Hello there, my lovely cheerubs. I see you have stumbled across the dark caves of my profile page . . .

Now, why are you here? Perhaps . . . could it be . . . ? No, of course not. You couldn't have been flamed by me, right? Oh, wait, you have? Dearie me, I do hope I haven't hurt your feelings. There, there, sweet little fanfiction.net writer; I didn't mean what I said. No, of course your story is the greatest thing in the world. Yes, you'll write the next great American novel, no promblemo! What was I thinking?

Reality time - not quite yet.

If I flamed you, it's because I genuinely think that your writing needs work. I am not bouncing around just to piss people off; my goal on this account is to help writers develop their craft and to bring up the average quality of fanfiction in general. If you have a complaint, do feel free to send me a PM or whatnot. I'll hear you out - but only if you're sensible.

Flamer's Profile:

Style: The Rock

- I say what I think, without holding back. Your ego can take a blow or two, can't it?

Targets:

1.) Characterization (i.e. OOC characters, Mary Sue's, Gary Stu's, self-inserts, etc.)

2.) Realistic Quality (is there too much deus ex machina?)

3.) Effort (Honestly, if you're not going to use spell-check, what's the point in you ever picking up the pen in the first place?)

Pet Peeves

1.) Mary Sue's, Gary Stu's, self-inserts.

2.) Porn Without Plot.

3.) Chat speak.

And I promise, on my honor as a flamer, that I WILL NOT ever attack you as a person. I criticize your writing, not you.

Oh, and by the way, this is a second account. My original - where I upload my own stories - is KiraKira-Kirimi. I have this second account to redirect angry messages away from my main inbox.