Artemis Fowl, after coming back to life in a cloned body, reads over his old documents to try and get a sense of who he is. Suddenly, Holly bursts into his room with devastating news about Trouble. Can the two people, now lovers, find a way to get the corrupt Commander off their backs? What will become of their lives afterward? Rated M for smut.

Artemis, after being killed by Opal Koboi, sees the world from a different point of view, about two feet lower than what he is used to. Then something happens that stumps all of them. Rating might go up, depending on what I come up with.