Hello my name is Clayton

If you couldn't figure it out from the name I'm a guy.

I was born in 1987 because I don't feel like telling you my age because the damn number changes every year so just saying 1987 is easier.

I'm a Chevy boy so I hate Ford, and I'm quickly losing what little respect I have for Dodge

When it comes to TV I'm into: Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Chuck, Corner Gas, Dukes of Hazzard, Red Green, Futurama, Trailer Park Boys, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Seinfeld, Mythbusters, Rescue Me, Cheers.

My favorite movies are: Strange Brew, Star Wars, the first 3 Indiana Jones movies, 3:10 to Yuma, October Sky, Dirty Harry, Without a Paddle, Spaceballs, Blazing saddles, Men in Tights, The Untouchables, Thank You for Smoking, Full Metal Jacket, 2001, Tron, Happy Gilmore, every James Bond movie even the one with George Lazenby, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Star Trek XI, The Punisher, Spider Man 1&2, X Men 1&2, Iron Man, In a Scanner Darkly, Zombieland, Starship Troopers.

Music: AC/DC, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Airbourne, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Alice Cooper, Nazareth, The Beatles, Hinder, Motley Crüe, The Hollies, David Wilcox, Boston, Chickenfoot (Sammy Hagar's latest band), Rush, CSNY, Guns N' Roses, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Judas Preist, Metallica, Def Leppard, Neil Young, Cheap Trick, The Runaways, The Allman Brothers Band, BTO, Big & Rich, Paul Brandt, Corb Lund Band, Brad Paisley, Garth Brooks, The Roadhammers, Bon Jovi, Cledus T. Judd, Bob Rivers and Weird Al

Comic Books: X-men, The Avengers, Doctor Strange (seriously he should have had a movie before Thor) MAX comics' Punisher, Spider Man, Deadpool.

Video Games: Mass Effect, Ace Combat, Halo, Need for Speed, Metal Gear Solid, Knights of the Old Republic I, Red Dead Redemption, Forza III, Portal/Half Life

Also I think Red vs. Blue wins the internet.

I'm also really good at starting things but not so good at finishing them, usually I'll start writing something then get distracted or have a ton of work that needs to be done and by the time I get back to it, my mind has gone of on a completely different tangent, maybe I should just try writing one shots, because my attention span just can't handle much more than that.