'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, sent away and conditioned into soldiers for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems. c36 progress:3/5

Lily and Angel, those two lovable gamers from the first two Tormentors fics, have been magically transported to the land of Hyrule to annoy Link even more. However, when one of them is captured, Link and the remaining girl must team up to save the other...

Do you hate a certain character in Brawl and Marth's Final Smash on them over and over again isn't cutting it? Then torture them here! NOW REBOOTED!

"Sitting on the curb in the parking lot, she sniffled, and wiped at her eyes. She'd known the risks. But it still didn't make her feel any less disappointed." A series of oneshots about Tratie. Read and Review, little biscuits!

One day, Firestar decided to eat someone... this leads to a very hard habit to break. Firestar has turned cannibalistic. Will it drive him mad or will he eventually eat everyone? This story is complete, after 7 years.

Haru considered her friend. Yes, it was definitely Chrome-chan, even if she was 10 years older. But it was a little shocking to see her ram her trident into Hibari-san's stomach as if she did it every day. 1896, 5986, & 27K.

When the Smashers aren't allowed to fight, how do they fend off boredom? Follow the brave Dedede and pals as they try to stop the house from blowing up... again. *Warning, may contain bad humor* Back by popular request...sorta

In which Leo sings an awkward song in the shower, and the other six prophecy demigods question many of their life decisions. / Chapter 11: "She probably looked beautiful, too, but Percy didn't notice because he was too scared of the positively murderous expression on her face."

I guess if there's one thing I've learned, it's that we all have our images to hide behind. It's like inviting someone into a museum to look at all of the pretty paintings of fake people, because it's not often that you meet someone who wants to take the picture down and look past the lies at what's waiting behind it. And that includes yourself.

For all the gentleness in his nature, Makoto reveals a very different side to him in bed. MakoHaru. One-shot.

Midorima Shintarou records his life, his loves, his loathes and his ingrained fear of his mother's cooking. No pairings.

In which Lal destroys the training room because of a certain idiot who goes 'kora' and everyone is concerned. Oh, did I say everyone? I meant Luce. Just Luce. Everyone else is just tired of watching soap commercials.

Under the blue sky of their youth, Haruka gives away his first kiss. MakoxHaru

Prussia is thinking about Hungary...he's read Romeo and Juliet too many times XP He wants to be with her, but she's getting married. Can he work up the courage to say something before it's too late?

Sword and Blade always worked alongside with Meta Knight, so Meta Knight decides to give them a vacation, whether they want to or not. Season 2: Meta Knight is on a vacation: What will the knights do in the castle? how will Meta Knight survive the cappys?

Ever since he had noticed the difference between boys and girls, Makoto had noticed Haru more than anyone else.

A thief wanders into a small town, and ends up stealing a lot more than a few jewels. Thief!Eren Cop!Rivaille; AU.

"I'm not moving." Alfred F. Jones clung stubbornly to that street corner, her name scrawled on the faded photograph. America/Belarus. AmeBel. Song-fic: The Man Who Can't Be Moved. Part of "the script" series.

Jojen watches Bran while he sleeps and Bran is understandably a little concerned by that.

Caveat lector. Just when you think you have reached the summit, another mountain appears. Once nameless, once called 'Boy', he finds fame as Dracule Mihawk. Part XV: Having encountered pirates of all kinds, Mihawk meets his match in the Blind-eye pirates and a prediction of certain death.

It wasn't even that nice of a chair. Implied Percy/Jason.

Leaf thinks about her beginnings, her reasons for continuing to race after his shadow, and comes upon a rather comforting conclusion. LeafXRed

Zojja didn't mind the fact that Snaff was in a relationship. It was his choice of partner that bothered her. AU. Crackfic.

A collection of humorous KnB short stories: Kuroko unwittingly becomes a superhero, Kagami gets a secret admirer, we finally meet Kuroko's parents, and more.

You are a Witch, they told me.

You just lost. A collection of humorous random one-shots about life at Brawl with some short arcs throughout, mostly following the older teenagers around as they go through average and not-so-average problems of life. Originally completely random fluff, it has miraculously evolved to a higher meaning and now includes a full spectrum of emotion. Lots of character development. Enjoy.

Okita asks Kagura out to dinner one Wednesday morning. Short drabble written for a fanfiction meme on tumblr. Pairing okikagu Rated T for language and Okita being kinky. Enjoy!

Things are looking dire for the Generation of Homos, but Akashi has a plan.

On their first meeting Gamzee sees a girl that's all miracles. Rose isn't quite sure what she sees in return.

...and the two-minute drill with which we cross them. Eyeshield is a wealth of beautiful things, inadequately expressed here in a series of one-shots. 8: Define Potential—Shogun brings out the best in Shin, then asks for better. Shin obliges. Family/team feelings

Riko and Momoi talk. Sometimes the enemy of an enemy can be something like a friend.

'Coolkids don't get shoved in lockers,' you think with venom as you continue to shove ineffectually against the metal door holding you snuggly in your ass scented box.

Seven basketball-playing prodigies, seven different realities, and one long-suffering girl. Aida/MiraGen, in order from red to black.

There are two boys that command Riko's admiration. The first loses it. The second helps the first gain it back. Riko's life really isn't a basketball match, but sometimes it might as well be one. Riko/Hyuuga, Riko/Kiyoshi.

Yes, another 'Hetalia manual' fanfic. I have jumped on the bandwagon. How is one college student going to handle the chaos one little pop-up offer can bring?

Kise's earned a new, less-than-conventional nickname after the display of his abilities in the most recent match. Crack!fic.

You are Karkat Vantas. Right now your life depends on an unknown ancestor, your matesprit, and the Dave human. Frankly, death seems a lot more tolerable. Karkat x Terezi.

his hair was just so red. it felt like singing. -claire/chane

Oneshots in the Hearth AU. Chapter Seventeen: Maddox does some really weird things. Vash does not always approve. These sentences state the obvious.

A short glimpse into a younger Bro's life.

The adventure continues in a dark turn in the tale of Destiny's woes. The crew was cornered until a mysterious figure arrives. Who is this mysterious being, and what do they want? Newest Chapter: Changes!

In which Luke plans a romantic day for Percy, only to find that a certain son of Poseidon is too lazy to get out of bed. Luckily, they improvise and don't let the day go to waste. Another Luke\Percy. Slash, of course.

When Kyoko and Haru realized that Chrome had a "weak spot" around boys, they decided to create a small dating show, with Chrome as the "bachelorette" and every single damn male in the cast of KHR as the contestants. Many pairings.

Let's face it - all of decent guys out there are either taken, in hiding or non-existent. That's exactly how it was. Well, until they all magically appeared at once... right after her Vlog was hijacked by her lovely best friend. RoxasXNamine AU

John knows better than to hang around after school, but when an experiment keeps him late one day, he falls victim to the local bullies. DaveJohn oneshot. High school AU

Gamzee and Dave find the things between them hard to let go of; a black romance runs one of its possible natural courses.

It's the 41st Quarter Quell, and 24 trolls are split into two groups of 12 to be pitted against each other in the arena and fight to the death. But with alliances formed between teams, who will be the last troll standing? Multiperspective, 2nd person pov.

Au-ish; Antonio forgets that behind Natalia's seemingly emotionless countenance is a flame of passion waiting to be kindled.

Every time his heart beats, you hear it under your ear, and there's a pulse of the aroma of his blood, warm and thick and sweet, like cherry syrup.

Some loves are so powerful they can transcend universes. Pale Mom/Bro and Roxy/Dirk. Written for the kink meme.

Every Hunger Games is filled with trauma. The 48th is certainly no exception in making all those involved terrified, disturbed, and miserable. *Crossover: Some of the tributes bear quite a resemblance to countries we know... Third story of Brutal series.

Tomorrow you will do what has to be done. But today you are thirteen years old again...and you are alone. /AU. Jade'centric. Oneshot.\

Sollux held that beating pulse in his hands so tight that it slipped away in his fingers. It's a shame the pulse died too late.

27K, 5986. Once upon a time, Haru and Kyoko stop waiting to be saved, and meet the boys halfway. / A coming-of-age story.

It's crazy, the kinds of stuff you come up with when you're all alone. /AU. John-centric. Re-uploaded, slightly expanded. Oneshot.\

Your name is Dave Strider, and you have lost everything. /Davesprite'centric. Oneshot.\

Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.

Fon's choice of representative isn't someone anyone else would expect. Romano and Japan are not pleased. Spoilers for chapter 354. "China, I choose you!" Romano's mouth gets a rating of its own.

One: In which Giotto is to blame for little Tsuna's unconventional first word. Two: In which some of Giotto's Guardians make a good first impression. The others…not so much.

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

America revisits the sites of Washington D.C. with a little tourist in tow, and reflects the heavy costs that history had demanded.

This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.

"When Chell stumbled out of the lift, there was the blue of the sky and the white of the clouds." One-shot written for the Portal Kink Meme; post-Portal 2.

Is there no place we can meet?

He loved watching her dance in the wind like a ribbon when fighting, killing, ripping their enemies' bodies apart. And when she thrust the perfect replica of a trident through a man's heart, he knew this would be his woman. TYL! Xanxus/Chrome

Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.

Even though Alfred has been crushing on Natalia for years, he doesn't know whether he'll be able to last through all of the nine innings that make up America's pastime. He probably should've taken her to a soccer game. Much shorter. AmericaxBelarus

Arthur could not forget her. AU

In this new life of coldness and brutality and dirt, the black-haired boy means nothing to him - at first. AU, slash, Luke/Percy. After last book, Luke-centric, one-shot.

England and America go to McDonalds. France appears. The best USUK story ever. This is a joke poking fun at some of the fanfics out there.

Four time Jaime Lannister tells Brienne of Tarth exactly what he thinks before they ride into battle and one time he doesn't.

Chell and Wheatley are fairly close to having sex when they're interrupted. Please don't shoot me. Oneshot sequel to "Games."

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Ficletts set to random prompts set to my mania-ridden mind set to The Infernal Devices. Multiple pairings, but mostly Tessa-centric. T for language and... general mind numbingness. Yeah.

What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!

Just for fun. Bored, GLaDOS decides to fetch Wheatley from space for a quick, meaningless test. No, seriously. It's fun to be needlessly cruel.

Aperture isn't the same after Chell leaves. Drabble.

You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube faster than any other test subject on record...because you were the ONLY test subject on record. Congratulations.

She has so many gifts these days. -Chane, Claire

"All of us are wanderers on life's great journey. It's okay to change paths as often as you like – every step is progress." Red ponders the path he has taken in life and his time atop Mt. Silver. Hints of Red/Leaf, HGSS. One-shot.

if you're one of us, then roll with us.

When Master Hand decides to host a talk show to interview the Brawlers, he hires Roy and the other Melee rejects to host the show. Warning: Random insanity ensues. Current character: Meta Knight.

'"The people you love will always come back to you," she whispers, and he pretends they aren't waiting for someone who might never return.' Tsuna and his friends are gone for longer than they realise, and everyone around them begins to remember the future. Angst/fluff/crack alternation, no pairings.

Lambo has lived his life in the wrong order. But sometimes, it's okay.

This is the least she can do. –hints Chrome/Yamamoto. TYL/TYE.

The four times Prussia and Hungary forget they love one another, and the one time they both remember.

Lovina gets a very unexpected visit on her day off from someone who she knows has been dead for a long time. And by a long time, she means four hundred years. Fem!Romano.

Hey babydoll, how are you liking your days in NYC?

She can feel energy and magic rushing through her blood like fire, warming her up in a way she sorely missed. \\ Sadie meets someone unexpected in a graveyard.

She watches as the others live in their sunny little world together, unable to join, before she realises she has one of her own. Post-TYL Hibari/Chrome somewhat

They were playing a game; a private one, where Mukuro is the grand puppeteer, and Fran is the willing kid who takes the front seat to watch the carnage. Fran and Mukuro, just before the Varia comes into the picture.

Creative title, right? A Drabbly-Oneshot-Type-THING for every letter of the alphabet. MOAR CREATIVITY! XD Mostly crack, but a bunch of different pairings, granted most are Tessiam, then Jessa, or a few where you decide for yourself . You know the drill.

In which Fran is oblivious, everyone is in utter disbelief at his obliviousness, and Squalo drives himself into a river. CRACK-SPANK. Rated for blatant perversion and dirty humor, language, and general Varia shenanigans. Enjoy kids !

Karkat Vantas is broken, and you have made it your mission to fix him. For Captchalogue. Karkat/Terezi. Swearing.

Well, this certainly explained things. -Mukuro, Chrome, Julie Katou. Crack-fic. For KHRfest.

"All right," Rachel says. "So tell me. How's Percy in the sack?"

Stop me if you've heard this one before. A Spaniard and a Japanese mafioso walk into a bar and bemoan their easily enraged partners... Implied Spamano/8059. Written for Yamamoto's birthday crossover challenge.

A beast stayed hidden inside this young man known as Lass, well-controlled and kept back for a personal reason soon to be found out. Then came this certain day... The worst or best may come to Arme after unraveling this certain beast.

AU:Demons co-exist with humans in an uneasy truce.Abigail Kirkland is just an average human who wants to live a normal life.So why are all these ridiculously hot men saying that she's theirs?And just what is a mating bond?FemEnglandXHarem rating may go up

A chance meeting turns into a fiery romance between two extremely unlikely nations, and as the two grow closer, their developing relationship threatens to be the catalyst to the next world war. "Antonio, he will kill you." "I'd like to see him try." - Spain/Belarus/Russia. - DISCONTINUED.

and who was to say that they were - weren't - in love? ―— belarus/norway. rated for safety.

In which Google Chrome hates her name, Hibird is Kyoya's nephew and Mukuro just wants to know why the hell his name is Japanese when he's supposedly Italian. 6996/B26 if you squint. Written for April Fools' Day.

Rose Lalonde is not familiar with adults. But she knows they aren't supposed to be this nice, dammit! John/Rose, a response to a Captchalogue request

In which Travis is jealous of Connor and Katie flirting, Katie wants to just let her feelings take over, and Connor has a secret plan that has them all dating at the same time. Connor/Katie/Travis threesome.

The conductor is a lonely person. The conductor is a sinful, sinful woman. But let me ask you, who is the conductor? T for twincest. Miku/Mikuo Len/Rin

Gakuen Hetalia AU. Follow the lives of just some regular Hetalia High teens in highschool - Through text messages, IM's, Facebook, and any other electronic means of communication! Will probably be lots of pairings later on. Human names used. Chapter 10!

Belphegor walks in on Fran doing something possibly anatomically impossible, and offers his valuable assistance. Dialogue-heavy.

Giotto recruits a new guardian, G suffers. That's pretty much how these things work.

All dialogue one-shot. -Yeah, but you live one story above me. Why are you asking me for sugar? What happened to your neighbors?-

Marie Susanne was just an abnormally perfect demigod. But when she finally finds her destiny, something is wrong. Mary Sues are loathed, persecuted against! Can Marie use her unrealistic wit and power to discover why everyone seems to hate her?

Post WWIII AU They were the pride of their countries; the young, elite team known as The Nations during World War III- until they were captured. Years later, they're all still friends and reunite every Christmas to celebrate their lives.

Hungary and Prussia contemplate the price they must pay for their children and their family.

In the darkened cabin of a ship the conquistador marks the pirate queen as his for all time. She belongs to him, no matter what and no-one will take her from him. She is his and he is hers. SpainXFem!England

When young Peter Kirkland finds himself sick in bed, his "parents" read him a story to pass time. And through a fairytale full of sports, fencing, fighting, tortures, revenge, giants, pirates, escapes, and miracles, Peter learns the power of true love.

Zelda, Marth, Roy, Link, Young Link and Pichu all go on a road trip after making a deal with Peach. But what is the deal? And what does it have to do with cake? Zelda/Marth pairing. Rated for some language and other stuff.

How would I describe the 45th Hunger Games? A myraid of shifting alliances, brutal deaths, hopeless romances... In one word, horrible. *Crossover: Some of the tributes bear quite a resemblance to countries we know... Sequel to Brutal.

A Mafia boss that could potientally destroy Mikado's life makes him an offer...

A deeper look into the minds and secrets of the Warriors cats. You might be surprised what you find... Rated T for safety.

One of Sora's hands flew to scratch his head, and his eyes darted nervously to Goofy, to Donald, to the treasure chest in the corner, and then finally back to Mulan. "Uh, I'm gonna need that bandanna back," he said, pointing to Mulan's accessory.

Eight years are a long time. Especially if you are frozen in a block of ice and can't move. Because Xanxus was conscious the whole time, thank you very much. Oneshot.

She looks into the mirror and wonders who that little girl is. Slight Liechtenstein x Iceland.

In the end, she realized some things were better kept secrets. LassxArmeish

That kind of women simply didn't walk into places like this, except possibly in poor jokes. 1896.

Red has an easier time thinking about Leaf when she isn't around. But things don't always remain the same, and home is now harder to define and frame. — RedLeaf.

Natalia leaves her past behind along with her love for Ivan...literally! But when she decides to go travelling, she definitely didn't see Alfred coming her way. Alfred x Natalia America x Belarus

When it comes to England, there doesn't seem to be much of a difference between the two options. One-shot. Inspired by Eddie Izzard.

The Hunger Games are always brutal. But the 43rd annual Games, one filled with the destruction of long-time relationships, has been called one of the most horrid. *Crossover: Some of the tributes bear quite a resemblance to countries we know...

Arme has a rare sickness, only seen before in two other people. Both other patients have died. Nearing the predicted end of her life, will something happen to save her? Or will she be pulled further into the dark? ArmexLass RonanxElesis LirexRyan JinxAmy

Matthew takes Hong Kong and Peter trick or treating since Arthur has to protect the neighborhood from evil. AU.

SEQUEL to Four Orphaned Flowers. A ferret searching for a mate. A squirrel searching for her mother. A hare searching for her destiny. And a mouse who is not searching, but running...

101 things the Principality of Sealand, Peter Kirkland, is not allowed to do at World Meetings

At the urging of her brother, Monaco decides to visit their neighbor to the west.

It's all sweet hunger and wrestled mania here in this dark room. There are eight chairs around a round table. This is a war council.

When he had invited the ninteen year old Decimo and his Family to Italy, Timoteo had certainly not been expecting the timid Mist guardian to be the one causing problems. Problems involving an impenetrable prison and a certain prisoner being held there.

*Mentions of SPOILER chapter 598 and 599* During the two years, there were some noticeable changes.

Q: What happens when you toss a bunch of misfit marines together? A: Smoker's crew. And a random narcoleptic pirate who is briefly mentioned at the end, but pay him no mind. He's an idiot.

Tsuna's life just keeps getting stranger as he meets someone called the Father of Mafia.

The death of Pirate King Luffy launches the world into a new age of piracy, where dreams and hopes run high. There's just one problem with this: the hero of our story doesn't want to be a pirate. CHARACTERS ACCEPTED!

Theirs was a world where people only hold hands to have a thumb war with guns held behind their backs with the other hand. Lambo still thinks that he turned out all right.

It was unexpected, that kiss. Iceland/Liechtenstein, mentions of other pairings.

Halloween knows she looks good in short shorts and cropped tops.

In which Taiwan and Hong Kong prove in their own special way that they should be allowed to world conferences... although whether or not that goal was achieved is questionable.

Denmark can't find a babysitter for Ice. So Ice must tag along on his and Norway's date. Luckily for him, Ice considers himself a mature grown-up, for a seven year old. Sequel to Bolludager, DenNor, kid!Ice.

Based on the Adventure Mode. In a world where everyone kills and are weird, they must save us from the Subspace Army! Is there any hope? Maybe. Probably not.

...you've heard this one.

Proof that there is a such thing as too much Zoro.

There's more than one reason why the Shimon family want revenge. Here's seven.

As Gokudera stared in disbelief at the squirming pile of kittens, he knew in that moment without a doubt that God really hated him. A crackalicious oneshot involving Uri and her mystery man... err... cat.

When he disappeared, so did Valkyrie. Oneshot.

