequences in her and other's POV. Song of inspiration - Whisky Lullaby by Brad paisley ft Alison krauss. And yes, the first chapt is from new moon, but edited to my conditions. Comments pls!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Relizing by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Takes place during new moon after Edward leaves Bella, but it's not Alice or Edward who come to Bella it's none other than Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Emmett, Bella
I Want You To Want Me by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Bella Swan goes to Dartmouth where she finds her old friends and finds that her old best friend, Jasper Hale, has become a player…the problem? Bella fell in love with this player, but she swore after the first time she got played would be the last.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009
Puppies? by rainbowfieldsofhappy reviews
Nessies pregnant This is my first time ever using fanfiction so sorry if I published it wrong. D:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Marauder's Rap by Rainey Dae reviews
I think the title is pretty self-explanitory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Velocity Girl by Lady Bracknell reviews
The Marauders throw Sirius a surprise birthday party, and everything goes a little too to plan. Except for the part where Sirius is nowhere to be found.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Kissing Lesson by Irrelevancy reviews
Marauder's time. Remus wants to learn how to kiss. Sirius and James offer to show him. S/J. Slash. Kissing scene, and their awesomeness deserves a T rating EDITED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
I Hate You But I Love You by bandgeekandproud reviews
Lily hates James with a passion. James loves Lily... so he thinks. I suck at summaries, sorry. JamesLily, oneshot. Pre-HP series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chocolate by Priceless93 reviews
“Oh. Well, I had a good excuse in my mind. I must have just forgotten to say it…” Just a short, fluffy LJ fic that was inspired by an icon from somewhere or other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
A girl's gotta give by Ami Rotter reviews
Some day Lily Evans will just have to say yes to James Potter. Will this be the day?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Jellybeans by snapmagic reviews
JamesxLily. Fluff. Prompt: Jellybeans. "James Potter, you eat far too much junk food!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Second Glance by hacim09 reviews
This is my view on what happens when James first sees Lily. Takes place in their 3rd year during Christmas time. Invloves a snowfight. Please read and review! Thanks. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stupid Muggle Game by froggyparty96 reviews
This is a story that i wrote about a dumb game people used to play in kindergarten because i couldn't get the idea out of my head! MY FIRST FAN FICTION EVER! please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
A Kiddie Pool and Couple of Emeralds by froggyparty96 reviews
When Lily Evans is home for the summer holidays,who knows what surprises she'll find? Perhaps something to do with a few animagi...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
dick in a box by HYPERchicadee reviews
jasper gives alic the best gift EVER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I can't sleep by evil-sensei iruka reviews
A night the teenage Sirius can't sleep... and he don't wants to be the only one...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Star Light, Star Bright by Marauderess at Heart reviews
Alana Birch along with the rest of the school really hate one of her professors. So what happens when she wishes on a star to get rid of her. The two greatest groups of pranksters that Hogwarts has ever known come to help of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - OC
For Bella by KlausIsMySoulMate reviews
Edward's thought's while Bella is asleep in the hospital. Take's place before chapter 24 An Impasse in Twilight. Hope you enjoy. Oneshot in honor of Robert Pattinson's 23rd birthday.I changed my penname from tommys21 to I'llAlwaysBeInEdwardsColdArms
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jasper and Emmett, and Cupcake by Peace-Kayla reviews
Emmett gets yet another new pet. But can Jasper handle it? Or will he get hungry?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Saving Wanda by Miles333 reviews
Ian and Jared work together to stop Doc from sacrificing Wanda to save Melanie. Takes place between chapters 58 and 59. Ian's POV. Unfortunately, this is now discredited thanks to the bonus chapter that was released. But whatever.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Fred and George Meet the Marauders by Marauderess at Heart reviews
Fred and George find out that Remus and Sirius are part of the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Day at the Lake by TopKat90 reviews
The Raiding party takes a day off.
Host - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Melanie S./Mel, Sunny
The Accident by EcstaticEggo reviews
The part where Bella is in the hospital in Renee's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Renée
Happy Cullen Halloween by Misslittlepinkbag reviews
Its halloween at the Cullens, see how they handle the festivities
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009
Café Firenze by Argengirl reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a café and Bella accidentaly uses a pick-up line on him. What happens then? One-shot, all human. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Habits Die Hard by Lady Casper-san reviews
Edward notices a certain habit with Bella and decides to pursue it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett And Jaspers Toilet Queries by Twilightfan1296 reviews
What are those little blue bricks for?...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
My First Date by Nancy Twilight Heart reviews
This is a one off story of Nessie and Jacobs first date. Well the preparations towards it. Hint-Alice! I suck at summaries so please read. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Life Goes On by ETHEON reviews
Ian's life hasn't changed much. He is still hopelessly in love with Wanda, plays soccer once a week, and eats like a pig; but as life goes on he has to make choices that will change his life forever. Rated T for some language and implied sex. One shot!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Emmett Cullen: How To Annoy Edward Cullen by AriMax98 reviews
Emmett is bored and an idea comes to his mind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
First date by Tsuki no mizu reviews
Finaly Nessie is old enough for her first date, and it's Jacob duty to make this an unforgettable evening. If Edward allows... R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Never Leave Bella Alone With Emmett by Demon-Dragoness reviews
This is the reason why you should Never Leave Bella Alone With Emmett, set during ecliplse. Yes the characters are a ooc thats the way its supposed to be. Enjoy! EdwardxBella JazzxAlice EmmetxRosalie EsmexCarlise
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Edward's thoughts, Esme Island by serioustwilightfan reviews
Edward's thoughts in Esme Island, before Bella wakes up crying. In BD please read & review, evenif you hate it. Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pajamas by Lovestory15 reviews
An unexpected surprise for Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brotherly Board Game Bonding by oh HALE no reviews
Remember Jasper and Emmett's 8-board game of chess in MIDNIGHT SUN? This is the story behind their own complicated set of rules. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Table Manners by Justine Lark reviews
Bella is determined to hunt as neatly as Edward, but how to stay tidy when they keep getting overcome with passion? A one-shot full of post-BD Cullen family fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever by Hear the Rain reviews
Super short one shot about Ian and Wanda.
