Favorite Tv Shows:

NCIS, Any Law and Order, Nick shows, and CARTOON NETWORK!!

Favorite Ships:

TIVA (Ziva David/ Tony DiNozzo) NCIS- I mean damn, they just need to pair them up already! They're showing signs i know, hell you could cut the sexual tension with a hacksaw, but us TIVA lovers need more than just signs.

Eragon/ Arya Inheritence Cycle- Okay Chris, stop teasing us. Get them together in the next book. No more teasing plz. (lolz)

Bella/ Edward Twilight

Shawn Spencer/ Juliet OhHara Pysch- The last episode sooooo proved that they were gonna get together. Screw what's-her-face. She can go jump in a hole. Arn't I nice?

Harry Potter/ Ginny Weasley HP series

Favorite Characters:

Tony DiNutso (hehe; DiNozzo)- He's so freaken hot. I dont care if he's 40. Age is but a number. :D

Edward Cullen

Favorite Quotes:

"Thanks to Semper Fi-Do, he's never gonna roll over."

-Tony DiNozzo

"Oh trust me, when DiNozzo thinks he's ready for his own team, you'll know about it. Hell, the whole world will know about it!"

-Jethro Gibbs

"Dogs don't kill people, McGee. People kill people."
"No, people with dogs that kill people kill people."

-Abby Scuito and Timothy McGee

"NCIS? That anything like CSI?"
"Only if you're dyslexic."

-TSA and Anthony DiNozzo

"If the clothes make the man, what does that make McGee?"
"Male Nurse?"
"Aqua Smurf."

-Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David

"I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip!"

-Ziva David

"Remind me not to piss her off."
"DiNozzo, you have no idea."

-Tony DiNozzo and Jethro Gibbs

(Palmer falls down the hill)
"Nice hustle, Palmer."

-Tony DiNozzo

"I’ve never even been to your place and you are cooking dinner for McGee and the autopsy gremlin?! At what point did the earth come off its axis?"

-Tony DiNozzo

"Remember when we superglued McGee's face to his desk?"

-Tony DiNozzo

"You sure this is the stupidest thing you've ever done, DiNozzo?"

-Leroy Jethro Gibbs

(doing stretches) "We could be missing something."(bends over)
(checks out Ziva's behind)"Believe me, not from this angle."

-Ziva David and Tony DiNozzo

"Looked down and to the left... sure sign of a liar."
"That’s very good, DiNozzo."
"Thanks, Boss."
"Did Ziva teach you that?"

-Tony DiNozzo and Leroy Jethro Gibbs

"CHICK FIGHT!"

-Tony DiNozzo

"I made my astronaut costume out of one of his 3000 dollar designer ski suits."
"Ouch!"
"I don't think I sat down again until Christmas. (pause) Good times, Probie! Good times."

-Tony DiNozzo and Timothy McGee

"Ziva! Hey! What the hell are you doing?"
"I can disarm it."
"OK... Well, great. Let's go outside and talk about this!"
"If it detonates before EOD gets here, we'll lose evidence."
"Well, what a bummer! That would be a real shame. Ziva! ZIVA! This has to be the stupidest thing any human being has ever done!"
"Then why are you following me Tony?"
"I don't frickin' know!"

-Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David

"DiNozzo, stop eating the evidence!"

-Jethro Gibbs

Tony: "That was quick."
Gibbs: "You solved this case already DiNozzo?"
Tony: "No, it's my hundredth body. Hey, listen... you wouldn't mind taking a ... (see Gibbs stare) Sorry. It's a bad idea. It seemed less disgusting in my head."
Ziva: "Compared to what else is in there, I'm sure it was."

"What are you McDoing, McGee? I thought you already McDid that!"

-Tony DiNozzo

"The probie was probing last night, I demand he tell!"

-Tony DiNozzo

"Oh, McGee's getting some!"
"Get it out of your head, DiNozzo."

