So what's up?
Got suuuuper bored and decided to check out my profile?
*le eyebrow raise*

Well normally I would try to entertain you with some self-deprecating humor, but not today!
No, today you just have to figure out who I am on your own.

I will tell you, however, that I don't think much of myself as a writer.
In fact, the only thing I can write well is poetry and this site isn't for poetry.
So while I have great ideas for stories, if you ever think you see anything of mine then you probably need to sit down and have a nice chat with your local patronizing therapist.

toodles!