my name is megan and i am 13 years old. i live in canada (cool eh?) and i am truly obsessed with criminal minds and all things related. but most of all i am an obsessive fangirl... im not really all that interesting...skipped grades 1 and 2 in elementary school, major in math, history, legal studies...and, (eeeep) psychology!

1. You write down all the interesting things you've learned form the show,funny quotes,sayings etc.
2. Sometimes you start thinking as a profiler lol
3. You'd looove to learn how to "read" people,like they do
4. You start to imagine new CM episodes when you are part of the cast.
5. You count your weeks not from Sundays to Sundays (or from Mondays to Mondays), but from the weekly CM episode to the next one, (wednesdays for me!) 6. When you think about the weekly CM episode as a sort of reward after having worked/studied all day.
7. You live in a different country and seriously consider staying up until 4 in the morning to try to watch the net upload as soon as possible.
8. You start thinking that the police could do with your help as clearly you are now profiler extraordinaire after re-watching every episode.
9. When you watch your favourite episodes you can quote along with the characters. 10. You imagine how you'd look in the opening sequence of the show. (I really do lol)
11. You love watching all the shows related to profiling,and you're usually able to figure out the motives and the profile of the criminal. 12. Jason Gideon did not leave. He just likes to hide under Aaron Hotchner's desk all the time.
13. You cried when Reid was kidnapped in Revelations
14. You keep having dreams in which you are in the show and it all seems so real
15. You NEVER make plans on a night when a new episode is on
16. If there is ever a marathon of Criminal Minds, you know three weeks in advance.
17.Being buried alive is now your worst fear.
18. When you are in a situation and you think, "What would Derek Morgan do?" You have the sudden urge to break down a door...
19.When Morgan and Garcia's "Conversations" are the highlight of your evening.
20.Every conversation you have always ends with Criminal Mids, no matter what topic you started with.
21.You (like Derek Morgan) believe Spencer Reid knows everything, no matter how much he says he doesn’t.
22.You know random facts about every character
23. When all your family, hang warning on doors, "DON"T DISTURB HER!, SHE's WATCHING HER SHOW!" 24. You relate anything anyone says to criminal minds
25. You've known the exact date and time for the season 5 premier for months
26. Reid has made you love nerds :)
27. No one even has to ask you what you're doing on the computer because they know it's CM related
28. You think Haley is a witch
29. you cried when the SUV blew up and hurt hotch in the season 3 closer
30. you love the episode 'somebody's watching' because Reid seems so awkward in it :)
31. you just want Morgan and Garcia to hook up already
32. You think of being a victim in the show and Morgan is the one who saves you
(and your life) :D 33- you have dreams where your part of the team and then feel like killing your parents when they wake you
34- you profile everyone in a grocery store or mall until your friend drags you away... there is something weird with someone buying 20 pounds if carrots...
35- you get in trouble in class when you are profiling your weird teacher and she asks a question and your concentrating to hard to reply
36-you know tons of CM quotes and put them in essays frequently
37- you can easily see yourself as one of the team
38- all you can do on a plane is compare it to the BAU jet
39- a door is locked and you look for Morgan
40- when you have a hard question on a test you think "what would Reid do"
41-Emily Prentiss or another character is your LIFE idol
42- you notice what your friends do and at first they got really creeped out that you were always watching
43- you feel the need to correct people when the wrongly judge someone behavior.
44- you NEVER plan things on CM nights
43- when someone creeps you out you immediately reach your hand to your hip to grab your "gun"
46- you have become slightly paranoid 47-you think Jack is a cutie
48-you know that morgan is actually just a giant, muscley teddy bear
49-You know that Hotch smiles all the time...on the inside...
50-whenever reid embarresses himself, you have the overwhelming urge to reach through the TV and give him a big hug 51. You really want to finally do the IQ test :)
52. You write down all of the types of serial killers,torturers,kidnappers etc (in the notebook mentioned above) and the thought that someone can see it and think that you're crazy kinda freaks you out.
53. You think that you are the happiest person alive,when you find links to watch the show on-line 54. The best nickname someone can give you is Babygirl! :D 55. when you hear about, for example, PTSD, you say you know very well what it is about.
56. when you are asked (typically by your parents): "Something interesting on tv, tonight?" and you answer, "Are you kidding?? obviously CM!!!" then, who asked gives you a weird look and shakes his/her head... (this happens to me every Friday night (CM night)!) 57. you think you've found your soul mate - Reid
58. you start to dress like Garcia
59. it's not a real quote unless someone on CM says it
60. you've been studying profiling in case they suddenly need a teenage girl on their team 61-you try to talk like reid and can't and everyone laughs at you
62-like reid, you throw a statistic in a conversation even if its not true
63-no one ever has to ask you anymore what your favorite show is
64-you dont go on a date with your boyfriend because there's a CM marathon
65-your expectations in guys are WAAY too high because of Reid :) 66) You now pour an excessive amount of sugar in your coffee after watching Reid make his.
67) You drink a lot more coffee than you used to.
68) You can't help throwing one of Reid's random statistics into everyday conversation.
69) You have most of the songs ever played on the show on your iPod.
70) You know question EVERYTHING.
71) You're starting to believe that everybody has a sinister motive behind every thing they do/say.
72) You can't help acting like Garcia when on the phone.
73) Being kidnapped is starting to look more appealing to you every time you watch the show.
74) You write FanFics 75. You have started to loooove putting random statistics into the conversation... And every time you do that you think of Reid,and how he would be very proud of you,if he could just see you. :)
76. When the show is on,you don't go anywhere,you don't moove,even if that means starvation... You only get up when the commercials starts.
