Hey, the names Garfield!

I've been reading and watching Naruto ever since it came out, i haven't really gotten into much other mangas until recently, which is a fail on my part. I have tonnes of peeves with Fanfiction and i'll list them here;

BASHING- It's annoying. As well as OOC! When has Sasuke Uchiha ever said 'I am an Uchiha, I get anything i want or desire. You better teach me that technique' Sure, Sakura was a bitch at the start, but after Chuunin exams she grew up (A little) I hate when authors write Sakura as the same fangirl in Shippuden, where she is the freaking she-devil of the Narutoverse. Though, if its a tiny bit of bashing that is actually necessary I won't mind. For example, Sakura cheats on Naruto with Sasuke and Naruto rages and calls her everything under the sun or she is shunned for a while, that's fine. Oh yeah? Is it me, or is every crossover or strong Naruto fic a bashing story? I mean come on! I've seen this a million times 'Naruto gains a pwnage kekkei genaki. Team seven bashing! or 'Naruto meets Chuck Norris and trains under him. Sasuke and Sakura bashing!' Ok, fine. Kakashi was a douche for favouring Sasuke during Chuunin exams, but he wouldn't say 'Your a waste of time Naruto. Sasuke is an Uchiha prodigy while your low-down shit' His best friend Obito was a total failure, but he ended up being cool at the end. Not to mention Naruto is his senseis son, which emotionally forces him to be nice to him. Oh, don't forget Hinata bashing! 'No Naruto-kun! You can't go out with anyone else except for me!!!'And then theres always the reviews in which people 'TALK LIKE THIS!' They always say 'SASUKE MUST DIE' AND 'SAKURA TEH BITCH, THIS WAS GOOD PLEASE CONTINUE!' That's not contrusctive criticsm, its petty hate that gives annoying authors the will to continue...

Fanboys/Fangirls-

Ok, this isn't really about fanfiction, but it's annoying anyway. I don't hate yaoi, i mean, whatever floats your boat. But when the whole fucking Male cast is gay, that's not right. I have seen so much bullshit Yaoi plots it's unbeleivable, like 'Naruto and Sasuke are locked in a closet!' or 'Kiba and Naruto read about Doggystyle!' and let's not forget the best one 'It's demon mating season and Gaara and Naruto are up to the stuff!' I mean WTF?! Mating season? Where you make babies? Since when can men get prgenant? Seriosuly Mpreg is weird, please read chapter 500 again and listen to Sarutobis wifes words 'MEN CAN'T HANDLE PREGNANCY!' Then there is fanboys, who are mostly aligned with Mianto. Minato is totally annoying. He has a perfect battle strategy and the personality of a door knob. I've seen so much Minato wanking it's not even funny. I hear things like 'What does it take to beat Minato Namikaze?' Apparently a death reaper seal... and 'Minato has spoken. I have obeyed' Nerdy as hell. Yondaime-fanboys can't accept the fact that Sarutobi was named the strongest hokage, which is totally awesome. I have also found out that every Minato fanboy is a Tsunade-hater, i don't know why. They say she is a 'weak and terrible Hokage' which i totally disagree. They say she didn't do shit during the pein invasion, but if it wasn't for her, everyone would have died during the Chou Shrina tensei (If you say 'it's doesn't matter they would be revived anyway' i'll just laugh, she can't predict the future' Kakashi Fanboys are the worst. They put him on this ridiculous pedestal and say shit like 'He's in the top five strongest characters in Naruto' Which is almsot laughable. In the Narutoverse, there is A, Killer Bee, Naruto, Sasuke, all kages, Orochimaru, Madara, Kabuto Jiraiya, Tsunade, Itachi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Nagato. Your probably wondering 'WTF hidan and Kakuzu?!' Your forgetting that Hidan and Kakuzu were beating Kakashi until Naruto showed up and Shikamaru lured hidan away. Kakashi isn't in top 30.

Harems-

I don't hate them. But when they are just filled with filler characters, it's crap. To be honest, i prefer fics where the main character dates/fucks multiple women before he ends up with the main girl (Which i'll totally during my stories sequal)

Stories where Naruto gets instantly strong-

If you do a fic where Naruto has just recently gained a power, and he can beat Kakashi, i'll just leave. This includes Sharingan or any bloodline. It really ruins the depth of Naruto, where he has no help from genes or anything. I hate when he gates a dojutsu which is just sharingan, accept better, for example 'Naruto! Your eyes are sharingan..wait...its blue instead of red!' or any made-up dojutsu. Then there is the 'mask' where he pretends to be insanly retarded but he's actually the artificially made child of Mr.T and Chuck Norris..lol..'I pity the fool who meets my kick!'

I ain't a perfect writer, i sometimes type to fast and mix up letters 'Like tihs' and I sometimes make my characters too strong. If the main character has no difficult facing an opponent, it's boring. I want constructive criticism when i read reviews, not stuff like 'AWESOME PLEASE CONTINUE!' or 'Cool!' Hell, i prefer flames over that!

Favourite characters-

Naruto Uzumaki - I never used to like him this much until recently, when i saw him stop the nine-tails tail and toss the fucker across the room, he rose through the ranks. Then when he dodges A's punch and defeats an army of white Zetsus effortlessly he became #1

Jiraiya - It's hard to hate him. I still watch Jiraiya vs Pein and it's as awesome as ever. He's hilarious to read and strong to boot, not to mention an open perv.

Kakashi Hatake - I know I rant about him, but he's still cool.

Sasuke Uchiha - He's awesome, his entrance into the five kages chamber was cool and he beat Danzo, which is cool. I still don't see why people say he wins by fluke. Sure, Orochimaru was sick and Itachi was blind, sick and holding back. But when people say He was lucky against Deidara i'm like..da fuck? He dominated that match and Deidara failed to kill him using his ultimate technique, which is impressive for Sasuke. Same with Danzo and Kages, he won fair and square, stop saying 'He won cuz sharingan!' That's petty. If Itachi didn't have sharingan, he'd be dead a logn time ago.

Nagato Uzumaki - Do i have to tell you? He's awesome. He can control all elements' destroy Konoha in one technique, defeat sannin without much effort and he isn't even that evil.