You know what? I started writing my Bebop fanfiction when I was 14 years old (That's why Willow's 14). Now, I'm 17. I really suck at updating. -.-; I'm really sorry for anyone who like my story, maybe someday I'll bust a move and update more than once a year. .;

Name: Beef the Magnificent.

Age: 17

Height: Size of a large cucumber.

Weight: Wanta Fanta! DAMN! I hate the Fanta Fevah song! I miss the old days with the old Fantana's. Emo tears

Favorite color: Green! Yay!

Favorite Anime/Manga (in no particular order):

Angel Sanctuary, Cowboy Bebop, Big O, Sailor Moon, Jubei-chan, Trigun, Fruits Basket, Wolf's Rain, Gungrave,Paranoia Agent, Azumanga Daioh, Yami No Matsuei, Sensual Phrase, Tenchi Muyo, Saiyuki, Gad Guard, Spirited Away, Immortal Rain, Samurai 7, Peacemaker Kurogane, Naruto, Boogiepop Phantom, Serial Experiments Lain, Evangelion, Galaxy Angel, Hellsing, Eureka 7, Diamond Daydreams, Elfen Lied, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Maria Sama Ga Miteru, D. Grayman, Wallflower, Blood , Bleach, Last Exile, but most of all FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!

Favorite anime couples:

Sara/Setsuna (Tragic romance :( ), Spike/Julia, Millie/Wolfwood, Brandon/Maria, Renton/Eureka, Haji/Saya (It so damn cute!!!! . ), Dominic/Anemone, Rei/Yoshino (Shut up! I know they're cousins), und das is alles for now.

Favorite couples as friends/family:

Lavie/Claus, Lucciola/Dio, Miki/Kozue, Momoko/Ichigo (One of my all time favorites! .), Utena/Anthy, Kai/Riku/Saya, Eureka/Renton/Nirvash, Nana/Mayu.

Top 5 favorite guy character's:

Edward Elric, Miki Kaoru, Haji, Grave/Brandon Heat, Maes Hughes, Roy Mustang, Alphonse Elric, etc... (Yes, I realize that's more than 5).

Top 5 favorite girl character's:

Lavie Head, Nana (Elfen Lied), Riza Hawkeye, Eureka, Yoruichi.

Favorite Movies:

Transformers (Optimus Prime and I our secret lovers. But don't tell 'cause it's a secret), Memoirs of a Geisha, Kamikaze Girls (I love it so much!!!! .), Amelie, A League of Their Own, The Fifth Element, Rubber Monster movies (Represent!), and some other random ones (Like all the 9 million Lifetime movies I watch. What? I'm a girl, so I'm allowed to).

Favorite TV shows (other than anime):

Dead Like Me, The Soup, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, Who Wants to be a Superhero?, Twilight Zone, Meercat Manor, Aqua Teens Hunger Force, The Girls Next Door, My Lovely Sam-Soon, Lifetime movies, Good Eats, and any crap on VH1. I live for crappy reality TV.

Favorite Music:

Venus Hum, Superchick, Pat Benatar and Regina Spektor are my favorites, but I like all kinds of Pop, Techno, Rap Rock, Foreign, all kinds of stuff I like.

Favorite Games:

PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE ATTORNEY!!! WOO! (I need that damn plushie.), Soul Calibur III, Suikoden III and IV (Yes, I actually like the 4th one. Insane, I know.), Nintendogs, Steambot Chronicles, Zoo Tycoon, DDR, and the Barbie Prom Date Boards game I own.

Other stuff?:

Ich speche ein bissen Deutsch (Ich bin in Deutsche Klasse 2), I love to read and write, I love Geisha's, I hate internet spellers, Dinosaurs are cool, I like to dress up like an astronaut, I like to sing, my G-ma calls my Boopsie Doodle, and I love truly nice people. I want peace, hate fighting, I don't like getting into drama, I love elephants, and I hate pollution. And I love Wisconsin. That's it.

Well, that was an adventure.

I ABSOLUTLY POSTIVELY HATE YAOI! I'M SORRY, I DO! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T WANT TO SEE TWO GUYS THAT AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE GAY DOING GAY THINGS!

I REALLY HATE YAOI. IT SHOULD DIE. END OF STORY.

But, I am a fan of Shoujo-ai (and no, I am not a lesbian), so don't be hating on me, biznatches.