77. Sometimes when you talk about the show,you get the "are you crazy" looks.
78. YOU ARE PROUD TO BE A CM ADDICT! :D
79. You have been waiting for hours until the latest episode is ready for watching... And you still are... *sigh*
80. You had a dream about chasing an unsub with the team down the stairs of your building.
81. One of the best things that can ever happen to you is to be hugged,carried etc. by Derek Morgan.
82. You wish that the characters from the show were real
83. The characters grew on you so much,that you start seeing them like family
84. You've just drank a cup of insanely sweet coffee,though you hate it.
85. You start to love babies because of Jack and Henry and to think it would be nice to have a baby like them in future.
86. You'd really like to have:
-two great sisters like JJ and Emily.
-a virtual friend like Garcia for chatting, playing online, etc.
-a cool friend like Elle to go shopping with (and even have Spanish lessons).
-a college colleague like Reid to study with.
-a strong older brother like Morgan.
-an uncle like Rossi or Gideon.
-a chief (at work) or an English teacher/professor (if you are a student like me) like Hotch!!! 87. You actually counted the hours and minutes until the new episode (lol i did that)
88. Spencer Reid is your Desktop Wallpaper
89. You plan on being Hotch's new wife
90. Whenever Haley comes on, you close your eyes and imagine Hotch talking to you instead.
91.Who cares about diabetes? Pfft. Glucose is energy, so there. (I always imagine Reid thinking this when Morgan makes fun of his sugar addiction)
92. And speaking of addiction, you and Reid will get through his rehab "together"
93. You made a CM tribute to kill time until the season premiere (XD)
94.You start seeing all murders in the newspaper as serial killers.
95. You laugh at the news when they wrongfully refer to someone as a serial killer. (done that haha)
96. Everynight you shove all your work aside for that one episode of CM, and feel empty inside when it's done (unless of couse i's a MARATHON hehe)
97. You have constantly exclaimed "IS HOTCH GUNNA DIE?!!?!"
98. You have plotted to mutliate any writer who dares to kill a character 99. You start screaming at someone if they talk during Criminal Minds
100. You use Criminal Minds quotes in everyday life
101. When you have to do a paper for school you use a Criminal Minds topic (I did Schizophrenia xD)
102. On a re-run ONLY you start throwing little pieces of paper/cookies at characters you don't like (*cough* Rossi)
103. At school when your friends are talking about something someone did you start going 'Oh my god, like that time Raphael hit Spence with wood? How uncalled for was that?' until they tell you that you should tell the counselor that this 'Spence' is being abused. (Has happened xD)
104. You start talking to the unsubs that have hurt a character as if they could hear you (I've given The Reaper a piece of my mind more than once ;D)
105. If your friends start up ENDLESS Twilight Talk and eventually get to Jasper you say that it sucks Amanda won over
106. When watching the Outsiders you start to ask Ponyboy why he stabbed Hotch and beat up Morgan 108. You cried watching the season premiere
109. You would do almost anything to guest-star in the show
110. You've done ALL (or almost all) of the things written here :D 111. You have a framed picture of a character (I have three xD)
112. You can recognize an episode by a random screencap / music from the beginning / quotes 113. You're never bored of watching the show,even if that means watching re-runs!
114. You know a million random fact and trivia about the show,cast and characters
115. You visit this site many times a day,to check for updates etc. 116. When you buy the $450.00 scrpit that was/is selling on Ebay (Script of Omnivore) (P.S. I was thinking of buying it, but then that would waste my Laptop funds 117. When you hold a Profile Notebook of your teachers and friends
118. When a teacher asks the class what's their fave. wed. show, and automatcally scream! Criminal minds.
120. When you walk into a conversation and sprout up facts about serial killers, hebophiles.
121. When you write an essay based on Serial Killers
122. When you do speeches about Serial Killers
123. When you start picking up your phone and saying "You have phoned the office of Superme Genius, Speak and be reconized"
124. When you are doing a Physic Test and thinking about Physic Magic could totally beat this.
125. When the majority of your conversations is about Criminal Minds at school.
126. When you printed out all the "Character Quotes" out of this website 127. That notebook,that you use to keep track of everything that you've learned from CM and other crime dramas will soon need to be replaced with a new one! :D
128. Your parents have recently had one of those " serious conversations" about your addiction to the show lol
129. You have a folder in your computer and iPod that is full of CM photos.
130. You talk about serial killers with such ease,that some people think that for you,it's just a normal thing that you like to talk about. 131-you wear mismatched socks all because of MGG/Reid :)
132-you shake your head sadly at the fact that all of these things are true
133-Everyone thinks your demented/sick for talking about serial killers with ease
134-You wake up at 4:00 am to watch any episode
135-You include something about Criminal Minds in EVERYTHING, even in school projects
136-The universe knows you like the show
137- You know the name of the episodes and you wacth them SEVERAL times
138-You most time daydreaming abouth the show
139- Cry when Reid recorded the message for his mother in "Amplification"
140- Cry in any sad Reid moment
141- You use all your money to buy something related with CM
142- You have alarms for every episode of the week, it doesnt matter if it is repetition
143- You know the name of real serial killers
144- Everytime you go somewhere you hope that the team is there
145- Most of the things you do in your free time are about CM
146- You prefer to watch an episode than doing a project/homework or studing for a test
147- You just watch some shows/movies because anyone of the actors appears
148- People around you is sick of CM just because you talk A LOT about it
149- You scream with anything that is similar with the show
150- A few minutes before the a new episode starts, you smile like an idiot in front of the tv
151- You get exited with any profile that you do
152- You know you have a strong adiction with the show
153- You argue with anyone that criticizes the show
154- You think the most important activity of the day is watching the show
155- You really really want to be part of the team
156- When you are mad with someone you call them UNSUBS