Host - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Emmett Goes Hunting by podex carmen reviews
Emmett finds the biggest bear he ever saw and learns the danger of biting off more than he can chew. Or not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete
Reneseme, you are a big girl by serioustwilightfan reviews
The cullens family having conversation about her relationship and advicing her. Reviews appriciated, Thanks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Mad World by dontdreamoffallingconsciously reviews
A look at a night that changed Wanda's perception. Wanda/Ian
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Emmett at Large by SomeoneALittleCrazy reviews
Emmett has a day out on the town when Rosalie goes on a hunting trip and he has a little fun... T for suggestive commentary...haha
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Happy Birthday Renesme by serioustwilightfan reviews
It is Renesme's first birthday, a typical day
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
First Hunt by serioustwilightfan reviews
It is Bella's firt Hunt after being a vampire but she is not that self controlles and find it hard to resist the passing bike riders. What happens next? What will Edaward do? What will distract her? Reviews appriciated . Thanks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dishes and Stitches by cloudyailin reviews
Short, simple oneshot between Bella and Emmett. Canon. Set before New Moon. Recently revised.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett Spills the Beans by OriginalMyhard reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to pay Bella back for beating him in arm wrestling over a hundred years ago...? Teen b/c I am one
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The proposal by mikaela staire reviews
This is a random scene where Jacob proposes to Nessie. It's pretty sweet, pretty itense...not like that! But I might use it for Dusk. Review! God Bless.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Joke's On Jasper! by Mandaorta reviews
Emmett plays an April Fool's Joke on Jasper! See What Happens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Lean On Me by gypsywriter135 reviews
Family will always be there to support each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Jasper's Top 8 Reasons For Bella To Become Vampire by Mandaorta reviews
Jasper saw Alice's List for Bella to become a Vamp and thought He should write his own!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
the scene by mikaela staire reviews
Nessie and Jacob's first kiss. Weird but.....I guess cute.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Night that Changed Forever by TheAsianSensation reviews
They all thought evrything was okay, but what they didn't know is going to hurt them all. Alice and Edward throw a party and when Jasper finally acts on his feelings everyone will be effected. Canon-pairings at first. All Human. OOC. AU. Mild Language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Nessie's Mom by howlsatthemoon reviews
"Jakey, tell me how you met my mother." "Well, it's a long story..." Nessie's gonna wish she never asked. / Don't read if you don't have a sense of humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Protector by gypsywriter135 reviews
Sometimes, even the most strongest people need a shoulder...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Dead Bleeding by ShakeItBlue reviews
What happens when Bella gets her period for the first time after meeting Edward...? bow wow woooooow! funny, light-ish. i write to many one shots!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Dusk by mikaela staire
I'm not the greatest with summarys just please read. This one is so much better. Belive me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Chuck Berry and Charlie Swan by TrueImmortality reviews
Edward and Alice are waiting for Bella to come home from grocery shopping, and start to rock out to oldies. But they get a little carried away...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Day With Bella by Love Promise reviews
This a my first story I wrote. It has Bella and Emmett. Edward is going on a hunting trip and Bella gets stuck with Emmett. It is funny, and they have a little competition.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Shopping for men by TwilightSagamaniac reviews
Nessie goes shopping and while in an underwear store, finds time to ask Jacob questions over the things that he likes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Eyes On Fire by Rose Tyler reviews
With one simple glance, all is understood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Emmett's Adventure in the Mall by xxJxROxx reviews
Whoa I'm back! This time around, Emmett goes to the mall. I haven't done anything in a while so this is just a little bit of what I've written. What do you think? Please review! From the writer of Emmett's Adventure in Wal*Mart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Messing with Sasquatch by KristineMcCarty reviews
Revised! Oneshot: "But no, Edward said not to. He said they wanted to be left alone. But he HAD to know."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Discussing by It'sTimeToDance reviews
He thought for a moment, though his mouth spoke before he could stop it, "I made out with your mom." Just a WTF moment I had during Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I've seen the Light! by Dobby-is-free reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to become a nun? What would the Cullens think and what's this about Jasper being a male dancer?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Privacy on the dunny by bellapouts reviews
