The Italies are as different, at least to others, as night and day. But one hot summers day, they both unknowingly make the same wish, at the same time: Find a friend that treats them equally, not as cowards or jerks, but themselves. Luckily, they have a Tomato Fairy Godmother...er, Godfather to help out! The bad news...they never thought their new friends would be snack food!

If you told Ivan one year ago that he'd be living in America today, he'd barely be able to believe you. If you told him he'd be working as a bouncer at a gay night club, he'd definitely not believe you. And if you told him he'd be in love with the quirky Chinese man he met (ran into) at the library, he'd say you're crazy. (Well, he'd best believe it)

Yes, I like her. She's the world top criminal and thief, I'm the son of a police officer. But I've got something to say to her: Rin, you suck at being my Juliet.

Feliciano and Lovino had been living in an orphanage for huge chunk of their life. Six people have fostered them, none wanted them. Then a man named Antonio, the seventh person, may be the person who gets them out of the stupid orphanage and allows them to finally live. And keeps them in a school for long term this time! (No pedo Spain/Antonio) (Hiatus or possible discontinuation)

High school AU. Matthew Williams is depressed gay teen. Gilbert is a popular student from Germany. When the two meet, what will happen? Warnings: Emo!Canada, language, violence, self harm, boyxboy. Rating may change as the story goes on. Second fanfic, reviews are greatly appreciated!

What do you get when you combine Vocaloids and Crack? Well...

When the Slytherins reveal Draco's crush on Harry, everything changes. Hermione and Ginny set out to help Draco get Harry, and in the process suspect that Draco might have more than a crush. Harry attempts to prove that the whole thing is hoax, only to find out that Slytherins aren't all that bad. Could it be that "Evil" was always just a trick of the light?

What the Hetalia couples would say if they actually read rated M fanfictions on them. Rated T for language and suggestive comments.

SuFin. Human AU. Tino has just moved to Australia, working in a big restaurant for his creepy French boss. Life is good, but he is still lonely. That's when he meets (crashes into) Berwald and gets the life scared out of him. Berwald, who is immediately infatuated with him, tries to show him love. But Tino has a dark secret that has left him terrified of love. Can Berwald help him?

Hatsune Miku is not your ordinary high school student. she is bullied by her all-time crush, Kaito Shion. After smacking him and crying her eyes out, she goes to the rooftop. Miraculously, she receives a text from an unknown number. Will her life change? or will it stay the same? MikuXKaito

It is obvious that Norway is annoyed by Denmark. What is not so obvious is that he also loves him. After a major fight that has them separated for almost a month, Norway realizes how important it is to be open and honest in a relationship. Brief mentioning of SuFin.

What if the two characters Clementine sees at the end turn out to be two people who've suffered just as much as her? Clementine x Ellie x Joel - no slash. Spoilers for both games inside. ON HIATUS.

Ever wonder how you go about pissing off a foreigner? Well, America is here to help! From an old account of mine, Authoress 2. *warning* slight racism. Don't like don't read.

Spain was in pain yet he had only one shot at doing something he always wanted to do with Romano. How will this turn out? Good? or bad? Read! I do not own Hetalia and please review!

Antonio (Spain), Francis (France), and Gilbert (Prussia) are traveling across Europe and find themselfs in a small Italian village. When Antonio meets a young boy on the run... Well... no one ever expected this.

Germany comes home with ice cream for his wife who's been sick for almost 2 weeks, but oddly enough no one knows why she's sick Fem!N.Italy x Germany

The young Nordics go camping and Norway meets a new friend.

Romano gets mad at Italy for spending so much time at Germany's and accuses him of loving the German. Hearing the conversation, Germany is forced to think about his own feelings. GerIta oneshot rated T for Romano's language... Oh and I don't own anything!

Lovino knew that from the moment he met Antonio that the older boy would always be there for him. The Spaniard promised him that. He promised he would never leave his side. That he would always be there for him when he needed a hug, or simply a shoulder to cry on. What Lovino didn't anticipate, though, was falling in love along the way. Spamano. Human AU.

Denmark has officially screwed up another one of their dates, and their anniversary at that. So feeling upset and depressed, Norway uses his magic to transport himself to a parallel world in which he had never existed. Looks like trouble, and trouble can only lead to: juiceboxes, hair curls, spiders, and...blood? Uh-oh, here we go... DenNor.

Welcome one and all to my story! This story is about the bad touch trio and there time inside and outside of the world academy. Witch mean's three different couple's! We have! Spain and Romano! Prussia and Canada! France and England! And other minor paring's though the story! The more review's the more I will right so I hope you all review and fallow the story! Rating may go up!