They say that patience is a virtue, but Kiri just wants time to speed up. KiriXElraine, fluffy oneshot drabble

Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."

For the fathers who are never there, and the sons and daughters who always were. — protagonists.

He stuffed the now-redundant ring back into his pocket, and headed home to try and kill himself with a drink binge. It WILL have a happy ending, I promise.

Abigail Kirkland wanted to hit something. Hard. She hasn't had the best of days, thanks to that frog and her annoying family. The ice princess of Hetalia school is in a bad mood. Maybe some news at lunch would cheer her up a bit. Fem!EnglandXDenmark

The Grand Chasers 1 - Bloody Ending. OLD NAME : GRAND CHASE GAME FANFIC. Storylines changing

In which Fran gets ripped off a hundred dollars and gets visited by three ghosts. A modern, twisted re-telling of the classic 'A Christmas Carol' by Charles Dickens. For The Rudiment Goldbrick.

Sadie and Carter attend school with the demigods. Anubis/Sadie/Nico love triangle. Maybe some Carter/Zia in the future.

It's not his fault that they never bothered looking, that they kept brushing him off. This is just what happens when you don't pay attention. A fic on Lambo's progression through life.

Yeah, this idea has been used before, but not like this! Expect randomness!

I'm just your regular lower-class, gender-confused, lonely teenage girl who can't stop thinking about a certain red-eyed German boy... — Prussia/Hungary.

They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!

If Nintendo had been on hard drugs at the time, the finished game would probably have ended up like this. A novelization of Adamwestslapdog's Abridged Series. All credit goes to him. I just wrote it down and posted it here.

Grand Chase retell a tale that has changed them in more ways than one, whether through pain, happiness, betrayal, or more, all on their quest to stop Kaze'aze. Everyone is more than they seem. Pain cuts through them all, internally and externally.

Miss Mary Sue does not amuse Robin.

Like any other humans, the Varia celebrates Christmas as well. Only that you didn't know how. Being the Varia's one and only cook, you tried your best to satisfy their exquisite taste buds, only to lead to undesirable consequences...?

Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman! "Ivan the Commie, was a jolly happy soul, with a long white scarf and an overcoat, and a flask of alcohol." Christmas parody.

Alternate Universe - AU. I wanted a ring and he gave me a stupid doll wearing a straw-hat? What kind of boyfriend is he?

Who would the 'Fire alone can save our Clan' prophecy be about if Firestar never came to the forest? Sort of a rewrite of Into the Wild, the same characters and stuff. Rated T because I think the Warriors series would be rated T if it were a fanfic.

Truth or Dare warriors fanfic....Answer the serious questions!

Ashfur steals Squirrelflight's car. Not it's PAYBACK time! See justice get SERVED to Ashfur, see Squirrelfight get revenge, see Jaykit as a lawyer, and watch as Wolfshadow the crazy judge deals out the horrid punishments! R&R!

.'P.S. You should really start trying to control your anger, you know…the Llamas can smell your irritation.'

When Roxas is forced to volunteer at the psych ward he befriends a pyromaniac, a sadist, a musician who can 'see' sounds and an artist with a mysterious past. As he spends more time with them he begins to realize everything isn't as it seems...

Ask the SSBM characters via review. Similar to ASK THe UCHIHAS. Back up as of June 10th, 2009

Do you think music as we know it has been ruined? Well, so does Apollo! So right here are the chart-toppers of today he'd like to put an end to. Formerly "Jonas Brothers Must Die". You may like the celebrities killed off in here, so ye be warned. CRACKFIC

Melee. Our three favorite swordsmen embark on their most dangerous adventure yet: to their local grocery store.

The title says all : Initially starts with a prologue chapter.

Madara reveals himself to be Tobi... only for Tobi to take offense at being impersonated.

Zelda:FSA. Instead of copies of Link, 3 sisters were warped to Hyrule to help him defeat Vaati. One's like a mother hen, another is strong & stubborn, and the last is hyper and wild. Poor Link. ON HIATUS; check profile for updates.