All Bella wanted was a little privacy on the toilet. But being watched annoys her and she begins screaming, which attracts the whole family. Soon, everyone is watching her on the toilet, and all she ever wanted, was privacy on the dunny. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Clarification by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Bella has a heart to heart with Jasper. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Emmett Eats A Bomb! by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Bella & Emmett have a dare competition....Bella leaves Edward an abusive voicemail....Emmett eats a bomb! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Big Brother to the Rescue by futureauthor62 reviews
Bella and Emmett are brother and sister and have always been close, but, what happens that makes them have to become closer than ever? One-shot. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Flowers by Aerial312 reviews
Alice and Jasper visit Alice's grave in Biloxi.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
How Embarrassing to be Human ! by Peachymom reviews
Well, I've been wondering what happened when Bella got her period for first time at the Cullen's.Just a quick look at what might have happened.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Bet by PrincessJordy reviews
Emmett makes a bet that he can get over 10 phone numbers using the lamest pick-up lines ever. But what happens when he meets Rosalie Hale a beautiful and lonely young woman? Will she get her heartbroken? Will he change his ways? All-Human AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Sleep Talker by Pepper96 reviews
Bella hangs out at the Cullen house where she falls asleep. The Cullens besides Edward are fascinated to discover that Bella talks in her sleep. Takes place post-Twilight, pre-New Moon. No longer a one-shot, will now be Cullen family moments!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Emmett
Brotherly Love by dragonsong94 reviews
For the tahts my sibling contest. Cannon pairings you'll see. Umm yeah Edward and Emmett play Truth or Dare what Will come of it? What happends to Bella? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Like a Lily by Oliviax3 reviews
Wanda has morning breath. Melanie has all-the-time breath. Love smells.--I/W and J/M-- FLUFF. beware. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Sirius? Hermione? Together? by Raynexstarr reviews
Hey,turns out Sirus isnt dead.Hermione is going through some hard times and Sirius is the only person she can turn to.But what happens when they develop feelings for each to eachother? There are secrets to their relationship as well. SB/HG w/ slight FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,779 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Cullen Cliches by xxfanpirexx reviews
A cliché is a phrase, expression, or idea that has been overused to the point of losing its intended force or novelty. It is frequently used in modern culture to reference an action or idea that is expected or predictable based on a prior event.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
My Love,My Life,My Sisters's Bestfriend by PixieAlly81497 reviews
Jasper Hale loves Bella Cullen his best friend.Does she like him back?Will he be able to tell her?He goes to Forks High School.His bestfriends are Edward, Emmet, and Bella Cullen.His sisters are Rosalie and Alice. Story much better than summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Bonding by HopefulRomantic123 reviews
One-shot. Emmett and Bella have a brother and sister bonding day. Post Breaking Dawn, so most likely spoilers. Bella and Emmett do not have a romantic relationship in this. It's still canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Sneak Preview by Mistyrious Charades reviews
Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club are you?" ... Or is he? Rated M for suggestive chapters. Please read & review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Fred and George's Twenty Rules Of Hogwarts by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Fred and George take it upon themselves to give their own set of rules to the Gryffindor First Years - much to the disapproval of one angry female Gryffindor Prefect. Set in OOTP. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Little Wager by Nick1488 reviews
Find out what happens when Emmett finally challenges Bella to an arm wrestling rematch. Lots of fun to write. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Tracking by NessieCullen9 reviews
Jasper's POV while James is tracking Bella. A little light Jasper/Alice romance thrown in.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,777 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - [Jasper, Alice] [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Kyle's Observations by ldreed reviews
Kyle makes some observations about souls and humans. Just and idea that I had to write down, and I never feel like Kyle and Sunny get enough attention. One-shot!
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kyle O., Sunny - Complete
How It's Supposed To Be by ldreed reviews
Ian and Wanda spend some quality time together. Warning, FLUFF! This is how I always wanted Ian and Wanda to act around each other. One-shot
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Ian's Birthday Surprise by ldreed reviews
Ian has a very special birthday surprise planned for Wanda. Set soon after the ending of "The Host." One Shot
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
That Day that I Die by Still-Obsessed reviews
Edward's thoughts before walking into the sunlight in NM . My first Angst.One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward - Complete
If You Were Gay by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
Emmett discovers the wonders of Avenue Q! One-shot. Fluff. Song fic.
