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Name: Kelly

Age: 16

Things I like: Mythology, Watching Anime/manga, Reading Fanfiction, Hot guys (lol), Hanging out with friends, Trying new things, Dancing, Spring

Things I hate: Sea food, Uptight and annoying people, Reading stories with horrible grammar

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination!

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

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If Shino is your favorite character, and you are sad that he doesn't get enough air time or recognition, put this into your profile. (Well, he's not my ULTIMATE fave, but he's one of my faves.)

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:If you don't like Neji-Hina copy this into your profile.:

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

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If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off

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if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!)

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Copy and paste the bunny to your profile in order to help it gain world domination.

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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Pink Crescent Moon,
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Check this out...

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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Like A Boy by babe201 reviews
Sakura Haruno is tired of seeing her older twin brother coming home with bruises and cuts. But what happens after she agrees to defend him and the worst part is... it's in an all boys boarding school. SasukxSaku! M for Later Lemons A little Humor *UPDATED!* XD NO FLAMES THEY WILL BE REPORTED OR DELETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,462 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,528 - Follows: 8,587 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Clandestine Heart by ChaoticIrony reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Lessons by edwardsothalova reviews
Edward Cullen is a freelancing musician. Bella is a middle school English teacher. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella’s students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. Guess who her teacher is? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/5/2008
Stating the Obvious by DementedPoet reviews
Sequel to Take Your Pick: Sakura's pregnant with twins and now that Itachi is back doing missions how is she going to deal without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
My Favorite Accident by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,848 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5896 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Guarding the pool by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella gets sent to New Hampshire for the summer to prove she is ready to go to college there. She is to work at the local pool as a lifeguard with her moms college roommate and her kids, who ensure Bella's summer is anything but ordinary. All Human. E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Could Have Been by XhexaniaRose reviews
15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Year Two of Forever by MyBella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4927 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Our Little Man by MyBella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Togetherish by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sakura had always wondered why he always waited for her before leaving, or why he turned down offers of much prettier girls for a night of passion -only to spend it with her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,721 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Shadow and The Womanizer by BritCat - Twilight Sassenach reviews
Bella has been hurt and is hiding a secret. Edward and his vampire family have theirs of course. Canon Pairings. Differences: Vampires don't sparkle, they live in California, Bella doesn't smell irresistible to Edward, and she actually has talent. M: dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,359 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Just a Bet by dress up romance xx reviews
Bella is the new arrival in Forks, best known to the male population as FRESH MEAT. Edward Cullen is infamous for his way with the ladies, so his friends decide to challenge his charm. Can he win their money or will he fail miserably? Bella isn’t as innoc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,500 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 4,112 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DA Revelations Episode 6: Instinct by AngelExposed reviews
It's Christmas eve! Remy goes last minute shopping while the women in the mansion begin to feel concern for Remy's state of mind. Read and Review please! :D
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The Fairytale Continues by MyBella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Unwanted Desire by UchihaSanNin reviews
Sasuke FINALLY attacks Konoha. But the village isnt his target. The elders. Sakura. He takes what he wants, and flees to Otogakure. Sakura is enraged. She s his prisoner; his pet; plaything. How can the Konoha Cherry Blossom escape this one? Updating!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take Care by Resiliency reviews
AU, All human. Bella's looking for a summer job and the Cullens are looking for a live-in nanny for the 2 youngest Cullen kids. But Bella finds more than just a decent paycheck at her new job. She finds a best friend, new opportunities, and... true love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,255 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
La Tua Cantante by Ephemeralityx reviews
Right after Edward leaves, Bella gets into a car crash. She has amnesia and does not remember anyone at all; not her family, not her friends, and not even her soul mate. Will Edward continue to stay away and let her live a normal life as he wanted her to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
OOPS, There Goes My Shirt by dress up romance xx reviews
It’s finally their senior year! Bella and Alice attend Trinity’s All-Girl Conservatory. When the girls get invited to the biggest party of the year at St. John’s Christian Academy for Boys the girls are psyched. But what happens when Bella gets a little o
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,015 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Master and Mistress by Attama Ryuuken reviews
When he left Konoha, she was at his side. He, the master, her, his slightly reclusive mistress. Five years later, Sakura struggles to handle her two small boys and their father's ever growing lust. *Note* I've ran into a block in this story*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,128 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Want Her by JaiPrincess9487 reviews
He got his heart broken and vowed to never get into a serious relationship again. She was a good girl that came from country wanting a city's education. When they meet desires flares and bets are made. What will happen to our famous duo? Check out summary
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 122,249 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete