Hello this is ThePurpleUnicorns here :3 This account is being shared between two people, Haley and Sam. We are writing stories together obviously and they are the only stories we're posting on here. Our first couple of books/stories are going to be in the Twilight world, but we also plan on writing one in the Harry Potter world. They're mostly crack fic's but we have way too much fun with these :3 We try to update as quick as we possibly can, but sometimes we won't post for two weeks or for more depending on when we can get together to write. Our works schedules are literally working against us, but we are going to try our hardest keep up with giving everyone new chapters. We gladly accept any kind of constructive criticism. We ask that if you don't like our stories, then don't read them. Don't post anything like 'this story sucks' or 'you're an a-hole'; I think you get my point. We'd appreciate it if you kept those kinds of comments to yourself. We know that there will people who will post them, but if we can, we'd like to keep any negativity out. If you support us and what not, we appreciate it!

So our very first book/story is called Twilight Bites Reality and we realize it's probably not very good because when we originally wrote this, we were in high school and now that we're not in the same mentality as we were then, we're wondering what the heck we were even thinking when we wrote this. But nonetheless, it's good for what it is. In this one, we've covered basically all four books.

Our second book is the sequel to Twilight Bites Reality and it is called Pyper and Shay fuck up Forks. This one is hopefully a little bit better. This one takes place after the four books, so we basically had nothing to go off of, but we've got ideas for it.

Now the book for the Harry Potter World, that's going to be essentially like how we wrote Twilight Bites Reality, but we've got so many ideas for this, we're really excited for it. So that's something to look forward to :)

Anyways, if someone reads this, we thank you for taking the time to read it and thank you for taking the time out of your lives to read our books/stories :3