Crossover - Twilight & Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Emmett - Complete
An Awkward Situation by Bella-Marie-Black reviews
Charlie walks in on Edward and Bella in a rather... interesting position. But they have a perfectly good explanation. Or do they?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Little Sister by Tori of Lorien reviews
He did not think he could control his thirst. She was intimidated by him. But when Jasper helps Bella to study for her history test, he realizes that she means more to him than he ever thought she would. She wasn't just a human; she was family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Still There For Me by PansySas reviews
Alice was always going to be there, making it okay. A bit of Fluff. JasperxAlice One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Everything Will Be All Right by Rose Tyler reviews
"Go away," I wanted to say; but these harsh words would not come.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Holiday Blues by Commen Sense reviews
Formerly, "Hazards of a Ski Holiday".Sequel to Weekend Blues. Emmett and Bella team up in an attempt to bring Rosalie one of the best anniversary's ever on a ski holiday with the rest of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Body or soul? by I'm Beth reviews
Remember when Wanda asked Ian if he'd still love her if she was in a boys body? hmmmm. . . rated T for. . . certain scenes. i don't want to give anything away. not AU.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Jasper, Where's Your Accent? by writing love on your arms reviews
“Jasper, where’s your accent?” He paused. “Well, Bells, that’s a long story.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Eddie by paper.creations reviews
Its common knowledge that Edward hates his nickname, but nobody really understands why. It’s just an unspoken fact about him. But Bella’s curious; there should be no secrets between a couple, right? -One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Are You Serious? by peaceandluv333 reviews
Jasper calls together a family meeting of the Cullens to announce a deep secret of his past! Please don't hate, it's just a story. Sorry all Jasper lovers, but it had to be done! Post BD, One-shot, review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Funny Talking Emmett by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Bella wonders why Emmett is talking like that. Pure Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Woman Scorned by minivanx reviews
The one question all men fear. "Edward, am I fat?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kissing Jail by little-nessieC reviews
What in the world is Edward teaching Nessie? ONE-SHOT, told from Jasper's POV. Must read!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jasper - Complete
My Boyfriends Back by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Jacob goes to pick Renesmee up from school where he finds she has an admirer and decides to do something about it. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Twilight : Never Esme by rkallao reviews
featured character : Esme . my idea i hope
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Esme, Carlisle
Necrophilia by Rose Tyler reviews
Jacob brings up a shocking, yet hilarious, point about the relationship between Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Name is Not On Her by Soulauna reviews
JasperXOC Emmet comments on Jaspers relationship with his fiance.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Uncle Jazzy by NessieCullen9 reviews
Jasper's POV. Post-Breaking Dawn. A sweet little moment between Jasper and his niece, Nessie. Bella and Alice also featured. Please leave a review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/19/2009 - [Jasper, Alice] Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Somehow by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Because love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. WxI. OneShot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Once upon a time by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Once upon a time, the Cullens were walking through some random desert somewhere, sparkling. Of course, this was completely irrational and pretty damn careless because of…you know… the whole sparkling thing... A Twilight/Host Crossover.
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Redemption by chrisfaithalin reviews
Takes place in the middle of Breaking Dawn. Jasper is upset at seeing how civilized Bella is as a newborn and starts to question his own past. Bella tries to show him how the past doesn't matter anymore. Jasper/Bella friendship. Hints of E/B and A/J.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Revelation by Falling Starlight reviews
Jake/Nessie story. Short, funny, and I've been thinking about what would happen in this discussion between them for forever. ***WARNING*** THERE ARE SO MANY FREAKING SPOILERS FROM EVERY SINGLE BOOK, IT COULD BE A SUMMARY OF ALL OF THEM. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Equivalence by Specificitydarling reviews
Bella has some questions. And she's looking for some answers. Takes place in Breaking Dawn before the wedding. Bella/Jasper friendship. Alisper and Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I'm in Love with James Potter by isthatacorner reviews
"You're in love with James Potter." "I am not, what an absurd thing to say!" Um. Wait a minute, who did say that? I wrote this story forever ago and never noticed that all of this time I had it listed under Lily LUNA P not Lily Evans P. Silly Isa. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pizza Boy by Irrevocablyamanduh reviews
Very, very, very short and fluffy one-shot. Post-Breaking Dawn. Bella is home alone one night and orders a pizza, to find that the pizza boy is the most dazziling ever. I know that there are alot of mistakes, I need a beta!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
The Very Heart of You by PassionforTwilight reviews
Edward is struck by the unending love his wife displays. A fluffy, one-shot “For My Valentine” Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
KittenMischief Contest EntryLessons in Love by twilightmom reviews
Jake finds a most unusual teacher to show him lessons in love. A story for the First Annual KittenMischief - Whose Line Is It Anyway Contest Rated M for lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Forbidden, but not Forgotten by TheyCallMeKennedy reviews
Emmett reflects on his feelings for Bella. Em/B. Ed/B.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
My Sunshine by Shillh reviews
Wanda lost her sunshine. Can Ian fix this, or will it break them up?
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Meeting and Saving by vampiregirl1654 reviews
What I imagined the meeting and saving of Esme. AU. Probably just a one-shot. I don't know. Review please. Thanks. Rated T cause I can. Complete, because I don't feel like writing more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Undeniable Love by runtowards xo reviews
Short oneshot/crackfic. Bella encounters some feelings that she never anticipated.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Happy New Year by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Mistakes by Rose Tyler reviews
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?" I smile. I love it when you tell me those jokes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Locker Room Blues by lilie-white reviews
Poor Mike Newton. If only he hadn’t tried to sneak a peek at Bella in the locker room. Then maybe Edward wouldn’t have used his head as a soccer ball… One-shot. Fluffy as a cottonball.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Santa Conspiracy by pandorasnotebook reviews
Christmas Oneshot. The Cullen boys all have a bone to pick with Santa. How does Carlisle fit into this? Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
She Walked Away by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Dear Edward, It hurts so much to write this but, I’m leaving and I can’t tell you why, but know that I Love you and that I always Love you no matter what and this is something I have to do. I Love you,Bella Rating T for saftey
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
UhOh We're In Trouble by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Mike, Bella, and Jessica take a ride to get pizza, have an unfortunate game of lost and found, end up at a police station, and listen to music. Based on the actual events of last night, December 15th, of me and two of my friends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Pandora's Box by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
When Pandora's box was opened, all the evils of the word were released onto man kind. Only one would be able to save them all. A series of shorts about the three evils and one saviour that poured out of Pandora's Box.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Proof of Humanity by KrisEleven reviews
Jeb's out of the safety of the caves with a group of his survivors when they hear the voices. Their first meeting with Ian and Kyle leaves no question that the boys are human... but the O'Shea brothers never could do anything in the traditional way.