Marth's obsession: Pokeballs. Ike is getting tired of Marth's luck with pokeballs, so Ike and Ness decide to take things into their own hands. Story is definitely better than summary. A humorous fic. Rated for language.

Leafbare has come and Hollyleaf, Jayfeather and Lionblaze know about their parentage. But Bloodclan are still out there, preparing for another strike. And Starclan has revealed a new message, there is a fourth cat coming. But who? FS inside, R&R 2 of 3

Nico didn’t think he was that far out of the loop that he missed the memo where Percy Jackson, manly hero of Olympus, suddenly started liking guys. Slash. Nico/Percy.

Join The Random Factor with your host, Spark! Funny stuff will be uploaded for your own enjoyment! Rated T just in case. Flames will be used to roast marshmallows. Please send in your Random Request so we can torture your favorite kitties!

Twenty facts about Hibari Kyoya.

Here we interview our favorite warrior stars and... make fun of them!

The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.

Link starts talking in IM. Zelda faints, Captain Falcon screams like a school girl, Snake hides under his box, and more! Warning- do not read if IQ is above 80. If it isn't, please read and review! T for language. POTTY MOUTH SMASHERS! Please review!

Oh yes. It's The Ocarina of Time.. parody style ! : Please R&R

Hey, I know there's a lot of these, but their all so hilarious I decided to make one. Please send in dares to annoy the heck out of you most hated cats! Rated T just in case

It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas

Lass finds a girl he strangly likes but when another boy gets in the way what will he do to get his girl back? RonanxArmexLass and no flames for the pairing! pairs will be straightened out eventually! rated t in case

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Ah yes...candy. A sweet, sometimes sour or spicy, flavor in the mouth. It's hard to resist, right? Well, a certain masked puffball learns about candy and finds that he likes it...a little TOO much.

In which four people are stuck in a closet. Lucy fumes, Loki leers, Natsu sets things on fire, and Gray just wishes someone would kiss Lucy so they could all get out. Oh, and Happy is an evil genius. That too.

Ganondorf has taken over the peaceful world of Brawl, and anyone who dares interfere must suffer the ultimate price. Now it's up to Brawl's last hope, a hot-tempered Ike, a Puerto Rican Marth, and a perverted Link. Will they fail, or prevail?

Okita cuts off Hijikata's arm. Good thing the Yorozuya trio are around to lend a hand.

After helping Lucas with a problem, everyone else wants Snake's advice! Can Snake keep his sanity or is he going to get problems of his own? R&R. First fic, be gentle with reviews. 7th Chapter up!

-Crack- With Roxas sick, how does the rest of the Organization help him? Easy: They make it worse.

Crazy Hand has opened up a bar in the Brawl Manor. The smashers are left unattended with countless bottles of alcohol; what can go wrong? Oneshot. Rated T for obvious reasons.

And they wondered why Xemnas doesn't like anyone in his Organization.......Crack one-shot.

OMG! WHAT's With Cats and LAPTOPS! AND FOOD? AND OTHER STUFFSupposed to be funny, if it's not...tell meR&R!

This is just a cute oneshot about Firepaw,Graypaw,Sandpaw,and Dustpaw finding a strange Two Leg object in the woods.Flames appreciated if needed

After becoming Warriors, Fireheart and Graystripe face a salon, a pine cone ninja, and a dancing rat. Deadfoot likes to polish his claws! Graystipe falls in love with his stalker! Fireheart is upsessed with Dolphins! How can the plot of Fire and Ice fit?

Brambleclaw, or shall we call him Brambo, has a fan club of shecats? Spottedleaf is obsessed with Firestar! Bluestar is the only smart one in StarClan? Tawnypelt.. well nevermind. I attempted to make Midnight funny.

The Warriors have completly lost it! Short chappies! R&R!

Some random facts about Warriors that Erin Hunter either forgot or you may have just forgotten. Has mild spoilers for all the books.

A parody of Inot the Wild. Did you know that Tigerclaw was raised by mice? Or that Spottedleaf has dreams of being a supermodel? Find out...

marluxia and his hammer ride an emu to work. [crack]

you're so vain. [drabble]

someone set us up the bomb! [crackfic. total nonsense. 'all your base'spoof.]