It looks really bad on paper: A young, poor student and not even a single one at that, falling for a much older chef. The idea of him is as bad as it is irresistible. Mostly ridiculous, angst-free, AH AU, E/B, May-December.

She wears fifties-style dresses and hangs out with hipsters, and I've loved her since day one. Entry for P.S. I Love You Contest. Won 3rd place judges vote. Oneshot.

Based upon 1009 from HP-Headcanons on Tumblr. Unedited, freewriting oneshot. Fluff. Scorose. Rated T for swearing & allusions to sex.

When Alice decides to get Bella and the Cullens together for a friendly innocent family movie night, a particular Disney classic has Edward curious about Bella's true feelings for him. He finds himself arguing with a classic Disney song: and the song was winning. A fluffy oneshot between new moon and Eclipse rated T for mild cursing and one innuendo.

So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010

Edward is the schools new perfect guy: smart, handsome, athletic and a gentleman. Bella is the girl of every guy’s dreams: beautiful, classy, sweet and intelligent. But the schools not big enough for 2 perfect juniors according to Bella.

Bella is changed by Laurent out of want, not by being attacked and three years later, While she and Jacob are at a movie theatre there she spots Edward. Wait! Who's the Blonde that's holding his hand? FUNNY humor & Romance. Disclaimer: Do not own Twilight

Rose Weasley finds herself volunteering at a kissing booth during the annual 'Fall of the Dark Lord' festival and much to her dismay, Scorpius Malfoy finds the situation compromising.

/Sequel to Wishes/A week after Edward's wish for Bella to become a child for one day, Edward becomes persistent in discovering what Bella wished for. On the quest to discover Bella's wish, Edward is humiliated by non other than his family.

When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/

Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.

Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.

Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.