Hi guys, I know I know, I make my account before summer and now I make my profile, my friends keep telling me that. But with summer starting and me going over seas (where, unfortunately, I didn’t have a computer) I had a lot going on in my head. And then when I finally came back, school was starting, so now that I’m finally settled, I’m up ,up, and away! To story land, anyway.

Sooooo, let’s start with my name:Lillian Spencer

Age:I just turned 14! Hooray!

Best Friends: *sound of drum beating*Madrigal Queen and *sound of drum beating again* roxy5000123

(madrigal queen: What’s with the false enthusiasm? She’s never this happy. roxy5000123: Never say never. me: I just skipped gra-ade! I just skipped a gra-ade! I just skipped a grade! roxy5000123: Why are you singing to the Blues Clues tune? me: *blushing madly* Oh, I was?)

Things I copied/pasted from Catfriend3000’s profile:

~If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile. (Naah)

~If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.(Yeah, my best friend)

~If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. (That’s why I’m doing it right)

~If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (I can’t think of my own things to put in my profile.)

~ If you’ve ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I did it for like 5 minutes or so, when the teacher said our class was the best in the school)

~If you've ever asked a really weird, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Yeah, to annoy my friends)

~If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (Naah)

~If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(I'm doing this aren't I)

~If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. (At 8’ in the morning, on a SATURDAY, so get me law.)

~If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yup, I hope my friends don’t see this, just kidding, they don’t really care.)

~If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yuppy)

~If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (Lill, Rox, and, Clai.)

~If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(Only in movies)

~If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.(Totally!)

~If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.

~If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (The popular kids in my school are actually really nice. But … duh… I hate the mean ones)

~If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.(Yeah just to annoy me)

~If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (A lot, when I get interrupted)

~If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.(I did that when I was like 7)

~Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them. (Not exactly, but I do sometimes )

~If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

~If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. (Yup, a tree.)

~If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (After watching this really weird space movie.)

~If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

~If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.(When the doctor asked, I was 11, and I was about to say 10)

~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. (Yup, when my math teacher gave us a lecture about talking while you’re eating is forbidden in our religion (and it isn’t))

~If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. (Only when my math teacher gives us the directions.)

~If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile(in a story my friend wrote about me)

~If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Whoa, was the word.)

~If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (I didn’t even write a story.)

~If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you hate taking medicine, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile. (That’s why I have glasses.)

~Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste

~If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

~If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.(And I’m proud of it!)

~Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!(It's dwarf PLANET, so technically it is a planet)

~If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (I don’t how much you like it.)

~If you have read my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

~If you are tired of copying and pasting things into your profile, don't even bother to copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

~If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile.

I'm going to finish writing my profile later. My best enmy is ringing the doorbell, and if he/she reads this, (Haha, I'm not telling you who!) I'm dead!!! (I'm not going to change that, it's too good)

These are some really funny things that you do to a pizza guy when you're ordering/paying.

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened".

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say "Surprise me". Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter "P"

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say "Hello" and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say "Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order".

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say "no mushrooms please". Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying "Please, don’t use that word".

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell "Aaarghhh"

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

I copied this from Madrigal Queen's profie.

Here's something I copied and pasted from Madrigal Queen's profile:

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (my mom hates it when I do that)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Of course.)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (AND the movies.)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Not exactly...)

Everything reminds you of the book. (OMG! All the time!!!)

You quote random lines all the time. (always!)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (My family/friends call me crazy for that!!!)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.(especially in math)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized. (Every single thing from the words to the punctaution)

You've read a book more than five times. (10.5 times is my record! And counting...)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (Yup. It was called Laura Ingalls: The First Four Years!)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!)