Host - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Ian O., Kyle O. - Complete
Forbidden Happiness by Lives at the Burrow reviews
Quil and Embry are deeply in love. Then Quil imprints and Embry is left heartbroken. His friends try to help him feel better but something VERY unexpected happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Embry, Quil Jr. - Complete
Spaghetti by pickleSidekicKfanatics reviews
Edward's eaten a pizza because of Bella but will he eat her home cooking?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drunk Redneck Wedding by AutumnDreamer reviews
While out drunk at the Hampton Inn Ball Room, Emmett convinces each of the couples to get married. One-shot. Rated: M. Fluff, verge of Cracktastic. Inspired by a real event in my family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Try by Munch-a-Bunch reviews
Emmett decides to try something. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Sunset by Riko Kiyoko
Jasper's point of view on what happened.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Sunrise by Riko Kiyoko reviews
Oneshot, done on a dare. hint's of Jacob/Alice paring.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Alice - Complete
Children by Riko Kiyoko reviews
Renesmee thinks of the past. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Pizza by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Bella is being looked after by Rosalie and Emmett while everyone else is out. After Twilight, pre New Moon. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
High School Hell by Historybuff1536 reviews
And Edward thought it was bad when he heard the thoughts of the guys around Bella...what will he do when it's his daughter? Post BD. Regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Maybe by asyouwish16 reviews
Jamie is eighteen and life in the caves has changed in the past four years. He reflects on the many "maybe"'s and unknow things to come in his life.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - James S./Jamie - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passed Out Bella by xxdarkomegaxx reviews
This is just something i wrote a long time ago when i was trying to get some ideads out of my head. i hope you enjoy it, and i understand if you don't. i know that this isn't funny, but i would aprreciate some reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shared by SpiritReaper13 reviews
A oneshot about Wanda's life in her new body. Her life with Ian and her friendship wih Melanie. Some minor sexual content.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Distractions by LoveLustButterflies reviews
Well, this is on my friend's story, it is her chapter four, but I wrote it so i am putting it on my page...I wrote it for her. read it people. It is on her story, 15 things to do at walmart, cullen style, by twilighters-anonymous. Chapter 4.Read and Revie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love story by Taylor Swift , Twilight style by TwilightFreak4life96 reviews
title says it all...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008
Jared's Test by Rasberry Parfait reviews
What if Wanda did have to explain to Ian and Jamie how she got stuck? How would they react? Oneshot, rated k, Wanda's POV.
Host - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Unspoken by Rasberry Parfait reviews
Ian and Kyle have suffered more losses than anybody knows. Rated k , angsty, oneshot. Ian's POV.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ian O., Kyle O. - Complete
Time On My Hands by unicornhime reviews
She needs to just be Bella for a while. She's made her decision to be with Edward, but everything is all happening a little too fast. So she gives Edward what he asked for - time. Post Eclipse One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soft by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
“You want to do WHAT to your partner, Agent Booth?” Seeley Booth has an interesting predicament. Sweets is all to happy to help.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Forks Jail Tango by time.forgets reviews
The characters of Twilight are all in jail for the murder of their partener. Are they guilty? Find out in the FORKS JAIL TANGO! Cross over of Cell Block Tango if you didn't get it :P
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008
One Child, One Day by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Spoilers for Breaking Dawn. A missing scene between Emmett and Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Blindsight by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
I hate to be the one to break this to you guys...but you're dating." Sweets tells it like it is. Booth and Brennan scoff, then go to dinner.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
In Perfect Harmony by Rasberry Parfait reviews
Alice and Jasper, from Renesmee's POV. Older Nessie, that is. Alice/Jasper, some Nessie/Jake at the end. Just a cute little drabbly oneshot. Read and review. If you love me, you will.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Why I Hate Jacob Black by Rose Tyler reviews
Rosalie's POV: She hates Jacob Black. But not for the reasons you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Of Pregnancy and Accidental Love by Sunshine-M reviews
They got pregnant on an accident... A Sunny and Kyle one-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Kyle O., Sunny - Complete
Four Secrets Leah Clearwater Never Told by unicornhime reviews
And One She Did; ...A look through Leah's eyes. Post-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The Twelve Reasons by Twilight.Eclipse101 reviews
Bella has always wondered why Edward loves her, a dozen roses and twelve reasons later she knows why. One Shot! ExB R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Close Shave by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella learns one of the perks of being a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is Aro Gay or European? by Bubblewrap is my life reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have a fight and the others chip in! PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Monster by CuriosityRedux reviews
Ian's POV of Chapter 40: Horrified. “I never wanted this to happen,” I murmured to her sleeping form, pushing her hair back. “I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry...”