Feliciano Vargas has multiple personality disorder. Enter Lovino Vargas, Feliciano's other personality and brother. Together with the help of Dr. Beilschmidt and Feliciano's new caretaker Antonio he will unlock the way into living in harmony with his brother. *Is rated T for now, will go up later. GerIta, Spamano, Itacest. Possibly will include cutting, suicide and other traumas.*

"Nadie canta como Miguel, el peruano de patria dolida y sufrida. Nadie destruye corazones de hombres y mujeres como él lo hace, no por enamorarlos ni nada así, si no por su voz, que entra en el alma, como si la viera desnuda, sin pudor ni morbo, y la tomara para hacer con ella lo que quiera. " Latin Hetalia - Miguel Alejandro Prado / Perú

Romano thinks that Spain loves him - I mean, that's why he proposed to him, right? Am I right? Anyway, Spain decided that it's best that they take a "break," for maybe forever. Can Romano save their relationship before it's too late? Pairings : SpaMano, GerIta, implied USUK

Matthew somehow got roped into playing truth or dare. This can only mean trouble. With Eliazbaeta having the time of her life dressing him up in a dress of all things, something's bound to go wrong; Especially when they bump into a certain Albino who develops a /slight/ crush. Mainly PrunCan. Mentions of FrUk, Spamano, AusHun and others. Human names. Rated T for swearing.

Lovino finds out Antonio's little secret.

Remember...Why could nobody ever remember? Matthew Williams is mistaken for Alfred by everybody in his highschool. Everybody but the new kid, Gilbert, that is. As Gilbert helps Matthew with his problems, Matthew is helping Gilbert with his. Pairing: Gilbert/Matthew Prussia/Canada *Sucky Summary - -*

America invites France and Russia over to watch the all-time best movie ever- Les Mis! But what will they think of Jean Valjean's epic adventure? (HUGE spoilers- watch the movie first!). No pairings. Rated T for Les Mis being the saddest thing ever. :'( I just kind of rated it General because there was nothing else that fit...

(Warning: May be crackish.) Germany and Romano are dating! Well, not really. Romano convinced Germany to fake date him so Romano could prove a point about something. How does Italy react to this? How does SPAIN react to this? Told from Germany's point of view. Only rated T because I'm paranoid.

The two halves of Italy spend their Christmas morning together. I know it's not Christmas, but I wanted to post this anyway.

When England (Arthur) comes down with a cold its up to America (Alfred) to be the hero. but not only does he help England but discovers how England really feels about him.

Tino and Berwald are perfect together. They live in harmony and joy. Very very fluffy and happy because apparently I needed to write fluff. Request by 'Myraggedydoctor'. Three fluffffy SuFin stories. I own nothing. One shot.

Arthur doesn't understand what the big deal is about the new bakery that opened down the street, until he meets the owner. UsUk. Fluff abound.

Romano has a hard time accepting he Spandiard's feeling. Though reciprocating the feeling is not the problem. Inspired by Damien Rice' "Creep".

"Hey, Romano, what would you do if we ever got separated from each other?" Romano didn't know. He would miss him, he knew that. But would he cry and be swallowed up by his miseries? Would he try to look for him? Romano spent some time finding the answer to Spain's question. And he hoped that it would show how much he loved the idiot country. SpainXRomano, one-shot

At 6 January, Francis decided to make a visit to an old friend..

Is forgiving really that easy? - Written for the Prompt Exchange Challenge

A fan-fiction between Kumajirou and Gilbird. Since there are no character things for them, I've put Canada and Prussia, but it's really just Kumajirou and Gilbird. As Kumajirou is left in the lost and found, he discovers a box; but what is inside it?

Spain broke Romano's heart when he left him for someone else. Now, after two years of sadness, Spain is back. Songfic. One-shot. Enjoy!

The Nordics go Christmas shopping and Denmark loses little Iceland. Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Chibi!Iceland. Short Story.

Late birthday present for P0ck3tf0x. Fluff. Just read it. You don't need your teeth. XD

My first attempt at wrtiting a fan-fiction ;u; Sorry for my bad english, I'm French. So Norway has bought cake, but for himself only, and Denmark wats some.

Attention all fanfiction writers! The ultimate crack pairing challenge is afoot! formally known as the ultimate fanfiction challenge Crack Pairing Challenge CPC Entry 35- Japan x Hungary and entry 36- Belarus x Sealand