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Joined 04-05-09, id: 1890024, Profile Updated: 07-03-10
Author has written 14 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Dollhouse, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Cape, and Firefly.

Hello gentle viewers.

I'm Alex, a humble author of fanfiction who hails from Doncaster. A sunny little town in England, unfortunately plagued by chavs. (See Urban Dictionary.)

Over the past year and a bit i've written a fair few few fanfictions and to my dismay I have yet to finish one that has more than one chapter. The reason for this you may ask? I seem to lose track of the tale i'm trying to tell about halfway through. I know, that's a pretty lame excuse but it's the truth I swear.

So I thought I might give all of you the lowdown on my fanfictions. Past, present and future.

A Crash Course in Polite Conversation

My first and worst fanfiction. I will not be revisiting this one.

Wrongs Darker than Death or Night

Possibly my darklest fic to date. I'm really interested in writing this one and may rewrite it sometime in the future.

Counter Measures

My first Dollhouse fic and in my opinion my best fic to date. My reason for not finishing this one? I found out the series had been cancelled and I got so angry I refused to write anymore. Are you happy Fox?

Movie Night

Completed. Happy with it. Won't be changing that if I can help it.

The Year That Never Was

The idea of writing a 365 chapter story seemed amazing on paper. It's a lot harder to execute than I first thought.

The Stormtrooper Diaries

Reliving the original three Star Wars movies through the eyes of a lowly Imperial stromtrooper? A monumental and very exciting task. Probably will write this one in the future sometime.

A Sum of All the Rage and Hate

Ruby/Dean fic. What can I say? They're hot together. Will I finish writing it? Maybe within the next few months.

I'm So Witty

Meh.

True Colours

Currently writing this one. Hold onto your hats people, I may actually finish this fic first time around without an abnormally long hiatus. Scratch that... didn't finish it.

Take a Walk On The Blind Side

I first began writing this fic whilst watching my Joss Whedon marathon. I absolutely love BTVS right now and I love where this fic will eventually go. So stay tuned fellow fanfictioners.

Future projects.

Okay so I have one idea for another Harry Potter fic. We all know Hermione had a time turner right? And some of you my have seem Groundhog Day. You know the film. Well what about combining the two?!

Crazy I know. Well, my basic idea this this story is, Hermione breaks or damages her time-turner... somehow, and ends up looping the same day over and over, fixing anything she messed up first time and and maybe even finding new ways to beat Malfoy to a pulp.

Good/bad? Keep writing? Give up and hang yourself?

The Killing Frost by Sholio reviews
When a scientific mission goes wrong, the Daedalus crashes on an ice planet along with Atlantis's top scientists and a ruthless saboteur. Will rescue come before injuries and the elements take their toll? Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,968 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
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An Unlikely Partnership reviews
The Doctor and Amy land just outside a small town in Indiana where a number of people have been disappearing. Dean has just arrived in town to investigate those disappearances. Set during the season 1 episode of Supernatural; Scarecrow. Eventual Amy/Dean.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Dean W.
The Trouble With Tribbles Firefly style reviews
This is the product of me getting drunk and finding a pen and paper. Just a harmless little fic seeing what would happen if Tribbles took over Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011
Scars reviews
A shadow of her former self. This is an Orwell centric one-shot with hints of Orwell/Vince.
Cape - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Orwell - Complete
Take a Walk On The Blind Side reviews
Buffy and Giles find their relationship put to the test when Buffy loses her sight.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
A Sum of All the Rage and Hate reviews
What would have happened if Dean had turned his back on Sam and hunting in his last few days before going to hell? Dean/Ruby eventually.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dean W., Ruby - Complete
The Stormtrooper Diaries reviews
A small band of Stormtrooper's fumble their way through the three original Star Wars movies.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Do I Have To Repeat Myself? reviews
Mishaps with the Time-Turner. This will get interesting in later chapters I swear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Hermione G.
True Colours reviews
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened and Tom Riddle has unleashed the Basilisk upon Hogwarts. Who will survive and what wlll be left of them? Set in Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts but with the events of the Chamber of Secrets and Lockhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
I'm So Witty reviews
An AU story where Lockhart has the whole world in the palm of his hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Year That Never Was reviews
A series of short drabbles, detailing the year that unfolded after the events of The Sound of Drums and before Last of the Timelords.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - The Master
Counter Measures reviews
An average day in the Dollhouse.. for now. Rated T to be safe.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009
Movie Night reviews
Is there any limit to Topher's genius? Apparently so.
Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night reviews
An AU story, following Rodney McKay at his lowest.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Rodney M.
A Crash Course in Polite Conversation reviews
Rodney McKay a prisoner? Just another day in the Pegasus Galaxy. Rated T to be safe. My first fanfiction so be nice.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Rodney M.