You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy reading to notice there is no number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check and see if there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

Lol, that was too true. :)