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Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy, I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye."

Now you have two choices
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omgzl!! tat iz 2 sad :'( id cry at tat

Likz: anime (duh), ta putr, mi friends and familys, manga (also a duh), surprisingly skul (it ta only ting tat gets mi out of tis house... well

tat and evry otha weeknd wen iz get paid), movies, fud, stories, music, gum, ta boogie man evn tho if he doesnt start payn mi rent hes out

of ta closet, sleeping, tv, spring, summer, i onli lik witr 4 sledding and snowball fights, um swimming, uh mi dog and cat, nice animals tat wont bit mi,

santi clause, drawing, komui, neji, kyoya, outside, swimming, not getting sunburned, walking, being around ppl tat dont annoy mi, annoying ppl,

scaring ppl, getting new friends, playing video games, movies, bracelets, smart guys (preferably wit blak hair and glasses), thundr and

lightning, rain, storms, moon, stars, uh etc. etc.

hatez: younger brother, getting sik, being alon, sasuke, leveir (wanab hitlr dude of dgm), know it alls (or wat i lik 2 call tem smart asses), stuk up

brats, spoiled little brats tat tink tey can get ani ting tey want, bn called short, suicide ppl (just giv up on lif lik tat. Dnt flippn giv up on lif tat is exactly

wat it wants you 2 do! ya gotta mak sumtin out of urself and prov tat ur capabl of living it. wen lif gets tuff u kik its ass bi proving tat ur abl 2 liv n its

clueliness! lifes a bitch so u gotta b a bitch bak!), ppl who use drugs and wat not just 2 solv ter problems; 2 ez ta pain (it isnt going 2 help aniting!

it just gonna mak it wors! its just as bad as committing suicide!), kyoyas father, alys (mi friend) father, etc etc

top 5 anime:

1: Rouruni Kenshin

2: Ouran High School Host Club

3: D gray man

4: Kuroshitsuji

5: Inuyasha

top 10 manga:

1: Ouran High School Host Club

2: Trinity Blood

3: D gray Man

4: Kuroshitsuji

5: Fruits Basket

6: Naruto

7: One Piece

8: Bleach

9: Kamisama Hajimemashita

10: Hellsing

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Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a RED HEAD (ginger) so I MUST have no soul.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a RED HEAD so I MUST have a temper.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

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I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

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I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

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I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

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I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

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I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

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I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

Pick 10 characters from an anime/manga and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

Ouran High School Host Club
1 Tamaki
2 Kyoya
3 Haruhi
4 Hikaru
5 Karou
6 Huni
7 Mori
8 Renge
9 Bossa nova-kun

10 Nekozawa

1) If 1(Tamaki) woke you up in the middle of the night?
Beat him with a pillow for waking me up and breaking into my house.

2) If Number 2 (Kyoya) asked you to go out with him?
HELL YES! *faint*

3) Number 3(Haruhi) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
umm WTF?? GET OUT!

4) 4(Hikaru) announced he's going to marry 9(Bassanova-kun) tomorrow?
I always knew Bassanova was secretly homo. and NAME THE BABY AFTER ME! lmao

5) 5(Karou) cooked you dinner?
has he ever cooked? oh well free meal :)

6) 6(Huni) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
AWWW KAWII!!!!

7) If 7(Mori) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
how? he's so tall. can i sit on his shoulders like Huni?

8) 8(Renge) got into the hospital somehow?
quit pretending to be a nun!

9) 9(Bassa nova-kun) made fun of your friends?
*smack with frying pan*

10) 10(Nekozawa) ignored you all the time?
YAY noo creepy spells!!!

11) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1(Tamaki) do?
Tamaki "*hides behind me* kill her first! Spare I'm to beautiful to die!"

12) You're on a vacation with number 2(Kyoya) and manage to break your leg. What does 2(Kyoya) do?
Ridicule me and tell me how much of a klutz i am. then take me to one of his famous Ootori hospitals and make me pay the bill xp

13) It's your birthday. What will 3(Haruhi) give you?
Most likely nothing. or cookies?

14) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He was probably the one who started it from a prank.

15) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
laugh his butt off with Hikaru

16) You're about to marry number 10(Nekozawa) What's 6's(Huni) reaction?
WHY AM I MARRYING NEKOZAWA D'X!!! Huni would be confused by the marriage.

