The Rat Killer
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Joined 04-07-03, id: 366687, Profile Updated: 11-07-09

Hello, I am in the USMC, love it.

I've been on FF.net for quite some time and have read many fan fics, i basically consider myself a critic and to this day have never flamed anyone, nor will i ever. Constructive Criticism is what gets people motivated not a You suck emo Bad!

You probably notice that i don't have any, while i love reading, writing is not really what i'm good at. I just lose focus with it, i have great ideas if anyone wants to write them, but i myself cannot.

Basically this is the breakdown of what i like in HP Fics

H/Any female that is not 10 years older than him. Seriously Harry and Minnie? blegh!

Super Power Harry. Well done, not holy crap i have the power of a nuke in my hands but i'm going to act like an immature brat blah blah blah.

A good story. If your story moves me or is innovative i'll read it, reguardless of pairings.

And this is what i Hate in them

H/Male I am not homophobic at all i just can't see Harry turning that way especially with Snape...blegh!

A good story that is discontinued. Gets me everytime key example Harry Potter and the Order of Light, great story, Hiatus for 4 years now

Basically that about sums me up. Feel free to shoot me an e-mail for w/e I have beta'd quite a bit in my time, and enjoy getting the story before anyone else. Also i don't mind beta'ing something i don't like, a job is a job even if its for free.

Tschüs!

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,896 - Follows: 18,603 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 3,868 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Timeless by man in the shadows of bla reviews
I am going to do some serious rewrites on this story. I will not be changing the content but I need to edit this before I finish it. I am really unhappy with the way that the earlier chapters read. I will not be changing the story though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,774 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Heir of Blood by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood Prince. Harry and Blaise are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things promise to be just as exciting as their first year. Too bad their Defense teacher is another incompetent loser…Mafia Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,398 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of the Phoenix by LeTimbo reviews
My guess on what Harry's sixth year will be like. This started off as one of the first 6th year stories out there, but took a year or two break. Expect OWL results, advanced classes, Vodlemort, and more! Pretty much abandonded at this point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,564 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Complete
No One's Heard From Harry: The Conflict by Cole Pascal reviews
Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,632 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Like Water on Charcoal by flamingflight reviews
Someone other than Harry kills Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 8/8/2003
No One's Heard From Harry by Cole Pascal reviews
COMPLETEThe Weasley's are worried sick. Packages and letters to Harry just get returned unopened or smashed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,950 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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