Sera: Holy shit, you’re on our profile page. Ahem.

Sera: While I’m waiting for MJ to come online, I’ll give you a rundown of us. So I’m Sera, which is the shortened name of my OC Serafine, and MJ is short for Montgomery Julian Clyde (don’t ask, I seriously have no idea). Those aren’t real names (duh). We, um, write fanfiction together. So pretty much we write our stuff on Google Docs - we have a pretty much even share of ideas for stories. My style is sorta more emotional, while MJ takes care of the descriptions and literal things. I always nag her to come online. Which, currently, she is not. Dude, hurry up and take it from here.

MJ: Alright alright man calm I’m here.

Sera: Okay so um, I usually write the main starters and stuff of the paragraphs and -

MJ: I sort of fill in on stuff. We take requests but it depends on the fandom, so if we don’t know anything about it then that really sucks for you man, but you know thats how the world works.

Sera: Fandoms. Um, I’m in everything Disney-related, that’s for sure. Also Marvel. I have a thing for Steve Rogers. A thing.

MJ: Man I couldn’t have guessed if you hadn’t told me wow so subtle.

Sera: Harry Potter too, I guess, but who hasn’t read Harry Potter? And like I’ve read the typical YA novels. But they’re honestly not that good. I’m not really into PJO, but MJ is. A lot.

MJ: We take requests. I might do The Song of Achilles under certain circumstances but I will have you know that I would probably die before finishing the fanfic. I might also do Lord of the Rings, but man are the fanfics for that fandom old. Like, most of them were written in 2003 and I’ve only seen one that's currently being updated.

Sera: We definitely will not do anime. Of any sorts.

MJ: I can't really think of any more fandoms - oh wait, how could I forget the Maze Runner?

Sera: She really likes those. Okay so about our stories - I pretty much wrote the Tangled one (At Least It’s Too Cold To Sing), which I may or may not update on.

MJ: I wrote the Percy Jackson one.

Sera: Right. And we’re currently equally collaborating on a BH6 story, “Spectate”, which is probably how you got to our profile. We already have the plot and everything planned out. It basically focuses on Tadashi as, like, a ghost or something. No shippings.

MJ: SPOILER ALERTS SIR.

Sera: We have an email, and trust me, if we get one fan-based email we will scream.

MJ: Only Sera tho, because she isn’t good at handling her emotions.

Sera: Only when it comes to Captain America. Or just Chris Evans in general. But seriously, whenever we get a review, we freak out.

MJ: WE ARE CANADIAN YOU COULD AT LEAST CHOOSE A CANADIAN ICON BY GOD.

Sera: MJ is really patriotic. She aspires to become the Prime Minister, although I can supply about a million reasons why it’s not lawfully possible.

MJ: Can’t you just see how much she loves to crush my dreams. And technically I can run for Prime Minister but the social prejudices of my country will ruin it.

Sera: Verily?

MJ: So the email is mjclyde.serabenoit@gmail.com.

Sera: And we’ll dedicate a chapter or two to you or something if you email.

MJ: So thanks for taking off some time from your extremely productive day to look at this god awful introduction.

Sera: Our old profile was worse, believe me.