17) You got dumped by someone. How will 7(Mori) cheer you up?
He'd pat my head and give me a lolipop

18) You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8(Renge) calm you down?
She wouldn't. She'd make me even more angry and spread rumors

19) You compete in some tournament. How does 9(Bassanova) support you?
Depends what the tournament is.

20) You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Nekozawa) do?
He probably put some curse on me to make me laugh that much.

21) Number 1(Tanaki) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
idk thats very very very disturbing.

22) 2(Kyoya) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9(Bassanova). Your reaction?
K-koyyyyaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! D'= WHHHYYYYY!!? DID TAMA AND THE TWINS TELL YOU TO SAY THAT??

23) You're dating number 3(Haruhi) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
why am i dating HER eww. I rather be dating Kyo

24) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
what is everyones obsession with Bassanova-kun? he must'v taken some HOTTIE pill or something.

25) Will number 5(Kaoru) and 6(Huni) ever kiss?
No.

26) 6(Huni) appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
It's cuz he's so dang cute and cuddly. but breaking hearts? I could never see him doing that. He'd feel to bad.

27) You had a haircut and 7(Mori) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
He stares alot

28) Number 8(Renge) thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Shut. Up.

29) Number 9(Bassanova) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Sure

30) 10(Nekozawa) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
not very long. why does he need money? he's rich.

31) 1(Tamaki) offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Most likely no it's probably soap opera songs or the "backstreet boys"

32) 2(Kyoya) suddenly goes emo. How does 8(Renge) feel about this?
Kyoya wouldn't go emo. They're would be nothing in it for him to suddenly turn emo.

33) 3(haruhi) told 6 (Huni) she started her period.
Why would she tell him? and Huni would probably freak out and offer his Usa-chan in hopes that that will make her feel better somehow.

34) 4(Hikaru) slaps 9(Bassanova) with a fish for going out with 7(Mori).
o_O Mori and Bassanova?? and HA fish slap.

35) 5 (Karou) cusses 2(Kyoya) out in German. 3(Haruhi) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Actually I could see Karou cussing Kyoya out in German.. I think he took German as a class. and Haruhi would just walk away.

36) 6(Huni) got high.
he must have got those brownies from a iffy stranger.

37) 7(Mori) Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Tea party with Huni?

38) 8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
Pfft fangirl criticism. GET OVER IT!

39) 9(Bassanova) can't stand 1(Tamaki),so how does he/she get his revenge when he/she spills Soda all over him?
Kick the can competition?

40) 10(Nekozawa) starts working at a bar.
EHH? Why'd you leave Chucky chesse ?

41) 1(Tamaki) comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2(Kyoya).
How could mommy impregnate daddy?

42) Number 3(Haruhi) decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Sure.

43) 4(Hikaru) and 7(Mori) compete on DDR. Who wins?
Hikaru most likely

44) 5(Kaoru) is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
cops and robbers?

45) 6(Huni) and 1(Tamaki) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
They need more cake in the club

46) 7(Mori) stalks 9(Bassanova) home. 10(Nekozawa) sees this. What does he/she do?
Nekozawa wouldnt b outside.

47) 8(Renge) buys a computer. What is the first thing he/she does on it?
RPGing

48) Have you ever read a 6(Huni)/10(Nekozawa) fic? Do you want to?
No

49) Do you think 4(Hikaru) is hot? How hot?
Yeah not bad. Not my type but not bad. I prefer Kyo.

50) What would happen if 7(Mori) got 8(Renge) pregnant?
Pure chaos

51) Can you recall any fics about 9(Bassanova)?
Umm maybe like one where they mentioned him in it.

52) Would 2(Kyoya) and 6(Huni) make a good couple?
No.

53) 5(Kaoru)X9(Bassanova) or 5(Kaoru)X10(Nekozawa) ? Why?
Neither.

54) Make up a summary for a 3(Haruhi)/10(Nekozawa) fic
Nekozawa made a voodoo doll of Haruhi so he can control and keep her forever.

55) Is there any such thing as 1 X 8 fluff?
Umm not that ik of.

56) Suggest a title for a 4 X 7 hurt/comfort fic.
Lean on Me.

57) Does anyone on your friends list read 3 yet?
yes?

58) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 2 ?
yes

59) Would anyone on your friends list write 2 / 4 / 5 ?
Nope

60) If you wrote a Song-fic about 8 , what song would you choose?
Idk

61) When was the last time you read a fic about 5 ?
a month or so ago

62) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 2 and a brief unhappy affair with 10,then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Ok the only couple that made since in that was the Tamaki x Haruhi. all the others are just bull