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Family Game Night Cullen Style by TroublesomeTwins reviews
Uno? Clue? I've Never? Truth or Dare? What could possibly go wrong? Lots. One Shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Partners by lrigD reviews
Wanda's thoughts on Ian during an unspecified time in the future - think anything you want! R&R. Thanks to Eve Royal for the title!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Honey and the Moon by m. diddy reviews
Kyle learns that he can’t hold on to the past in this new world order. Kyle/Jodi
Host - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Kyle O. - Complete
Fidelity by efficacious humorosity reviews
Song-fic one-shot. IanxWanda. Wanda reflects on her previous beliefs about love and her relationship with Ian. Drabble. Song "Fidelity" by Regina Spektor.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by efficacious humorosity reviews
Song-fic one-shot. Ian reflects on his love for Wanderer. Rated for one word. IanxWanda drabble. Set after Ian first kisses Wanda but before Jamie's infection.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Goodbye Mike by VampGrlz271 reviews
Mike attempts to get Bella away from Edward using beyond stupid and corny pick-up lines. Of course, it doesn't work. But why not read this anyway? :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Sooner Or Later by itsallinyourhead reviews
One-Shot: “She wouldn’t fall asleep while Jamie was in pain, let alone leave his side. Unless…”
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Better With Two by bexxy reviews
The Cullens take a hunting trip for the day, while Jasper stays behind. Bella, bored on a Saturday while waiting for Edward to return, finds a close friend in Jasper Hale. Jasper/Bella friendship, Edward/Bella One shot, complete
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
I've Seen Stars by Oliviax3 reviews
She will not begin, she will not end like she had nine times before. This tenth time, she will live and die, with him. Ian/Wanda.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Reflected by Ninja C reviews
Melanie hates the choice Jamie made for Wanda's new body. A little reflecting - hence title - on Wanda between her and a distraught Ian. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Ian O. - Complete
Soup by PreviouslyDead reviews
The raid group have just retrned with some soup, Wanda had been reading up on the histoy of humans and has an interesting fact to share with the group an interesting fact...about soup? One-Shot, What can i say? I was bored.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Longing by Muffintine reviews
[complete] The only thing worse then not having what you want, is wanting what you shouldn't have. One sided Kyle/Wanderer drabble.
Host - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Kyle O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
One Last Hurrah by OliviaJane reviews
While Edward is away hunting, Emmett is left in charge of keeping an eye on Bella. Come along as they play one of the most ridiculous games to ever be created. Pure Emmett and Bella silliness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Game On! by mnov29 reviews
A day at the Cullen's turned interesting with a game that we all know and love! And it's NOT truth or dare! Read to find out and then Review! Rated T for safety!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 245 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scouts by bellawhitlock51 reviews
The Twilight characters are nine years old and girl scouts and cub scouts. Who will win the competition of who can sell the most and dominate the walmart parking lot? ONExSHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Touched by jaded image reviews
One-shot. Ian's thoughts on touching Wanda. Nothing dirty, minds out of the gutter, please.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
All Around Me by terri-lynnashley87 reviews
Ian's POV of when Wanda is unconscious and is being removed from Mel's body. Songfic for All Around Me by Flyleaf.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Pizza by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett realizes just how important Edward is to Bella. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Spontaneous by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Bella never knew Charlie to do anything spontaneous.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
The Painting by isthatacorner reviews
Carlisle and Esme spend a quiet afternoon in his office. This oneshot is a family story, with a bit more emphasis placed on Carlisle and Esme. Its really very sweet.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Proof by paper.creations reviews
Post Twilight - The summer after Twilight Bella searches the library for proof that Edward in fact has a soul. Short one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Swing by isthatacorner reviews
Alice and Jasper reflect on Edward and Bella. Sweet J/A, E/B I hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Memory by Running-w-vampires reviews
Random Emmett-ness. Rather fluffy. Involves Walmart.: First fanfic! Disclaimer: I don't own the Twilight characters, I just make them do stuff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008
Familiar by runaway xo reviews
Based off of the book, The Host by Stephenie Meyer. Jared's thoughts during his first glimpse of the body he had come to love. One-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Not Giving Up by Leaonna reviews
The Host: An Ian/Wanda oneshot - Wanda takes a walk with Ian, which helps fuel the process of sorting out her feelings.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Raid by xiao chan reviews
Melanie and Wanda have...special needs. How in the world can they explain it to the boys?
