Mortuarygirl86
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Joined 04-10-09, id: 1896294, Profile Updated: 01-13-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hello everyone. I am a 23 years old (or like I still tell everyone, Im 21.) I just graduated with my B.S. degree in Mortuary Science and on my way to being a funeral director. I love to read. Im addicted to fanfic and all things related to Twilight. Especially anything and everything Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson related. My obsession rivals that of a twelve year old and Im proud of it..lol... Im currently working on a story that hits very close to home and hope to have it up within the month.

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14867 - Favs: 13,034 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6463 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hangover by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, Very OCC. Based on the movie, The Hangover. Follower Bella, Rose and Alice as wake from a night of drinking with the worst hangover, only to find the bride, Victoria missing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9511 - Favs: 9,758 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeking Asylum by jeansnbling reviews
The Cullen Retreat was recruiting for a new psychiatrist, and Bella found herself accepting the job. The benefactors were quite a mystery, and the most intriguing was the youngest, most irritable son, Edward. AH/ANgst/Mystery/Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,951 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Sky by Word Ninja reviews
ON HIATUS-When Bella is suddenly left with a failing ranch, she's determined to make it on her own. But when her arrogant, gorgeous neighbor offers the help she needs, she has to decide; is saving her ranch worth losing herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,152 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Runaways by SimplyDazzling reviews
"What if your actions end up ruining someone's life? How do you pay for what you've done?" Events in the past have caused Edward to be broken. Bringing Bella into his dark life wasn't something he wanted to do, and yet, somehow was unavoidable. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,821 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Exterminator reviews
I opened the file to see autopsy photos of Rose and a golf club. I continued my skimming and notice there was a small note and the bottom of the report saying suspect eighth victim of The Exterminator. "Alice who's the Exterminator?" Please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raven's Port reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose are sisters who's mother is murdered. Edward, Jasper, Emmett are brothers with a dark family secret. All 6 of them are in grave danger. All human. M for mature content later. B/E A/J I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward