Name: ic.laxieve (just call me laxieve! nya)

Age: 17 (? gomen can't remember XP)

Birthdate: November 22

Personality: I have a terrible mood swing! I'm quite a yandere, too! NO, I'm not what you can classify as girly so don't EVER call me a girl (if you still want to live another day! *glare*). I'm boyish, carefree, loyal to friends, but I'm anti-social to those I don't know yet. tehee I'm a talker if you will start the conversation but my mouth will remain shut if you don't talk to me first! XP

About: Only child of parents (now someone knows why I'm acting spoiled at times), have a slight xenophobia, addicted to games and anime, man-hater when it comes to the topic of 'relationships' (in the RL world not in anime world)...hm...what else? Ooohh...I'm childish, too! but can be cruel at times and my patience is a short fused bomb!

Likes: CATS! DOGS! PASTA! ICECREAM! All shades of blue, red (except for pink and fuchsia!), white and black! I like people who are nice. Well, I am also fond of those people who tries to look tough all the time but have such a nice personality in the inside! MOON, night, rain, and and *smiles sweetly* GORE! and also Lemons! (depends on what you're thinking!)

Dislikes: The out of place 'Mary-Sue', VEGETABLES, MEDICINE! Sun, sunny days, too much heat and light! (I'm a demon lord for Hell's sake! XP joke!) hm...let's see...I hate sour and bitter things, I HATE PINK! I hate dresses! And I hate the times that I'm force to go out of the house for an errand! but also, I hate this annoying little bitch called life XD

FOR REQUESTS:

Just PM me so I'll know! I just realized that I'm good in making stories with rivalries or love triangle or something along the lines!

I am particularly favorable with writing fanfics for MyCandyLove, Naruto (when I'm in the mood), Final Fantasy 7, D.N.Angel, Vampire Knight, and Hetalia. But I may write for Amnesia if ever I have the inspiration to do so. And for those who read my Hetalia fanfics and said that they're alright or they're good... PS. Believe me, I haven't watch a single episode of this anime or read the manga properly! XD

Nyaw

That's all for now...

(reviews and requests! keep coming! XD)

P.S. Summer vacation is now over and I am currently open for Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, and D.N.Angel One shot Requests!!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe)PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Emo Marionette Bella-chan, Sakura4eva, Sanin Sakura, PriyaRaiUchiha, ic.laxieve

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

I love my mother! (NOT! XD)

I got this from Chiruno-chan's profile! Chiruno's a good writer! Check out her stories!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

Got this from KasaneMikuFan865!!!