-Tony DiNozzo and Jethro Gibbs

McGee: "It's all fiction! Didn't you guys read the disclaimer in the front?"
Tony: "You believe that...Lisa?" (Ziva laughs)"Didn't think so. Have a nice life, Probie."

"You two done playing grab ass?"
"Oh, he started it."
"I'm ending it." (Grabs Deep Six) "Next person who mentions this book will be deep-sixed by me!"

-Gibbs and Ziva

McGee: Think Fornell would lie to Gibbs?
Ziva: If he felt he must.
Tony: Says the woman that is evasive to her friends about her vacation to Israel.
Ziva: I'm intrigued by how intrigued you are about this Tony.
Tony: And I am curious that you are curious that I am intrigued I am... What's his name?
Ziva: I don't believe I said I was actually seeing anyone. Although it would be pretty difficult to go to Israel and not see no one at all. It is quite populated you know.
Tony: That's cute. I don't see why you having trouble admitting to this. You were in Israel for four months. That's plenty of time to hook up with someone.
McGee: In that amount of time Tony would have hooked up with several someones.
Tony: Shut up.

"Whoa, my ninja."

-Tony DiNozzo

(Tony talking to the Marine at the body drop location, waiting for the M.E.)
Marine: How, many trucks you guys got?
Tony: Well you've already met Widow Woman and Spider Mike here (McGee nods and Ziva salutes) Rubber Ducky makes it a great big convoy, park it right there Love Machine! (holding his hands up for Palmer to stop in the M.E. van) We're gonna be rocking through the night here smokey.
Gibbs: DiNozzo, would rather not.
Tony: East bound and down Snow Man, Bandit out!
(Tony walking quickly to follow the Marine)
Tony: See what I did there? Pretty good, seamless transition from Convoy to...
Marine: (Cutting Tony off) Yep. Smokey and the Bandit, I got it. You - are - a - comic genius!
Tony: Thanks.
(Tony snaps pictures quickly capturing the Marines access code to the secure door, the Marine notices and looks at him Tony inverts the camera to take pictures of the edge of the roof)
Tony: You got some structural damage there, Deckert. That's from Blade Runner.

"Oof, that one hurt."
"No it didn't. Didn't we get our fill of lying and manipulation during the previous administration?"
"Look, I too had hoped that things would be different by now."
"I'd like to go up there and give Vance a piece of my mind."
"The way you're losing it, I don't think you'll have enough to spare!"
"Take that toothpick of his and shove it up a Sec-Nav cigar!"
laughs "You have had enough of this job, haven't you?"
"I like the job, I don't like the politics!"
"Well maybe if you had any military training, you would have learned to follow orders."
"What? Like you? We were given a direct order not to engage. I recall, that you were the first one to throw a punch."
"It was reflex!"
"Hm, really? Well what happened after that? Last thing I remember before the lights went out was you kimbo-slicing through a room full of guards, was THAT a reflex?"
"Yes! It was! Gun-shot went off! I saw YOU-"
"I'm tired of pretending."
"So am I."
-Tony and Ziva

on the phone
"Four hours! That is how long I have waited for your cable repair man. FOUR HOURS...Hah! Reschedule? So you can waste ANOTHER Saturday? UGH!" hangs up "Someone will DIE today."
-Ziva David

"I made my astronaut costume out of one of his 3000 dollar designer ski suits."
"Ouch!"
"I don't think I sat down again until Christmas. (pause) Good times, Probie! Good times."
-Tony DiNozzo and Timothy McGee

Whoever said nothing was impossible, obivously never tried to slam a revolving door.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.It's just yours is stupid.

God made man, and then said " I can do better than that," and made women.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your all the same.

Why do today what you could put off until tomarrow?

Evening News is where they begin with "Good evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls...

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Those funny copy and paste things.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover, tivalove

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile \

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing you butt off.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died")

If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?"

"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't - look !SHINY!"

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!