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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1891869, Profile Updated: 04-10-09

Okay, so, like "HI" UMMMMMMM I don't use "like" a lot or anything I'm smarter than that to use "like" every secoud word so yeah.

Just so y'all know I txt alot so you'll see alot of stuff from txting cuz I'm used to it typeing like that.

So one of my friends kept bugging me bout Fan Fiction .net untill i got on and read some storys (she also made me read twilight and i got hoocked (curse her) and like she kept pokking me till I did so here I am and so yeah) Finally I got fed up with tring to find some of my faves so i just made an accout.

I cut my hair a few weeks back (I al ready needed a hair cut) and it looks simalur to Alice Cullen now before it was really long and it looked crapy on me so finally i told my mom i wanted a hair cut luckly she was gonna go to the hair solon that and we got Jo Lee to cut my hire. it lookes so awesome but the front was to long so we went back to the shop and got another inch taken off. it looks better but i need to go get it cut again. and some layers would be good. THANK YOU Jo Lee for all that you've done for me!!


Ummmmm i guess y'all are woundering why i cut my hair lie ALICE well i wouldn't i won't to its a cute look for me by the way i was also trying to impress the guy i have a crush on ( i hope he doesn't find this cuz some of my 'friends' to;d him and i started blushing so he new that they wern't lying (god why can't i be a VAMPIRE!) and tghe next day he asked me if wat he heard was true although he allready knew the answer i said no ( god i'm stupid)

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Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Till Death Do Us Part by felblossom reviews
Edward and Bella's wedding - and beyond
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alice in Wonderland by Frightening Little Monster reviews
Alice's birthday is a few days away, and the Cullens are planning her a surprise party! To get everything done, they send Alice away from the house with Bella on a shopping spree! Very Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
High School Again by for sure reviews
50 years after Breaking Dawn and the Cullens are back at Forks High! The Cullens can handle Forks High, but can Forks High handle them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009
Go Ask Alice by Ember411 reviews
Funny. Just read.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gentlemen Boot Camp: Rosalie Hale Style by aminea88 reviews
Rosalie's parents are coming over to Emmett's house for Christmas dinner this year. Will Emmett be able to become the perfect gentleman to impress Rose's parents in time for their visit? All Human Oneshot. EmXR Co-written with AlyssaLutz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
61 MORE things Bella Swan is NOT alloud to do! by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
From the creater of 61 one things bella swan is not aloud to do is its sequel...61 MORE Things she is not aloud to do. As for where this comes from....im insane...I don't know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
61 things Bella Swan is NOT allowed to do! by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Inspired by the indifferent child of earth's 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do..comes 61 things Bella Swan is not allowed to do. One shot! May be sequels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
41 Things Emmett Cullen Must Not Do by Shikamaru's Shadows reviews
Self-explanatory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
22 Things Alice Cullen is not Allowed to Do by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
Just like Emmett, there are things Alice isnt allowed to do. Yes this was already up but I was informed about a mistake I made so I fixed it and put it back up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Alice - Complete
24 Things Emmett is not Allowed to do Ever by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
The title tells you everything. Also instead of expanding on this list I am going to make a list of things each Cullen cant do. Ex: Edward is not allowed to, Alice is not allowed to, ect.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Fighting the Flu by Gun toten Girly reviews
-Oneshot- Bella is seeing strange things. Edwards prancing in tutus, Spanish ramblings, and burrito holds. Can the flu get any worse for her? Or will she have to face Betty Botter in a show down? Edward/Bella fluff, Humor
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rules for Emmett Cullen by Kelsey Goode reviews
Rules of things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do! Very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Through the Eyes of Alice Cullen by Nostalgicmiss reviews
This is the Twilight story through Alice's Eyes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,049 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Alice - Complete
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete