Hola, salut, ciao, tag, привет! (Hi in Spanish, French, Italian, German, and Russian)

Hi, whoever is reading this! You can call me Rilly, Roo, Rilly Roo, Apple, Apple Pie, Bug, Stranger, or Obsessed Fan.

I needed an account I could obsess on, so I made this. Bienvenidos.

Back story on my story ideas:

I mostly come up with absolutely ridiculous humor or very heart-wrenching angst/tragedy. There's isn't much gray area between the two, though I've gotten a lot better at writing fluffly friendship/family stuff. My romance is...best left in the garbage can. Most of the ideas I actually write are a POV scene or filling in a scene that the book/TV show/movie neglected to. I'm okay at doing AUs but they are usually so long or convoluted I never end up finishing them. What I am a virtuoso at, but have never posted a Time Travel AUs, which I rarely even write, but plot out in immense detail.

Pros about what I write:

I have a very nearly professional writer who looks over my work before I post it.

I won't post anything if it isn't as perfect as I can possibly make it.

My humor is nothing but sheer ridiculousness.

My hurt/comfort is always touching.

My angst makes people want to rip their hair out and cry.

I make sure to stick to plausible (cannon) pairings.

Cons about what I write:

My OCs tend to turn out Mary-Sue-ish (Thank heavens I don't come up with many).

It is a rare thing when I write for something I'm not obsessed with.

My humor is nothing but sheer ridiculousness.

My angst makes people want to rip their hair out and cry.

I write a lot of violence/tragedy/heart-ripping-out-ness/physiological impairment

I mention many different copyrighted songs/books.

In the feels. Nuff said.

Major, major, con about what I write: I cannot write multi-chap fics. As seen below, they end up abandoned.

Policy on requests:

I've never gotten one from one of my readers, but I have from some friends of mine and I am always happy to consider it. If you do send one to me (by way of PM or review) I will look into it, but no guarantees on my writing. There are some things that I cannot for the life of me write, and other things that I won't write because of my moral code (i.e. smut).

Pairings I love:

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)

Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)

James Potter/Lily Evans (Harry Potter)

Natasha/Bucky (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Marinette/Adrien (Miraculous Ladybug)

Pairings I like:

Snow/Charming (Once Upon a Time)

Belle/Rumplestiltskin (Once Upon a Time)

Leia Organa/Han Solo (Star Wars)

Percy/Annabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Ladybug/Chat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug)

Pairings that I hate:

Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter)

Draco/Hermione (Harry Potter)

Mary Margaret/David (Once Upon a Time)

Rumplestiltskin/Regina (Once Upon a Time)

Luke/Leia (Star Wars)

Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

Thalia/Nico (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Loki/Natasha (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Bruce/Natasha (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Ladybug/Adrien (Miraculous Ladybug)

I do not ship any same-sex relationships and think it is disgusting when people pair family together.

BrOTPs I love:

Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)

The Marauders (Harry Potter)

Nico di Angelo & Jason Grace (Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus)

Jason Grace & Percy Jackson(Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus)

BrOTPs I like:

Ahsoka Tano & Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)

Commander Cody & Captain Rex (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

Harry Potter & Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

I also share another profile with my sister (who is a a far superior writer than I am). I'm Ann on that profile if you want to check out the fics I have posted there: ClosetFMAfan

LYFSGUD

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