Hi, My name is SOMETHING I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU because this is the internet and I go by the pseudonym of Maunga Te Paroro, which means something like "Mountain Storm" in Maori. I'm a "teenager" that feels like they're "before their time", as I have a surprisingly large Vinyl/Record collection. I have a few friends, but I have to admit, I go on this website far less than any of them - most of my friends have a functional account on here as well as me and have far more writing on theirs than I do on mine - For instance the author known as RedRobyn2 is one of my friends and if you like Rick Riordan's stories or Batman, etc etc, you should enjoy her writing. Most of my stories will probably follow a romance theme, as I happen to be a "single" hormonal teenager with anuptaphobia who hates being single with a passion. If there was something I have always enjoyed, I would have to say it was music. Even though I'm probably terrible, I am a functional multi-instrumentalist (with a perhaps less functional brain) and am asked to help with musical projects in my home town on a regular basis, and I have always enjoyed listening to other people's music - I particularly enjoy The Beatles, the Electric Light Orchestra, Leonard Cohen, Elvis Presley, This is the kit, etc. One thing I do not enjoy is the (much overposted) "true friendship" quotes - they always make me feel lonely because I've never had a "proper" best friend - I've always been part of some form of group or, more commonly, a trio, and in my opinion, these quotes judge how good your friends are on completely ridiculous qualities. I, personally, judge my friends on who will still hang out and be kind to me when I'm having a really terrible time and am a complete s*head to them because they know that my mood is only temporary.

With any stories that I write, I would far prefer that no one flamed, but criticism is required for my improvement, so if anyone has any justified complaints, they are welcome to tell me so, and I will edit my stories accordingly.