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
I'm Here by MizuSenjo reviews
Song fic to "I'm Here" by Aly & AJ. It is about how Wanda reacts to the weird looks her and Ian get from the other humans. Ian POV
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Would You Like Fries With That? by writing love on your arms reviews
Subway. Burger King. Any fast food is normally okay. Add Emmett Cullen into the mess, and you get mass world destruction in the small town of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Enigma by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Booth tells Brennan he loves her. She has some trouble believing him.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Home Baked Seduction by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
I Find it interesting how Agent Booth's constant offering of pie can be interpreted as a sort of seduction technique." Booth and Brennan talk about seduction. There is, of course, pie involved
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Fissure by streco reviews
While Bella is being primped and pampered, Jasper reflects on just how much Alice means to him. Afterwards, he and Alice have some cuteness. JasperAlice fluff, is all. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Perfect Family by paper.creations reviews
Post Eclipse - Rosalie is mourning for the family she never had. Emmett helps her by painting the perfect picture of what their human family would have looked like. Chapter two - Alice and Jasper are in a similiar situation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Fragrance by colapink reviews
The Host. Spoilers for ending. The strongest flowers have steel laced inside themselves. Ian/Wanda
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Just Like Heaven by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
She's A Lady by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jared thinks about the women in his life. For one, he remembers all of the things he loves about her. For the other, he realizes that she deserves so much more than she's been given.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Jared H. - Complete
Ours by jaded image reviews
The Host fic. "'Ours' meant sharing the rest of my life with this man." WandIan. Fluffy.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Blush by jaded image reviews
The Host fic. Ian loves to see Wanda blush. Just a one-shot, full of much needed fluff for all WandIan lovers! Beware of sugar overload.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Cheetos by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jared surprises Melanie with one of her favorite things.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Jared H., Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Seeing Things by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
This is a vision Alice probably didn't have, but I thought it would be neat if she did. Set after Edward's return from Alaska after running away from Bella on her first day of school. Don't worry, it's in canon. Esme's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/1/2008
Birthday Massacre by Starlight Disaster reviews
Jasper loses control on Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Meet the cullens by vampirechick123 reviews
Alice and Jasper meets the cullens. Extremely funny. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Three Paces at Dawn by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
A sudden realization has Seeley Booth running down his street at dawn, half crazy and wearing nothing but his batman Jimjams -BB-
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Here's to you, Mrs Robinson by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
She would not wish to be human again. She would not." Bella learns the costs of immortality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 183 - Published: 3/20/2008
emmett's Reaction by vjd reviews
In New Moon this is how Emmett responded to seeing his brother and Bella again at the airport and after watching Charlie ream Edward out for what he did to Bella. One-shot R&R plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
While I'm Watching My TV all Night by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella falls asleep in front of the TV more times than she'd like to say. She has some awfully weird dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Chimney Sweep by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward and Bella sweep the chimney. There's tons of smut, I swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Blame the Butterflies by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
I'm... I'm in love with Lily Evans, and I blame the butterflies. " James is drop-to-your-feet-pledge-your-love-and-rip-your-heart-out in love with Lily Evans, but how is he supposed to woo her with all those butterflies in his tummy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blank Pictures by Llama Mama23 reviews
In 'New Moon', Edward takes the package of pictures that Bella was going to send to her mother, right before he leaves her. This is his side of that event. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Possibilities by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella is worried and arranges a private talk with Carlisle, but can they keep it secret from Edward? Carlisle's POV. BxE, of course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Let's Go to This Drive Thru by writing love on your arms reviews
There's a reason why you never let Emmett and Jasper go to a drive-thru.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
The City of Sin by xiao chan reviews
One week till Bella's wedding. Aside from the obvious, there's one more experience she has to go through. Bella's reluctant, but come on...what wedding is complete without a bachelorette party? one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Radish by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Emmett, Edward, Bella, a hangover, liquor, sombreros and world domination. You guys should know the drill by now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Cornflowers Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
There's a reason that Edward likes Bella in blue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Tradition by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It's almost Christmas and Emmett decides to set up many sprigs of mistletoe around the Cullen's house. What will ensue? EdwardBella, AliceJasper, EsmeCarlisle, EmmettRosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Liquor by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Chocolate by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Tell by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward tells Bella something she needs to hear [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Heartbeat by kirasometimes reviews
Edward listens to Bella's heart beat. oneshot -GIFT-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Battle Scars by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward divulges an interesting piece of his past to Bella. [EdwardBella]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Na na James's Wand by hateater27 reviews
When James the Second gets hold of Harry's wand, he is reluctant to surrender it ... just a cute oneshot about Harry and James. Please review if you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
doll of bella by vampirechick123 reviews
a carlisle and alice moment where alice has a stupid idea and it is up to carlisle to stop her please review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Five Times Jacob Black fell in Love With Bella by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
...And the one time he hated her. [Mostly oneseided JacobBella with some BellaEdward]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Last Blue Tree on Oreo Avenue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward spends the day with his daughter
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2007
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/2/2007
Of the Deepest Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
