Fatty: "i shall mame the"

Heya my name is Mel :D i am female :D i am 22 :D i have brown hair, and green eyes :D
I am a Michael Jackson death hoax follower. I believe MJ is still alive, and may or may not come back and present himself to the public. There is too many things unexplained, and following this hoax for about 2 and half years now, with the evidence, it's kinda hard to say otherwise. Anyway, if you are interested in that, please look up a person on youtube called Pianogames he is veryyyy good, once watching his vids, you will beLIEve, and also his new account now called CodeOfThriller.

Anyway, about myself...I love rock lee!! and other randoms from naruto :) !! lol that is my main obsession, along with Bully and the Warriors (not those stupid cats!! wtf is with that!!) anyway, i also like other things such as LOTF which is lord of the flies lol. since i had to read the book and watch the movie for english class at school lol. i also enjoy other anime such as, sailor moon (yay jack lol), pokemon :P, hellsing, Inuyasha, card captors, Death Note, Vampire Knight, full metal panic, Gundam, and others that i couldn't be bothered to list lol, oh yeh and NOT BLEACH. GOD I LOVE DEATH NOTE!! LOOL! If there is anyone in this world that does not get intrigued by that anime then they have problems LOOL that is one of the darn best animes EVER!! Ahem, but nothing beats Naruto :D
I also read lotssssss of manga, its hard to list it all off the top of my head, but i am not just a person who watches anime and doesnt read the manga LOL. I love both, and i do both. Reading manga is fun, and watching anime is fun. DO IT! LOL.

Alrighty, i am pretty weird, so i am going to share some weird facts about my life LOL

Childhood Crushes: Captain Hook, Darth Vader (LOL), The Joker (Yes, i actually loved the joker before heath ledger took the role. Alot of people only starting liking the joker after that, but i use to watch the cartoon when i was little and Jack Nicholson in the old movie! but yes i'll admit, i love heath ledger in that role, but then again, i love the Joker in general), James (Pokemon), Butch (Pokemon), The Wheelers (Return to Oz), Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame), Tulio (The Road to Eldorado), Odlaw and Wally (Where's Wally LOOL), Jack Skellington (Nightmare before christmas) Yes, i watched that as a kid too, before it unusually came into fashion one day a few years ago, Tac (The Princess and the Cobbler) if anyone even knows what that is LOL, i loved that movie when i was little, it's so dam shit and random but its awesome LOL. Anyway, there's definitely more childhood crushes of mine, but i really cant remember right now LOL.

I LOVE NARUTO WOOT!! I should write more Naruto fanfics but i havent had time. I love all the characters, except jiroubou! yuck! and also Sakura , Hinata and Tsnunade get on my nerves, and Sasuke just thinks he's soooooo kooool so i hate him LOL!! AND JUST CAUSE I GOT DRUNK AND SAID ALL NIGHT THAT I LOVE HIM, IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING!! LOL!! glares anyway, chouji is just...no LOL, maybe if he wasnt fat.. LOL, anyway, my main favourite characters are, Rock Lee, Orochimaru, Kidoumaru, Gai, Kisame, Itachi's hands and feet (Dont ask), Sai, and Zetsu LOL. I have been soooo darn obsessed with a song called Any means necessary, by hammerfall. God it's good...listening to that, watching Naruto, eating sushi and drinking red bull at the same time is equal to an orgasm LOL! Oh, if ur interested in naruto, bully, the warriors, the sims 2, return to oz, Hellsing, Michael Jackson or anything jazzy like that lol, you should visit my youtube account, i have some interesting vids on there :P i shall paste the link, it is http://www.youtube.com/melchan35

So as you can see i am quite obsessed with naruto, and naruto related things. I also like music...lol...my favourite singers/bands are, Michael Jackson, James blunt, Panic! at the disco, Lady Gaga, Elvis, The Beatles, Savage Garden, Pink, Cher, Aqua, Akon, Toy box, Mortiis, Electric six, System of a down, Cindy Lauper, Ronan Keating, Martinelli, Beyonce, ah-ha, the medic droid, missy higgins, Suzie Quatro, The Phantom Of the Opera, Voltaire, Tune Up, weird al, and many many more lol. most deffinately not any of that 50 cent shit -_- i hate 50 cent with a burning passion! Oh and also, i use to not mind eminem, until i saw a clip of theirs and they payed out Michael Jackson, so since that i HATE eminem!! He's just jealous MJ is better than him.

OLD SHOWS I also like to watch old shows, such as Hogan's Heroes, and I dream of jeanie. They are soooo funny!! I loveee them!! and a bunch more i cant remember atm LOL. I LOVE KLINK!! he is my favourite HH character!! closely followed by Newkirk, then probably Hogan LOL. But honestly, whenever i have HH dreams, i end up making out with Hogan! I do not understand why! LOL! I love KLINK, not Hogan! LOL! I've always made out with Newkirk, but hey, who's complaining there? LOL.

Things i HATE:

Okay, first of all, i dont hate many things, but some things just get on my nerves LOL.
Firstly: i do not have a problem with gay girls or gay boys, but if they are open about it in a way they rub it in your face as if they're special, then yes, that pisses me off because seriously...WHO CARES!? How does that make anyone better than anyone else? You dont see people parading about being straight? ...anyway LOL.
Secondly: I've seen a few people in real life and in fanfiction profiles that are like what i am about to explain. They talk/write about how they like to be by themselves, be anti-social, only talk to friends, get annoyed easily, are weird and people even tell them that, that they like dark things, they do not get along well with people, and say/type out a whole bunch of things that supposedly is wrong according to their opinion and then tell people that if they like something of theirs they should feel lucky because they dont like alot of things...Okay, that is just the most annoying kind of person there is. If that's not screaming "OMG PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" then i dont know what is. If they are actually like that, which i doubt somehow, then i dont understand how they can be so negative. Life's great :D enjoy every moment! AND BE HAPPY AND SOCIAL AND COME INTO THE LIGHT!!!!
Thirdly: The thing i hate above everything is people who think they are kool by following this whole gangsta style thing. I mean, come on, GROW UP! Gangsta's are meant to be lost people brought up in a poor society that result to some animalistic style by grouping together to form gangs! It was meant to be a serious thing, now everyone thinks it's "cool" to be "gangsta" and break rules, group together, wear shit ass clothing INCLUDING THOSE STUPID HATS, try talk like African American's, and end up turning their lives into trash by their own pure immaturity! Now, i really dont care for anything to do with gangsta crap, as you can probably tell, and i just dont see how anyone can think that kind of stuff is interesting. Oh well, i hope that messed up generation just dies out so us NORMAL people can start a NORMAL one once again.

Okay i think that's all i can think of that i really hate right now...Okay moving on LOL

FANFICTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, some of you may be wondering if i am going to continue some of my fanfictions, and when i am going to be updating them next. Well, you see, i go through different obsessions, sometimes i am completely into anime, in which i will work on my fanfic Anime School, and sometimes i will be into Bully and work on my Bully fanfics, and sometimes i will work on the others when i am into them. I get sidetracked easily, but, if you reallyyyy want me to work on a fanfic, and update it much quicker, in all honesty, if you review, or send me a private message begging me to continue, i will very quickly give in and get back on track LOL. So if you really wish me to work on a certain fanfic, please message me, i will definitely work on it :D Thank you all! LOVE LOVE!

WOOT FOR THE BREAKFAST CLUB!

I am currently reading the second chronicles of thomas covenant, which are really really old books that no one knows of lol. but they are really awsome, and for those who know of those books then WOOOO I LOVE COVENANT AND SUNDER AND I WANT THEM IN MY BED NOW!! LOL!! anyway i am not sure what else to talk about... Well i'll type out my favourite pairings for Naruto, and just pairings i accept LOL.
Also, when it comes to other peoples fanfictions, and the pairings they like, i really do not mind reading a pairing between anyone. I'm not one of those people who are strongly against certain people together, or pairings in general. I think it's all interesting, and i'm open to read pretty much anything :D !! Anyway, here are my most strong acceptances :D
Lee/Gai
Sasuke/Itachi
Itachi/Kisame
Deidara/Sasori
Kakashi/Iruka
Gaara/Lee
Naruto/Sasuke
Shikamaru/ino (not temari! she is all for kankuro LOL)
orochimaru/kabuto (oh hell yeah LOL)
Gaara/Temari/Kankuro xD LOOOL!
Lee/tenten
neji/tenten
Naruto/Sakura
Kakashi/Sasuke
Orochimaru/Sasuke
Jiraiya/Tsunade
Hinata/No one. (LOL i really do not like her for some reason. But if she had to get with someone, probably Kiba...or maybe even neji LOL)
Kidoumaru/ME!! LOL!! or Sakon or something...actually no Sakon belongs with Tayuya :P
neji/Lee/Gai (LOLjks jks that just wrong)
NOT sakura and Lee!! sakura can go burn for all i care :D
Lee/me ;P

and other random pairings i can't think of at the moment, but once again i dont really have any pairings i am against...except maybe anything to do with chouji..-shudders- anyhow LOL..moving on.

I LOVE Bully!! i have been obsessed for about 3 years now ever since my sisters ex boyfriend brought the game over lol. I was in love with it from the beggining xD and my first obsession from it was Gary xD WOOOT WOOOOT GARY I LOVE YOU!! 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! LOL! anyway, bully pairings i like are :D

Gary/Petey come on, its so right xD
Gary/Jimmy yeh i dont mind this, lol i think it seems accurate, as Jimmy sounds kinda hurt in the end mission when he says "why'd u do it Gary, i thought we were friends" xD
Jimmy/Petey Just...cute...ok...lol
Derby/Bif gotta love it xD
Jimmy/Gord lol _
Jimmy/Trent i am all for this lol, when i first played i thought u could only kiss Trent, so i was like yessssss! and made them make out alot xD
Derby/Johnny i dont really mind this, its alright lol
Gary/ME HELL YEAH!! xD actually, it should probably me Everyone/me xD EXCEPT EARNEST
Johnny/Peanut yeh sure why not xD
and other random pairings i cant think of atm xD
oh, and definately NOT Earnest with ANYONE! sorry, i just HATE Earnest as of lately lol, i never really cared about him much, but now for some reason i really hate him lol! he's too much of a loser xD

btw, i just LOVE the preps, they are my absolute FAVOURITE clique xD my least favourite would have to be the Nerds. I'm sorry, but i just dont like Earnest xD everyone else is fine, except Cornelius ! vomits i hate him LOL he doesnt have to make those noises when u make out with him xD but yeh apart from those 2, everyone else is fine lol, LOVE Fatty xD !! Fatty has arrived :D

umm now with the Warriors, i would write fanfiction, but the only warriors thing they have on here is about those cats!! WHAT THE HELL !!

Okay since i love Death Note, i will write my favourite pairings :D theres not too many so BLERGH LOL!

Light/Ryuk - LOOOOL

L/ME BITCH!! :D

L/ Light ...i am still debating, i am not sure LOL it would be hot yes, but ...i want L LOOL

L/Near

Near/Mello

Favourite Quotes From Bully! And sayings that make me laugh xD:

- Fatty: "I shall mame the!"

- Gary: "Genius' don't need medication!"

- Gary: "I cant believe i switched my meds again"

- Biology teacher: "there are 2 sides to biology boy, life, and death...do i make myself clear?"
Jimmy: "Very clear sir, you want to me to kill Derby Harrington, yeh..i'll get right on that."
Biology teacher: "Not the boy, boy! The plant boy! kill the plant!"
Jimmy: "Oh, right."

- Ricky: "Is that Algie, on a girls bike!?"

- Algie: "Well thanks for all the help Jimmy. Perhaps you could come over to the observatory and play a game or 2 of Grottos and Gremlins with us sometime"
Jimmy: "Umm..No."

- Trent: "Trent man does not go for this man!"

- Trent: "Somebody wants to be handicapped!"

- Gord: "ahahaha, Trash!"

- Chad: "awwhh It burns when i pee"

- Gord: "You're poor, and ugly!"

- Bif: "I'm gonna beat the poor outa you!"

- Gary: "The head likes me, i tied him up, turned his dumb school into a battle ground, got kids expelled unfairly, put several others into therapy, and he STILL likes me!!"
Jimmy: "You're such a loser!"
Gary: "Well atleast my mum doesnt make her living on her back"
Jimmy: "You're DEAD!"

- Derby: "You know what the worst part of being a Harrington is? Nothing. Hahahahaa!"

- Tad: "Once i made cake for my dad's birthday, and he stabbed me with a pitch fork!"

- Tad: "Oh it's all over the wall!"

- Tad: "Oh yuck, it's all over the couch."

- Derby: "don't play innocent with us, i tried that when father caught me with nanny. He gave me a good thrashing, and i have half a mind to give you one"

- Petey: "Well, when you're done with this place a career on the stage awaits..maybe-maybe something like a male stripper or something huh?"
Jimmy: "What?"
Petey: "uhh..ahem"

- Pinky: "He also said that you're..sexually confused."
Jimmy: "Yeh well Gary talks alot of crap"

- Lefty (Thank you Kirsty xD) : "Say hi to Mr Pavement!"

- Edward (Prefect): "It itches like crazy down there"

- Bif: "Float like a butterfly, sting like a...ugh i need to come up with something new"

- Gordon: "Who cares if i didnt get it right the first time, she didnt know what she was doing, thats it."

- Fatty: "Fatty has arrived"

- Fatty: "You really squashed my cupcake dingus!"

- Ivan: "I can sleep with my eyes open"

- Trent: "I smell free food"

- Zoe: "Why is everyone around here so fake? such boring BS"

- Trent: "Total utter grossout

- Trent: "Am i handsome? yes, yes i am"

- Gord: "I say, unhand him, immediately!"

- Melvin: "I wish i had a unicorn"

- Tom: "I didn't want to do this, but u push me!"

- Gord: "Maybe its true, poor people have more fun, because they're more real?"

- Bif: "One day, i'll be king"

- Gord: "You won't escape me!"

- Trent: "No escape from the Trent man!"

- Earnest: "Psst, Amigo! I need your help!"
Jimmy: "...Amigo?"

- Derby - "You my friend, have delusions of grandeur, nobody cares about you, or Gary"

Earnest: "He thinks Algie is trying to put the moves on his girl"
Jimmy: "Algie..and Lola..?"
Earnest: I know, it's crazy. Everbody knows Algie likes blondes!"
Jimmy: "..."

- Gary: "I told you he knew where Algie was"
Johnny: "Shut up Gary"

Chad: "Look at this. A bunch of guys whose career aspirations are to work..in..stores."
Gord: "Fabulous, i love it when people know their place in life"

- Fatty: "Greetings Comrads"

- Fatty: "A fat kid can only take so much"

- Damon: "I wonder if i could punch someone so hard their head will come off"

- Damon: "One day i wanna fight a gorilla"

- Constantinos: "Dont hurt me, please dont!"

- Trent: "Ha ha! what a light weight!"

- Trent: "I'm hot, you're hot, lets make out"

- Tad: "Wow, Nelly!"

Alright i better stop typing them now lol, i have tones more but i cant remember them atm xD i will probably update some more later, but for now this will do xD

Okay with this next thing, i copied it off Kirsty's profile cause i thought it looked kool lol, thank you kirsty xD Anyhow, i didnt read the questions properly, so i dont know what will end up with what lol, okay so i have to write down 10 characters, okay i will do one for Bully, then one for Naruto :3

Characters:

1. Derby

2. Jimmy

3. Bif

4. Pinky

5. Gord

6. Gary

7. Petey

8. Earnest (cause he's lame, and it might make this interesting LOL)

9. Trent

10. Ricky

okay here are the questions,

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?: (Gord/Ricky) umm...i dont think so, LOL.

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? : (Bif) DEFFINATELY!! BIF'S THE BOMB LOL.

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?: (Gary/Derby) UMM...that would..scare me...alot. It would be a good lookin kid though LOL

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?: (Trent)hmm...oh yes, this one i read between him and Kirby! it was cute :3

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?(Petey/Jimmy) omg YES! LOL! that pairing is cuuttee :D

6) 4/8 or 4/9?: (Pinky/Earnest or Pinky/Trent) umm deffinately Pinky and Trent O_O EARNEST IS TOO FERAL!!

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship? : (Petey and Bif/Earnest) omfg just no LOL, yuck! i think Petey would vomit LOOOL

8) make a summery of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic. : (Gary/Jimmy) :D !! :D !! :D !! i quite like this pairing LOL umm...is this enough words yet...i dont think it is lol! i love this pairing because it's so...cute LOL, Jimmy seemed so cut up about Gary :D yes..thats right..nothing escapes my notice!! LOL

9)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?: (Pinky/Ricky) umm i am not sure, there probably is, but i havent read it lol

10)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic. : (Derby/Gord) erm..."Derby tore my ass" ?? LOL

11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? : (Pinky/Derby) umm...it woudnt be too hard considering they are engaged...but if i had to make a plot for it, it would be, Pinky sneaks into Derby's bed, and when he's like "Pinky what are you doing?" she says, "Make love to me rich boy!" LOOOL

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose : (Ricky) omg deffinately Romeo et Juliette by Les rois du monde

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?: (Jimmy/Bif/Gary) WARNING PREP BEING SEDUCED LOL

14) What pick-up line might eight use on five?: (Earnest/Gord)erm...eww this is feral LOL, umm something around the lines of, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE ME, I CANT GET ANYONE ELSE!!" LOOL

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?: (Ricky) oh gosh, now u've done it, i'm blushing LOL, umm..maybe.."Oh god i need a cigarette" ? LOL

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Gord) umm, probably about a few months ago

17) What is Six's super-secret kink?: (Gary) kink? i hope this means kinky fantasy LOL, hmm, u putting his meds in his mouth while he roots u? LOL

18) Would Two shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Jimmy/Trent) hell yesss LOL, both ways xD

19) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?: (Bif/Petey) umm tops like as in who's on top? Definately Bif LOL, i could NOT imagine Petey being on top.

20) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Petey/Earnest) UMM...NO. Just..NO. How about Earnest goes and dies? :D

Okays thats the end of the Bully one :D hope you enjoyed that, okay time for the Naruto one!!

Characters:

1. Naruto

2. Rock Lee

3. Gai

4. Tenten

5. Sai

6. Orochimaru

7. Sasuke

8. Itachi

9. Gaara

10. Kabuto

Okays, the questions again now :D

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?: (Sai/Kabuto) Umm no i dont beleive so.

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? : (Gai) O_O...NO COMMENT LOL

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?: (Orochimaru/Naruto) Ummmmm...i hope to god not, but seeing as Orochimaru is rather strange, its possible LOL, umm what would happen...The world would implode...thats what would happen.

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?: (Gaara) I remember a disturbing one i read between him, rock lee and gai...scarred me for life LOL

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?(Sasuke/RockLee) no, i dont think so.

6) 4/8 or 4/9?: (Tenten/Itachi or Tenten/Gaara): hmm well, Tenten doesnt really interact with either of those 2...but i'd probably have to say Tenten with Gaara lol

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship? : (Sasuke discovering Gai/Itachi) LOOOOL umm well...Sasuke would probably go crazy and commit suicide LOL

8) make a summery of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic. : (RockLee/Orochimaru)oh dear lord, umm...Rock Lee never knew his father and once orochimaru tells him the truth it may cause chaos resulting in Rock Lee commiting suicide LOOL

9)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?: (Tenten/Kabuto) No i dont think so...

