H E L L O
the name is Jordan
remember that.

ME AND MY EVIL FRIENDS COME UP WITH EVIL PLANS.
especially to RULE YOU ALL.

Heh, jaykay.

I likes to use big words.
alot.

Some of my friends call me annoying. I've heard beautiful once or twice (don't believe it though), and random, weird, childish.
I just prefer to say that the definition of Jordan, is Jordan.
And that would be that.

my mains include:

gabrielle; my asianese, 'john tucker' hating, gorgeous, sweetie piee.
ashley; my mexiCAN/italiano ;D bestiee.
cynthia; so quiet, yet sooo prettyfulll.
shayla; my jelly. pb
arieanna; violent. love hers.
roger; can i say man-whore? known him since 4th grade :D
haleigh; my ONLY hawaiian bestie, who i've loved since kindergarten
courtney; omgg, ilovethischicka.
arvin; smarticalparticalpants. my bubbleman. :D

SOME RANDOM QUOTES I FELL IN LOVE WITH:

I'm the kind of person who would walk into a chair, and apologize.
I'm not RANDOM, I just have many THOUGHTS
Everyone has a wild side. Me and my friends just prefer to show our in public.
Me and my friends are so cool. We get high off of scratch and sniff stickers
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
May I please borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.

Whoo. So, I guess I'm a freak.
Everyone I know has learned to live with it, you need to, too.