It had occurred to him more than once that, in the grand scheme of things big and small and medium sized, they weren't that special. Not at all. [Edward reflects on the colorful girl that is Bella]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
An Angel In The Mist by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Oneshot] Esme and Carlisle's first kiss and realization of the word love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Edward's Final Compromise by vjd reviews
At the end of Eclipse this is what Edward is thinking in the meadow with Bella. It was a challenge by a reviewer to write Edward 'happy' Enjoy! PLZ R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Compensating by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella and Edward buy a cat. [Shameless BellaEdward fluff.]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
The Love Lair by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Alice decides to turn the Cullen house into a haunted mansion for Halloween, Esme and Carlisle end up in costume, Emmett gets a new pet, and Rosalie is stuck running errands for Alice all day and then there's Edward. What is with him and candle wax? EB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Edward's Dark Night by vjd reviews
Eclipse spoilers! The night Bella said goodbye to Jacob, and her love for him, was a difficult night for not only Bella but Edward as well. These are his thoguhts and feelings on that night as he held his weeping angel close. Read and review PLZ! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
The New Girl In Town by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
On her first day at Forks High, many members of the student body have varying views on Bella, but the strongest comes from none other than Edward Cullen. After biology class, how does he feel about the new girl in town? Based on the Hairspray song.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Edward's Mistake by vjd reviews
ECLIPSE SPOLIERS! Edward's POV. Takes place from the time Edward first gets the furiouos message Bella leaves for him on his cell phone to the following day when they talk things out. What was Edward thinking while Bella was so mad at him? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Like a Wolf by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett is like a Bear. Edward is like a Mountain Lion. Bella is like a Wolf. Edward's point of view while observing Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Plastic People, Perfect World by Kiljoy reviews
Claire's Ken doll gets a little too close to the fire, and Jacob sympathizes with him until he starts taking on the traits of a certain bronze haired vampire. [Complete] Disclaimer: I own none of it, it's all Stephenie Meyer's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Competition by Emmy131 reviews
What is Mike thinking when Jacob talks to Bella and Edward at school in Eclipse? Can he tell where Bella's loyalties lie, or is he blinded by love? I think we all know the answer to that...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Charlie's Fantasy by Emmy131 reviews
I imagined him in handcuffs, a terrified expression on that unfailingly smooth face of his. Based on page 351 of Eclipse, from Charlie's perspective. Why exactly did Charlie look so amused as he stared at Edward in the backseat of the cruiser?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Something There by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Bella gives Jessica some much wanted information about the night Edward saved her in Port Angeles. Meanwhile, on the way to Goat Rock, Edward finds himself telling his brother's and sister's the same thing. EdwardBella one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by sillybella reviews
How can Bella make Charlie understand why she welcomed Edward back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Real Men Sparkle by O r i g i n a l1 reviews
Bella and Jake need to talk. But what exactly is it that they need to talk about? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Pink Bullets by Shakespeare's Song reviews
This is a story from Edward's perspective, and it takes place in the fourteen hours when Bella is asleep after returning from Italy in New Moon. It further explores Edward's thoughts during this time, and how his feelings have changed since leaving Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2007
Paint The Silence by Shakespeare's Song reviews
A oneshot from Esme's point of view. Edward is trying to deal with his thoughts on changing Bella, and Esme is trying to give him some advice, but he doesn't really listen. Takes place somewhere between Twilight and New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Savior by meghankatherine reviews
A oneshot on Emmet's rescue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Jacob becomes Alpha by Llama Mama23 reviews
Jacob becomes Alpha of the LaPush pack. Bella drops by for a chat. What will happen when he finds out that she really does want to be a vampire? Slightly OCC, written before Eclipse came out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
A Proposal by Makiie reviews
[[EXB, BPOV]] Complete and utter fluff. Exactly what the title suggests. [[one shot]]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Oranges by isthatacorner reviews
All because someone once said to me, well why don't you have her peeling an orange or something? Lily. James. Oranges. A ficlet
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
That Dotty Girl from Ravenclaw by isthatacorner reviews
The summer between sixth and seventh years. References HBP. Luna Lovegood Oneshot. And yes, CrumpleHorned Snorkacks exist. There is a bit of Harry going on here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Lily Evans Sitting in a Tree KISSINOT ME! by isthatacorner reviews
Lily Evans has went and gotten herself a boyfriend. His name is Michael. Michael is not a nickname or alias for James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Down by the Lake by isthatacorner reviews
Secrets are revealed, kisses are shared and James Potter finally asks the question that has been on his mind for the past several years: Do you want to shag? And it all takes places down by the lake. a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
There Are More Fish In The Sea by SousLeStylo reviews
[One shot] He tried not to glance over at her, but he couldn’t help it. Things always came down to this… Lily Evans. Cor, she was beautiful. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Twister Gets Funny by EdwardAddict reviews
Bella and the rest of the Cullens play Twister one Thursday night. Why is everyone laughing? Why is Emmett wearing high heels? Rated T for Emmett. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
From Love to Hate: The Story of Petunia by isthatacorner reviews
This is a story of growing up and growing apart and not looking back with regret. Petunia Evans Dursley remembers having a special sister and learning how to hate her. rated for very mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Carnage by pelirroja reviews
Bella's clumsiness claims new victims. Can Edward ever forgive her?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
The Chasm Between by Alphie reviews
Edward watches Bella as she sleeps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Give Me Back My Underpants by isthatacorner reviews
Lily Evans. Smart, sweet, perfect. Until someone steals something from her. Then, someone is going to pay. A oneshot. rated for mild swearing and death threats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Daydreams by Tygeress reviews
If you love loooong fics I suggest you go away now. This is pretty short. Oh, and it's m/m slash. That means one boy thinking about another in a non-platonic sense. Shoo, all you homophobic types. Shoo!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dark Thoughts by Amy Fortuna reviews
Remus reflects on his lover after Sirius is captured.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Forbidden thoughts by Tygeress reviews
Warning! m/m slash fiction! Flamers if you don't like it, don't read it. and i don't want any reviews saying how
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2000 - Draco M., Harry P.
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