10)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic. : (Naruto/Sai) Umm..."Sai and Naruto get it on in Sasuke's absence" LOOL

11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? : (Tenten/Naruto) first of all, i'm not sure if i would want Tenten to seduce Naruto, but if for some reason i wanted to, i would have Tenten to lay naked on his bed holding Ramen xD

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose : (Kabuto) Deffinately "Diana" by Paul Anka LOL picture him singing it to Orochimaru :3

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?: (RockLee/Gai/Orochimaru) oh gosh lol, WARNING, SNAKE MAN CAUGHT IN SPANDEX FRENZY

14) What pick-up line might eight use on five?: (Itachi/Sai) hmm..."Come with me, I have a huge penis" ?? xD

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?: (Kabuto) "OHH OROCHIMARU SAMA!! HARDER!!"

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Sai) about 2 weeks ago i think

17) What is Six's super-secret kink?: (Orochimaru) umm...Little boys? LOL

18) Would Two shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (RockLee/Gaara) Hellz yeah LOL

19) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?: (Gai/Sasuke) errrrmmm...Gai...i'm pretty sure...LOL...O_O i hope

20) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Sasuke/Itachi) Very ecstatic 8)

okay thats it for those questions, i have another question sheet thing that i'm going to do xD once again, i stole it from Kirsty's profile xD thank you kirsty! If you people dont know kirsty, you should LOL her username is LeftyXP you should go check out her fanfictions :D she has awsome bully ones. Anyhow, i am going to do the questions now xD alright, first i'll do bully,

Characters:

1. Jimmy

2. Pinky

3. Petey

4. Bif

5. Johnny

6. Trent

7. Gary

8. Derby

9. Gord

10. Earnest

11. Ricky

12. Tom

Questions:

1)You’re out on a night out with 8 when you’re savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do? (8-Derby, 2-Pinky) umm LOL well if i did go on a night out with derby i am sure i would get attacked by Pinky, but i'm not sure what Derby would do...probably throw a teddy bear from the carnival at her :D LOL

2)What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?(Gord/Johnny) ...i'm not sure if thats entirely possible...they could try LOL! but if for some crazy reason that did happen, i think there might be a massive break out of Greasers fighting Preps LOL.

3)6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?(Ricky/Trent) ummm...god only knows...LOL

4)7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What is 4’s reaction?(Gary/Tom/Bif) ummm Bif's reaction to seeing Gary and Tom making out...probably very scared LOL

.5)10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous. What happens?(Earnest/Petey/Jimmy) well i could understand if Jimmy was jealous because someone likes Petey, but EARNEST!? I think Jimmy would smash Earnest!! and hopefully kill him. LOL!

6)4 pulls up beside you and offers you a lift. Will you get in the car with them?(Bif) HELL YES!! i would be like OH YES BIF TAKE ME!! LOOL!!

7)Why is 6 afraid of 7?(Trent/Gary) umm..i dont think Trent is afraid of Gary, but if he was it would probably be because Gary knows that Trent secretly makes out with boys LOL and he could use it against him.

8)10 is getting married to 5 when 9 runs into the church to stop the ceremony. What is 9’s reason?(Earnest/Johnny/Gord) UMM!! Gord's reason to stop that marriage would be along the lines of this "THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING PAIRING EVER OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!! EVEN FOR JOHNNY THATS NOT EVEN HUMANE TO PAIR HIM UP WITH THAT THIIING!!"

9)Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.(Pinky/Tom) hmm...A rich girl's forbidden romance. LOL

10)Fill in the numbers. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (2). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."

"Jimmy and Gord are in a happy relationship until Gord runs off with Pinky. Jimmy, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ricky and a brief unhappy affair with Trent, then follows the wise advice of Derby and finds true love with Petey."

LOL that seems about right!! well thats all for the Bully ones xD i shall do a Naruto one now :D

Characters:

1. Kabuto

2. Orochimaru

3. Naruto

4. Sai

5. Sasuke

6. Itachi

7. Tenten

8. Rock Lee

9. Gai

10. Kakashi

11. Ino

12. Jiraiya

Questions:

1)You’re out on a night out with 8 when you’re savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?(RockLee/Orochimaru) Gahhh being out on a night with Rock Lee!! dies happy umm, Lee would probably fight Orochimaru to protect me :D :D :D :D :D

2)What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?(Gai/Sasuke) O_o I hope to god not. But what would happen...i dont even know LOL

3)6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?(Itachi/Ino) umm LOL, Itachi going to a strip club would be hilarious LOL! but umm...i dunno, they might get it on?

4)7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What is 4’s reaction?(Tenten/Jiraiya/Sai) LMAO eww!! umm...Sai would probably be like ...and leave the room slowly and cautiously LOL

.5)10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous. What happens?(Kakashi/Naruto/Kabuto) O_o Kabuto wouldnt be jealous...unless he's jealous of the fact they get dick and he cant LOL

6)4 pulls up beside you and offers you a lift. Will you get in the car with them?(Sai) YES YES YES!!

7)Why is 6 afraid of 7?(Itachi/Tenten) ummmmmmm maybe because she's a woman and men can be lead astray by women :D ? LOL

8)10 is getting married to 5 when 9 runs into the church to stop the ceremony. What is 9’s reason?(Kakashi/Sasuke/Gai) oh gosh umm...Gai would stop the marriage cause of 2 reasons, number 1, because he is in love with Kakashi, number 2, because Kakashi is beating him at something LOL

9)Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.(Naruto/Jiraiya) ummmmmmm..."A young boys love for an old pervert" LOL

10)Fill in the numbers. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (2). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."

"Kabuto and Gai are in a happy relationship until Gai runs off with Orochimaru. Kabuto, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ino and a brief unhappy affair with Itachi, then follows the wise advice of Rock Lee and finds true love with Naruto."

UMMM I HOPE TO GOD NOT LOOOL!!

Alright One for Hogan's Heroes now!

Characters:

1. Hogan

2. Carter

3. Schultz

4. Newkirk

5. LeBeau

6. Klink

7. Burkhalter

8. Helga

9. Kinch

10. Baker

11. Hochstetter

12. That Russian Marya bitch LOL

Questions:

1)You’re out on a night out with 8 when you’re savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do? (Helga/Carter) ...i'd probably laugh my ass off if Carter tried to attack anyone LOL! and plus O_o i'd be on a night out with Helga? Either way, we'd probably laugh until Carter lost confidence.

2)What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant? (Kinch/LeBeau) ...Umm... i seriously hope to god NOT! And if it did happen! I think they'd be shot LOL

3)6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens? (Klink/Hochstetter) Uhh...they'd probably try get in with all the strippers...?

4)7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What is 4’s reaction? (Burkhalter/Marya/Newkirk) Umm i think Newkirk would be extremely astonished LOL, he'd probably go and tell Hogan... and LeBeau, so he can get the hell over her!

5)10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous. What happens? (Baker/Schultz/Hogan) shudders That's just...too disgusting to comment about.

6)4 pulls up beside you and offers you a lift. Will you get in the car with them? (Newkirk) OMG YES!!

7)Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Klink/Burkhalter) because Burkhalter is a General and likes to yell at poor Klink LOL

8)10 is getting married to 5 when 9 runs into the church to stop the ceremony. What is 9’s reason? (Baker/LeBeau/Kinch) Probably cause Kinch is jealous he cant get married LOL

9)Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12. (Schultz/Marya) ...Russian Whore Falls For Fat Man LOL

10)Fill in the numbers. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (2). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."

Hogan and Kinch are in a happy relationship until Kinch runs off with Carter. Hogan, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hochstetter, and a brief unhappy affair with Klink, then follows the wise advise of Helga, and finds true love with Schultz.

OMG THAT IS DISGUSTING LOOOL! No way!! HoganXKlink forever !! xD

anyway i will stop talking now lol, baii baii please read my fanfictions and review! thank you! mel AKA Prep obsessor X)